Aaron Hendren
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Aaron Hendren
@aaronhendren.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, musician from Albuquerque. A little off, but nice enough. Not using verbs in my bio.
I’m sad to hear about Ace Frehley.
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I was looking up prices for a melodica. They’re pretty reasonable, except for the professional series. I guess there are professional melodica players. Good for you!
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Happy ADHD Awareness Life!
September 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The YouTube algorithm is like: If you like The Replacements, you’re going to love Faith No More.
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My favorite thing about watching The Paper is nobody asks me if I’ve seen the UK version.
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They say thank God for small favors. But, I don’t know. Do you like being thanked for small favors?
September 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When we get a hard rain in Albuquerque, I’m like: ‘This is nice.’ Followed by: ‘I hope everyone gets home okay.’
September 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There was once an entire generation who had electric can openers in their kitchens.
September 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Some people sure have opinions about comic sans.
July 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sometimes peeling a cucumber sounds like an old fashioned camera.
July 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m only on Bluesky for the time being. So… um.

Happy birthday?
June 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Who cares if young people have slang? You can jones for gnarly verbiage nouveau, but to me you sound like a righteous buzzkill.
May 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wishing a happy King’s Day to all who celebrate!
#happykingsday #kingsday #dutch #netherlands
April 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is the longest I’ve gone without a Pope in a while.
April 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
To my ears, the difference between great harmonica sound and horrible harmonica noise, is slight.
April 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Nanny nanny boo boo isn’t so bad, but I don’t much care for the rest of your ideas.
April 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“And if it was warm she wouldn’t wear much more.”

I just found out that’s what it says.
April 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One time I folded a piece of paper so many times it reached the moon and now it’s all anybody talks about.
April 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’ve never called a guitar an axe.
March 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
When you want a sandwich and a half and four toothpicks, there’s nothing like a club.
March 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Love to Dolly.
March 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Statistically, I should know more twins.
March 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don’t often print the word “naïve” but when I do, I usually forget to double-dot that little i.
February 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The guy said that the bus has seats that need to be seen to be believed.

I don’t know, dude.

I believe you.
February 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM