Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild.
http://patreon.com/aardvarkia // http://paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia
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Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
· Nov 18
perhaps time for an intro?
i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️♂️
i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️♂️
likes on instagram have never been harder to get and that’s a nightmare for an attention whore like moi. half considering doxxing myself just for the thirst follows 😭
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
likes on instagram have never been harder to get and that’s a nightmare for an attention whore like moi. half considering doxxing myself just for the thirst follows 😭
also as a reminder, i have some publicly available stories on gss as well:
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
also as a reminder, i have some publicly available stories on gss as well:
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
www.gayspiralstories.com/user/listSer...
the four stories i cowrote with my buddy agingtime are now available on his site!
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
A Few Updates
So I was planning to have a story out for Halloween. But after a busy month, including a vacation where I didn't have any proper WiFi, I did...
agingtime.blogspot.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the four stories i cowrote with my buddy agingtime are now available on his site!
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
agingtime.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fe...
you can now read:
- the romans and the greeks
- the wonder realms
- old man cravitz
- the north pole experience
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
DILF of the day is the fucking SMOKESHOW who chased down two burglars in his underwear. Click the video (he's not in the thumbnail) and let your eyes bug out of your head like a cartoon wolf
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
Melbourne Homeowner Dubbed ‘Captain Underpants’ After Chasing Home Invaders In Undies | 10 News+
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October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
DILF of the day is the fucking SMOKESHOW who chased down two burglars in his underwear. Click the video (he's not in the thumbnail) and let your eyes bug out of your head like a cartoon wolf
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
www.youtube.com/shorts/nQwD3...
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Looking through old DMs, found this lovely anatomy-atrocity but it had some good fucking vibes
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looking through old DMs, found this lovely anatomy-atrocity but it had some good fucking vibes
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It absolutely sucks that we cannot read about Gene's transformation in Old Man Cravitz after Tumblr decided to purge @aardvarkia.bsky.social's account there.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It absolutely sucks that we cannot read about Gene's transformation in Old Man Cravitz after Tumblr decided to purge @aardvarkia.bsky.social's account there.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
Gene got such a glow-up that Halloween, really budding up into a proper man.
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Newsletter: This is The Case Against Generative AI, a comprehensive analysis of a financial collapse built on myths I’ll dispel, the markets’ unhealthy obsession with NVIDIA's growth, and the fact that there is not enough money in the world to fund OpenAI.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
The Case Against Generative AI
Soundtrack: Queens of the Stone Age - First It Giveth
Before we go any further: This is, for the third time this year, the longest newsletter I've ever written, weighing in somewhere around 18,500 wo...
www.wheresyoured.at
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Newsletter: This is The Case Against Generative AI, a comprehensive analysis of a financial collapse built on myths I’ll dispel, the markets’ unhealthy obsession with NVIDIA's growth, and the fact that there is not enough money in the world to fund OpenAI.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...
"I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age...that's why this weekend I'll be making a change" is soooo ap-coded
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age...that's why this weekend I'll be making a change" is soooo ap-coded
watching mr. olympia...professional bodybuilding events are soooo corny. all this heavy metal music and game of thrones sfx. let the gigantic men in sparkly pink panties queen out a little bit 😌
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
watching mr. olympia...professional bodybuilding events are soooo corny. all this heavy metal music and game of thrones sfx. let the gigantic men in sparkly pink panties queen out a little bit 😌
it sucks that no matter how old i get, seeing friends hanging out without me still feels like the deepest betrayal there is. i wish it didn’t but fuck it hurts every single time
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
it sucks that no matter how old i get, seeing friends hanging out without me still feels like the deepest betrayal there is. i wish it didn’t but fuck it hurts every single time
a search of his name on bluesky yields a scant four results, so i will add a fifth for all to see: avi schiffman is a fucking sack of shit loser and the strongest argument i’ve seen yet for bringing back in-person ass kickings, something his little ai device can’t do.
October 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
a search of his name on bluesky yields a scant four results, so i will add a fifth for all to see: avi schiffman is a fucking sack of shit loser and the strongest argument i’ve seen yet for bringing back in-person ass kickings, something his little ai device can’t do.
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I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wouldn’t. It’s a fun story.
