ashelly
@aaaauugh.bsky.social
for less than the cost of a big mac you can buy a bag of deli tortillas and shredded cheese which you will enjoy much more-steve albini
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
for less than the cost of a big mac you can buy a bag of deli tortillas and shredded cheese which you will enjoy much more-steve albini
okay but which flower
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 AM
okay but which flower
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when i swallow it feels like being stuck with chimney pokers, my brain is running at .25 speed, and a layer of phlegm constantly sits at the bottom of my throat. i feel awful, and i'm really not excited to have to spit up more snot... but i'd still rather do that than play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
when i swallow it feels like being stuck with chimney pokers, my brain is running at .25 speed, and a layer of phlegm constantly sits at the bottom of my throat. i feel awful, and i'm really not excited to have to spit up more snot... but i'd still rather do that than play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
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I think they can call it that as the brand name, but for trade regulation purposes they have put like "Aqueous Torture-Style Product" in the fine print if it's less than 40% Chinese water by volume
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I think they can call it that as the brand name, but for trade regulation purposes they have put like "Aqueous Torture-Style Product" in the fine print if it's less than 40% Chinese water by volume
woah the switch 2 is a lot less expensive than people made it out to be
January 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
woah the switch 2 is a lot less expensive than people made it out to be
hearing smoke detector chirping in a different apartment unit is like a fun at home method of chinese water torture you can try
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
hearing smoke detector chirping in a different apartment unit is like a fun at home method of chinese water torture you can try
watching this as research into how i can be crafting more unique bueskys. will report back on how it goes
January 22, 2026 at 10:21 PM
watching this as research into how i can be crafting more unique bueskys. will report back on how it goes
heh, looks like the news has finally come clean
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
heh, looks like the news has finally come clean
developing a workaround to how much haircuts cost in this city. i’m gonna start bartering my kidneys which by my estimate means i’ll get two hairdresser appointments a year for basically free
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
developing a workaround to how much haircuts cost in this city. i’m gonna start bartering my kidneys which by my estimate means i’ll get two hairdresser appointments a year for basically free
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finally, here's a drawing of me releasing my bsuskys, in whatever form they may take. thank you all :))))
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
finally, here's a drawing of me releasing my bsuskys, in whatever form they may take. thank you all :))))
what the fuck are they doing. go back to hating
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
what the fuck are they doing. go back to hating
i heard they’re giving out bags of peanuts at the unemployment office, since people can’t even work for them anymore. scary to even think about
January 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
i heard they’re giving out bags of peanuts at the unemployment office, since people can’t even work for them anymore. scary to even think about
this guy’s an asshole too
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
this guy’s an asshole too
this guy’s a fucking asshole
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this guy’s a fucking asshole
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Divine Hammer, the m. sisters debut film premieres 12/15/25 @ Northwest Film Forum in association with Scarecrow Video in Seattle, WA.
Let’s usher in a new era death together.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbV...
Let’s usher in a new era death together.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbV...
Divine Hammer - Trailer
YouTube video by hzl
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Divine Hammer, the m. sisters debut film premieres 12/15/25 @ Northwest Film Forum in association with Scarecrow Video in Seattle, WA.
Let’s usher in a new era death together.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbV...
Let’s usher in a new era death together.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dbV...
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I met a man on Opposite Day last year named Bert U. Signal. He told me he was evil. Weird guy, honestly really annoying
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I met a man on Opposite Day last year named Bert U. Signal. He told me he was evil. Weird guy, honestly really annoying
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sakurai's wife cooked with these menus holy shit
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
sakurai's wife cooked with these menus holy shit
there are so many things we don’t know about life but we continue on anyway. its not about the answers little man
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
there are so many things we don’t know about life but we continue on anyway. its not about the answers little man
when your circle small but crazy!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
when your circle small but crazy!!!!
such a shame most of these projects were cancelled during the pandemic, the mr. boogedy universe was really promising
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
such a shame most of these projects were cancelled during the pandemic, the mr. boogedy universe was really promising
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i just saw frankenstein's monster going up the stairs.
October 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i just saw frankenstein's monster going up the stairs.
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STOP SHITTING IN MY JACK O LANTERNS FFS!!!!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
STOP SHITTING IN MY JACK O LANTERNS FFS!!!!!!!
deleting all socials fuck all other apps. this is the only thing on my phone going forward
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
deleting all socials fuck all other apps. this is the only thing on my phone going forward
has anybody ever asked dracula what he dreams about
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
has anybody ever asked dracula what he dreams about