@aaronwallack.bsky.social
Closest I ever came to hitting someone with a car was back in college I was a 'Boston driver' and I was driving visiting Stanford and someone stepped off the sidewalk to cross the street in front of my moving car, expecting me to stop
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Closest I ever came to hitting someone with a car was back in college I was a 'Boston driver' and I was driving visiting Stanford and someone stepped off the sidewalk to cross the street in front of my moving car, expecting me to stop
For comparison, the distance from Boston to Naragansett Rhode Island is 140km (Novgorod, where the nearest UAVs were shot down, is 180km from Valdai )
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
For comparison, the distance from Boston to Naragansett Rhode Island is 140km (Novgorod, where the nearest UAVs were shot down, is 180km from Valdai )
Russia's defence ministry said 91 drones had been downed on their way to the presidential residence, including 49 shot down over the Bryansk region which is 450 km from Valdai, one over the Smolensk region and 41 over the heavily forested Novgorod region.
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Russia's defence ministry said 91 drones had been downed on their way to the presidential residence, including 49 shot down over the Bryansk region which is 450 km from Valdai, one over the Smolensk region and 41 over the heavily forested Novgorod region.
The stupidest thing I've ever seen
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
December 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The stupidest thing I've ever seen
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
A three foot wide bike lane sandwiched between a high-volume three-lane thoroughfare and a turn-only lane
Simple explanation: Putin lives in an oil refinery
December 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Simple explanation: Putin lives in an oil refinery
How come no one ever mentions the downside of using wifi in an apartment complex: connection breaks whenever someone uses a microwave
... or is just me?
... or is just me?
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
How come no one ever mentions the downside of using wifi in an apartment complex: connection breaks whenever someone uses a microwave
... or is just me?
... or is just me?
All I want for Christmas is Sabrina Carpenter in a Korean soap opera (supporting character). Sabrina's character a childhood friend of lead, face-timing with her friend for advice/exposition in 12 eps and shoot in Korea for 4. "Recording w/o permission is illegal, but she's just listening/watching"
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
All I want for Christmas is Sabrina Carpenter in a Korean soap opera (supporting character). Sabrina's character a childhood friend of lead, face-timing with her friend for advice/exposition in 12 eps and shoot in Korea for 4. "Recording w/o permission is illegal, but she's just listening/watching"
I read The Economist (a magazine published in London) to find out that the proprietor of Zabar's (a grocery store in Manhattan, New York) has passed away
December 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I read The Economist (a magazine published in London) to find out that the proprietor of Zabar's (a grocery store in Manhattan, New York) has passed away
Can lawyers cite (as precedent)
Someone, say the DOJ, was ordered to produce all relevant documents in their possession, and they provide a list
And someone, say the Southern District of New York, produces 19 Hard Drives of data, some cite communications with the DOJ
But some docs not on the list
Someone, say the DOJ, was ordered to produce all relevant documents in their possession, and they provide a list
And someone, say the Southern District of New York, produces 19 Hard Drives of data, some cite communications with the DOJ
But some docs not on the list
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Can lawyers cite (as precedent)
Someone, say the DOJ, was ordered to produce all relevant documents in their possession, and they provide a list
And someone, say the Southern District of New York, produces 19 Hard Drives of data, some cite communications with the DOJ
But some docs not on the list
Someone, say the DOJ, was ordered to produce all relevant documents in their possession, and they provide a list
And someone, say the Southern District of New York, produces 19 Hard Drives of data, some cite communications with the DOJ
But some docs not on the list
You know you watch alot of Korean soap operas when you misread Joseph as Joseon
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You know you watch alot of Korean soap operas when you misread Joseph as Joseon
@thelilyallen.bsky.social might consider replacing some lyrics for "Fuck You" to "all the David you harbour" when she sings that song
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@thelilyallen.bsky.social might consider replacing some lyrics for "Fuck You" to "all the David you harbour" when she sings that song
I'm convinced that if Sabrina Carpenter's "Manchild" sold was instead named "Florida Man" and used the same video, that "Florida Man" would be a shoe-in to replace "Swanee River/Old Folks at Home" as Florida's official state song (even though the geography (and CA license plate) are not Florida).
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm convinced that if Sabrina Carpenter's "Manchild" sold was instead named "Florida Man" and used the same video, that "Florida Man" would be a shoe-in to replace "Swanee River/Old Folks at Home" as Florida's official state song (even though the geography (and CA license plate) are not Florida).
Looking forward to the new upcoming Spaceballs
wondering whether Mel's going to go medieval on this beeyatch (in his own way)
wondering whether Mel's going to go medieval on this beeyatch (in his own way)
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Looking forward to the new upcoming Spaceballs
wondering whether Mel's going to go medieval on this beeyatch (in his own way)
wondering whether Mel's going to go medieval on this beeyatch (in his own way)
Sabrina Carpenter's Manchild video is a tour de force.
The first shot of her showing her hazel eyes
Hey, I have hazel eyes too!
The first shot of her showing her hazel eyes
Hey, I have hazel eyes too!
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's Manchild video is a tour de force.
The first shot of her showing her hazel eyes
Hey, I have hazel eyes too!
The first shot of her showing her hazel eyes
Hey, I have hazel eyes too!
