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Aaron Patton aka Gates Dogfish
@aarondpatton.bsky.social
eDiscovery | writer | attorney
AI is the worst it will ever be—right now.
And if you’re not using it, you’re falling behind.

Remember dial-up? Clunky websites?
People dismissed the internet.
Now, it runs the world.

AI is at the same inflection point.
It won’t replace you, but someone using it might.

I ghostwrite. DM me.
March 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Most think AI gets smarter the longer you chat. In reality, it gets dumber.

🔹 AI has a limited memory—too much context = confusion.
🔹 Old info competes with new, leading to messy answers.
🔹 Overloaded prompts cause hallucinations.

Want better results? Start fresh. Reset often.

I ghostwrite. DM me
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Memes for the win!

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Day 4: Here’s What Happened When I Posted 600 LegalTech Memes on LinkedIn
Sarcastic memes bringing people together...
typeshare.co
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Again?!
December 5, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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go.bsky.app/Kasrutb
Updated Starter Pack
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
“Never ask advice from someone you wouldn't trade places with.“ Darren Hardy, The Compound Effect.

Tough advice to follow if you don't have the right people in your life... Is it time to level up?

#CompoundEffect #SelfImprovement #SelfHelp
November 27, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I was going to tell you a joke about time travel…

But you didn’t like it. #humor
November 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
GDPR FTW!
November 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
When it feels like time is flying, try doing planks. Time seems to stand still...
a man in a blue shirt is laying on a blue mat on the floor .
Alt: A man failing at planks.
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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We need more #LegalTech & #eDiscovery people for my starter pack. Suggestions please!!
November 17, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Shhh 🤫Saving Ourselves is being made into a feature documentary (with @piqueaction.bsky.social )! For info, see: www.howtosaveourselves.com
a woman is talking and saying it 's real and it 's coming netflix .
ALT: a woman is talking and saying it 's real and it 's coming netflix .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
More like “Day 2 of EVERY Conference” 🤣
November 15, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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Conference Zombie mode activated. #eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor
November 15, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Conference Zombie mode activated. #eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor
November 15, 2024 at 11:57 AM
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All day every day in eDiscovery. #ediscoverylife #humor #ediscovery
November 14, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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C’mon, man! It’s not so bad…
#eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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When they ask for it to be faster AND cheaper…
#eDiscovery #eDiscoveryLife #humor
November 14, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Got me again!

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November 12, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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If "saving money" = "more expensive" you're golden!

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November 11, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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I can't even...

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November 10, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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There were probably other clues...

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November 10, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Are we still having this conversation?

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November 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Aaron Patton (better known as Gates Dogfish) is on Bluesky! Is there an #eDiscovery #StarterPack? If not, I'll start one. #ediscoverylife #ediscoveryclub #litigationsupport #humor
November 10, 2024 at 5:34 PM