Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild.
http://patreon.com/aardvarkia // http://paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia
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Aardvark
@aardvarkia.bsky.social
· Nov 18
perhaps time for an intro?
i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️♂️
i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️♂️
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calling a spade a spade is very easy with practice. I can identify spades 8 out of 10 times
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 AM
calling a spade a spade is very easy with practice. I can identify spades 8 out of 10 times
what if i told you this is the end of a chase scene in #thebeautyfx where ben platt, whilst pouring blood from every orifice, tears off his own flesh before mutating into isaac cole powell and having this here naked fight with evan peters
what if i told you that
what if i told you that
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 AM
what if i told you this is the end of a chase scene in #thebeautyfx where ben platt, whilst pouring blood from every orifice, tears off his own flesh before mutating into isaac cole powell and having this here naked fight with evan peters
what if i told you that
what if i told you that
thought my switch had died but it turns out it was just the wallcharger AND the dock. plugged it into my macbook charger and it started right up. nintendo is a bunch of dirty fucking scammers
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
thought my switch had died but it turns out it was just the wallcharger AND the dock. plugged it into my macbook charger and it started right up. nintendo is a bunch of dirty fucking scammers
watching "the beauty" and it's kind of like a show i'd write if i smoked a fuckload of crystal meth first
January 22, 2026 at 7:30 AM
watching "the beauty" and it's kind of like a show i'd write if i smoked a fuckload of crystal meth first
please bro I was just the thirst liking every buff guy on my explore page I didn’t mean anything by it 😭😭😭
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 AM
please bro I was just the thirst liking every buff guy on my explore page I didn’t mean anything by it 😭😭😭
chat what do we think of jacked jeans? anyone bought from them yet? good quality?
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
chat what do we think of jacked jeans? anyone bought from them yet? good quality?
when i was very little i somehow got access to the family email account and decided to email "hellos" to my friends...meaning the cartoonists whose email addresses were published as part of their strips.
scott adams did not respond, for which i am grateful.
scott adams did not respond, for which i am grateful.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
when i was very little i somehow got access to the family email account and decided to email "hellos" to my friends...meaning the cartoonists whose email addresses were published as part of their strips.
scott adams did not respond, for which i am grateful.
scott adams did not respond, for which i am grateful.
hardly a hot take in these parts but it feels like being able to gamble on Literally Everything is bad, actually
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
hardly a hot take in these parts but it feels like being able to gamble on Literally Everything is bad, actually
really interesting how many bodybuilding/fitness guys get suuuuuuper into yoga/breathwork/what have you. like SUPER into it
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
really interesting how many bodybuilding/fitness guys get suuuuuuper into yoga/breathwork/what have you. like SUPER into it
my gym has two leg extension machines each from a different manufacturer. on one i can do over 200 pounds with ease. on the other i can barely clear 120. and its not a 2-to-1 ratio either. deeply confused!!
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
my gym has two leg extension machines each from a different manufacturer. on one i can do over 200 pounds with ease. on the other i can barely clear 120. and its not a 2-to-1 ratio either. deeply confused!!
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my microwave should be able to play the intro to carly rae jepsen’s “run away with me” instead of beeping
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
my microwave should be able to play the intro to carly rae jepsen’s “run away with me” instead of beeping
also...if you reeeeeeally want to know how the story ends...the whole story is for sale in my patreon shop! PLUS an illustration! www.patreon.com/c/aardvarkia...
chapter 4 of 'the coronation' is up on gss: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
'The Coronation' by Aardvark
The Prisks leave their house in the care of their neighbor, Bryson, but when they get back, handsome muscle daddy Dean has been let inside - and he has ideas for the life they could build together.
www.gayspiralstories.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
also...if you reeeeeeally want to know how the story ends...the whole story is for sale in my patreon shop! PLUS an illustration! www.patreon.com/c/aardvarkia...
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It's the tender story of a family being transformed into a bunch of hypermasculine studs -- it reminds me of my own family's story...
chapter 4 of 'the coronation' is up on gss: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
'The Coronation' by Aardvark
The Prisks leave their house in the care of their neighbor, Bryson, but when they get back, handsome muscle daddy Dean has been let inside - and he has ideas for the life they could build together.
www.gayspiralstories.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
It's the tender story of a family being transformed into a bunch of hypermasculine studs -- it reminds me of my own family's story...
chapter 4 of 'the coronation' is up on gss: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
'The Coronation' by Aardvark
The Prisks leave their house in the care of their neighbor, Bryson, but when they get back, handsome muscle daddy Dean has been let inside - and he has ideas for the life they could build together.
www.gayspiralstories.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
chapter 4 of 'the coronation' is up on gss: www.gayspiralstories.com/series/show/...
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
if you're digging it like @austinabsmanmiller.bsky.social is, maybe you should join my patreon and get hot heartwarming shit like this delivered straight to you EVERY MONTH, like a barkbox for your dick 🫶
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likes on instagram have never been harder to get and that’s a nightmare for an attention whore like moi. half considering doxxing myself just for the thirst follows 😭
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
likes on instagram have never been harder to get and that’s a nightmare for an attention whore like moi. half considering doxxing myself just for the thirst follows 😭
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December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Also wanted to thank @aardvarkia.bsky.social and @bigberserk.bsky.social for inspiring me to do a Santa Clause daddification this year as the world desperately need more muscle bear Santa tf stories! :)
a young boy says merry christmas ya filthy animal in front of a sign that says escape
ALT: a young boy says merry christmas ya filthy animal in front of a sign that says escape
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December 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Also wanted to thank @aardvarkia.bsky.social and @bigberserk.bsky.social for inspiring me to do a Santa Clause daddification this year as the world desperately need more muscle bear Santa tf stories! :)
reminder: we can all tell you used chatgpt to make your christmas card and it looks like total shit ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
reminder: we can all tell you used chatgpt to make your christmas card and it looks like total shit ❤️
pov: you’re taking your power back through muscle growth knowledge
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
pov: you’re taking your power back through muscle growth knowledge
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These slutty tank tops that barely cover the nipples but show off the pecs are giving me LIFE.
IG: ottonielya
IG: ottonielya
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
These slutty tank tops that barely cover the nipples but show off the pecs are giving me LIFE.
IG: ottonielya
IG: ottonielya
not NOT true
How i now imagine u writting the parts of mg/ap on the stories
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
not NOT true
I almost always write stretched out on my stomach on a bed or couch, but last night I slipped on the ice and hit my elbow and now it’s all swollen and I can’t put weight on it 😭😭😭 NOOOO my PROCESS
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I almost always write stretched out on my stomach on a bed or couch, but last night I slipped on the ice and hit my elbow and now it’s all swollen and I can’t put weight on it 😭😭😭 NOOOO my PROCESS
hehehe
The Dapper Daddy story got me last night. An angle I like while reliving the transformation is a classmate of Alex who has an assignment to do a documentary on Alfred Castle.
He is unaware that he’s capturing Alex, but Alex grows a big white beard, thick bulky body, hair everywhere…
He is unaware that he’s capturing Alex, but Alex grows a big white beard, thick bulky body, hair everywhere…
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hehehe