I personally like Jordan Walsh's moniker "Garbageman" because it isn't about his appearance, but rather it's about his thorough preparation, tenacious D, hustle O, crashing the boards, and rim-rocking put backs
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I personally like Jordan Walsh's moniker "Garbageman" because it isn't about his appearance, but rather it's about his thorough preparation, tenacious D, hustle O, crashing the boards, and rim-rocking put backs
Curtis Jackson for President!
50 states for 50 Cent
50 Cent for 50 states
50 states for 50 Cent
50 Cent for 50 states
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Curtis Jackson for President!
50 states for 50 Cent
50 Cent for 50 states
50 states for 50 Cent
50 Cent for 50 states
Is bluesky (bsky.app) serendipitously named after ELO's song Mr. Blue Sky, frequently ranked as one of the happiest songs ever?
Bluesky
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bsky.app
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is bluesky (bsky.app) serendipitously named after ELO's song Mr. Blue Sky, frequently ranked as one of the happiest songs ever?
A 'good' conspiracy theorist would have immediately connected the red strings between "Does Putin have pix of Trump blowing Bubba" to Clinton's (as a student) 1969-1970 visit to Moscow and deduced that Trump has been a deep-Western mole/agent (with long-term ties to KGB) since before Putin
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A 'good' conspiracy theorist would have immediately connected the red strings between "Does Putin have pix of Trump blowing Bubba" to Clinton's (as a student) 1969-1970 visit to Moscow and deduced that Trump has been a deep-Western mole/agent (with long-term ties to KGB) since before Putin
I've always wondered why these three paragons of sexuality had time off from servicing the multitudes of woman constantly bombarding these three hunks with pleads for sexual congress
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I've always wondered why these three paragons of sexuality had time off from servicing the multitudes of woman constantly bombarding these three hunks with pleads for sexual congress
TV/streaming? reality show
"Who wants to be Elon Musk's baby mama?"
where multiple contestants can win (ahem, lose)
critics might say "Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal's got nothing on this"
"Who wants to be Elon Musk's baby mama?"
where multiple contestants can win (ahem, lose)
critics might say "Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal's got nothing on this"
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
TV/streaming? reality show
"Who wants to be Elon Musk's baby mama?"
where multiple contestants can win (ahem, lose)
critics might say "Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal's got nothing on this"
"Who wants to be Elon Musk's baby mama?"
where multiple contestants can win (ahem, lose)
critics might say "Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal's got nothing on this"
One time, I said "Jason Alexander's character on Seinfeld is the penultimate loser" and someone asked "then, who is the ultimate loser?"; I sheepishly admitted I didn't know what "penultimate" meant
I should have said "If he was the ultimate loser, then he would have been best at something. QED"
I should have said "If he was the ultimate loser, then he would have been best at something. QED"
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
One time, I said "Jason Alexander's character on Seinfeld is the penultimate loser" and someone asked "then, who is the ultimate loser?"; I sheepishly admitted I didn't know what "penultimate" meant
I should have said "If he was the ultimate loser, then he would have been best at something. QED"
I should have said "If he was the ultimate loser, then he would have been best at something. QED"
... timeline ...
1. DOJ says "The Epstein Files are on my desk ... the DOJ is going to go after the sexual predators"
2. Elon Musk's DOGE accesses (copies?) (all?) government records
3. Trump disses Musk
4. Musk says "Trump's in the Epstein files"
5. DOJ says "There are no Epstein files"
1. DOJ says "The Epstein Files are on my desk ... the DOJ is going to go after the sexual predators"
2. Elon Musk's DOGE accesses (copies?) (all?) government records
3. Trump disses Musk
4. Musk says "Trump's in the Epstein files"
5. DOJ says "There are no Epstein files"
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
... timeline ...
1. DOJ says "The Epstein Files are on my desk ... the DOJ is going to go after the sexual predators"
2. Elon Musk's DOGE accesses (copies?) (all?) government records
3. Trump disses Musk
4. Musk says "Trump's in the Epstein files"
5. DOJ says "There are no Epstein files"
1. DOJ says "The Epstein Files are on my desk ... the DOJ is going to go after the sexual predators"
2. Elon Musk's DOGE accesses (copies?) (all?) government records
3. Trump disses Musk
4. Musk says "Trump's in the Epstein files"
5. DOJ says "There are no Epstein files"
Shit Just Got Real (I didn't read it, but I'm presuming Trump's NASA pick's Project Athena is based on MIT's Project Athena, to provide nationwide distributed computing environment for educational use)
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/s...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/s...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
A plan written by Trump’s NASA pick was leaked. Here’s what to know about ‘Project Athena’ | CNN
A 62-page document written by billionaire Jared Isaacman outlines a sweeping, ambitious, and at times controversial plan for the space agency.
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Shit Just Got Real (I didn't read it, but I'm presuming Trump's NASA pick's Project Athena is based on MIT's Project Athena, to provide nationwide distributed computing environment for educational use)
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/s...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/s...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
For future reference, there should be a charge "on the books" called "apepper" so that Sandwich guy could have been accused of, tried, and acquitted for "Assault and Apepper"
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
For future reference, there should be a charge "on the books" called "apepper" so that Sandwich guy could have been accused of, tried, and acquitted for "Assault and Apepper"