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
would mg fiction legend @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social LIE? take a cue from him and go check out my story THE CORONATION on GSS: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
AND! if you want to read the entire thing now, go sign up for my Patreon: patreon.com/aardvarkia
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"They're just getting bigger and bigger each day" #bara #rule34
Commission is OPEN. DM or email 2LubKhland@gmail.com for more infominformation
linktr.ee/baraland_2lub
Commission is OPEN. DM or email 2LubKhland@gmail.com for more infominformation
linktr.ee/baraland_2lub
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"They're just getting bigger and bigger each day" #bara #rule34
Commission is OPEN. DM or email 2LubKhland@gmail.com for more infominformation
linktr.ee/baraland_2lub
Commission is OPEN. DM or email 2LubKhland@gmail.com for more infominformation
linktr.ee/baraland_2lub
getting asked this a lot, understandably! i’m trying to figure out a new way to make them accessible.
in the meantime, if there’s a story you can’t find, dm me and i can help you out. i’d appreciate a kofi donation if you do - i’ve had one tip on there in the last 12 months 😅
in the meantime, if there’s a story you can’t find, dm me and i can help you out. i’d appreciate a kofi donation if you do - i’ve had one tip on there in the last 12 months 😅
When will we be able to access the rest of your stories again? I miss how convenient it was to read them through Tumblr.
October 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
getting asked this a lot, understandably! i’m trying to figure out a new way to make them accessible.
in the meantime, if there’s a story you can’t find, dm me and i can help you out. i’d appreciate a kofi donation if you do - i’ve had one tip on there in the last 12 months 😅
in the meantime, if there’s a story you can’t find, dm me and i can help you out. i’d appreciate a kofi donation if you do - i’ve had one tip on there in the last 12 months 😅
sorry i haven’t been posting as much but that’s because I’ve been writing six stories at once. readers you are about to feast!!!
September 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
sorry i haven’t been posting as much but that’s because I’ve been writing six stories at once. readers you are about to feast!!!
not only was robert redford a dedicated conservationist, true movie star, and global icon, but he was also smoking hot for his entire life and that’s something to aspire to
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
not only was robert redford a dedicated conservationist, true movie star, and global icon, but he was also smoking hot for his entire life and that’s something to aspire to
I ain’t Canadian, but for my readers who are, please check out the below!
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
September 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I ain’t Canadian, but for my readers who are, please check out the below!
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I must shout out to @aardvarkia.bsky.social for letting me check out the early preview of 'Hometown Hero' a while back, because it's a certified #APTF #Masculinization 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳.
Support his work and hold onto your seat: www.patreon.com/posts/hometo...
Support his work and hold onto your seat: www.patreon.com/posts/hometo...
Hometown Hero | Aardvark
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September 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I must shout out to @aardvarkia.bsky.social for letting me check out the early preview of 'Hometown Hero' a while back, because it's a certified #APTF #Masculinization 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳.
Support his work and hold onto your seat: www.patreon.com/posts/hometo...
Support his work and hold onto your seat: www.patreon.com/posts/hometo...
@tumblr.com turn your location on
Thank you to the eagle-eyed reader who DMed me to let me know that my tumblah had vanished. No, I did not delete it myself. I've received no communication of any kind nor did I have any flagged posts to my knowledge.
Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷♂️
Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷♂️
August 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
@tumblr.com turn your location on
Thank you to the eagle-eyed reader who DMed me to let me know that my tumblah had vanished. No, I did not delete it myself. I've received no communication of any kind nor did I have any flagged posts to my knowledge.
Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷♂️
Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷♂️
August 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thank you to the eagle-eyed reader who DMed me to let me know that my tumblah had vanished. No, I did not delete it myself. I've received no communication of any kind nor did I have any flagged posts to my knowledge.
Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷♂️
Have emailed support to see if I can be reinstated. 🤷♂️
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August 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
why is every IG fitness bro's bio suddenly like... "I Help High Testosterone Men Who Live In Iowa And Make $150k+ A Year Lose Their Beer Guts" like is this an SEO thing or
August 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
why is every IG fitness bro's bio suddenly like... "I Help High Testosterone Men Who Live In Iowa And Make $150k+ A Year Lose Their Beer Guts" like is this an SEO thing or