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Kankri.
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Always s9me shit like this happening t9 me.
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 AM
September 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm pr96a6ly n9n6inary 6ut I have an Alternian Jesus tulpa t9 deal with s9 I d9n't care a69ut that right n9w
September 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
9kay. Need t9 st9p y9u all right there. The v9lcel 6it? that was a fa6rication. A lie I used t9 tell t9 make Cr9nus feel 6etter a69ut himself. Why I cared is 6ey9nd me.
September 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
(FUUUUUUUCK)

PLEEEEASE D9NT LEAVE ME IN THE IR9N MAIDEN 9VER NIGHT AGAIN.
ocray ocray you got me good ill give ya that but imma remember this JSYK
I w9uld never triple d9g death 6arrage my 6estie.
September 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I can't even fucking dispute any 9f this it's all true
September 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Kiiiidding. (:B
W)(AT T)(-E FUCK I WAS JUST PLAYIN
September 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think I'm g9ing t9 6e sick. First 9f all: ew. Second, WHY? Third, ID HAVE PREFERRED IF Y9U JUST 6ASHED MY SKULL IN.
I SAID WHAT I SAID.
what the hell did you just say
September 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
what the hell did you just say
LIVING ON THE STANDARDS OF A MEMORY MIGHT EVEN BE SADDER THAT AN ENTIRE SECT OF RELIGIOUS FANATICS WANT TO FUCK YOU.
6ef9rus may 6e g9ne physically, 6ut in the 6u66les the mem9ry 9f it survives.

... N9t that I even stay in the 6u66les anym9re.
September 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
September 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
6ef9rus may 6e g9ne physically, 6ut in the 6u66les the mem9ry 9f it survives.

... N9t that I even stay in the 6u66les anym9re.
ISN'T BEFORUS FUCKING GONE? THEIR "BEAUTY STANDARDS" ARE NON-EXISTENT BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GONE.
What y9u d9n't kn9w is that, 6y the 6eauty standards 9f 6ef9rus, I'm actually c9nsidered highly attractive and desira6le.
September 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
||; I've been writing Kankri for the better half of a fucking decade and the way I portray him on this account is just the progression of how his character has diverged from canon LMAO

☝️ I will not be canon compliant I fear
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Straight up n9t fucking with you here.
OH, DEADASS? ON GOD?
I g9t 6itches crawling all 9ver me like weevils. Like y9u d9n't even kn9w
September 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I... think I miss my Damara.
September 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I g9t 6itches crawling all 9ver me like weevils. Like y9u d9n't even kn9w
WHEN YOU KNOW A NIGGA LYING BUT YOU LISTENING ANYWAY.
What y9u d9n't kn9w is that, 6y the 6eauty standards 9f 6ef9rus, I'm actually c9nsidered highly attractive and desira6le.
September 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What y9u d9n't kn9w is that, 6y the 6eauty standards 9f 6ef9rus, I'm actually c9nsidered highly attractive and desira6le.
I AM FAR TOO TIRED TO EVEN GET INTO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FINDING KANKRI VANTAS, MY DANCESTOR, ATTRACTIVE.

THE MOST I CAN DO IS REACT IN ABJECT HORROR.
September 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
> Kankri: be The Sufferer

I D9NT EVEN CARE A69UT ANY 9F THAT MEANINGLESS DRIVEL. I DIDN'T 6EF9RE, AND WE D9NT NOW.

EVER SINCE THE MEMORIES OF 6EING STRUNG UP 6Y 6ILEGUZZLING IMPERIALIST 6ITCHES WAS F9RCED INT9 MY SP9NGE 6Y THE F9RCES THAT BE I CANT EVEN FUCKING PRETEND ANYM9RE.
September 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
N9t reely 6ut thanks f9r asking I guess
guess vwhos here, vwhats evwerybody? did you miss me?
September 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WHAT THE SHELL!!!!!!!

9kay... that's fine. I guess I WAS 6eing a dickhead.

> You know she was going to do it anyway. But you decide to play along anyway. For your best friend.
ok basshole just for that im putting you in the medieval torture devices of pure agony and despair

[ she was going to do that anyway. ]
> You give Meenah a knowing look.

N9 need t9 sugarc9at it, Meens. We 69TH kn9w exactly the type of shit I'm a69ut t9 g9 thr9ugh.
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
||; I've been inspired. Here's all the characters I've written in this god forsaken series
September 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
> You give Meenah a knowing look.

N9 need t9 sugarc9at it, Meens. We 69TH kn9w exactly the type of shit I'm a69ut t9 g9 thr9ugh.
-EVIL? you makin it sound like im finna put you through unimaginable pain in the form of medieval torture devices

[ is going to do exactly that ]
SIGH. 9kay. sh9re. I'll d9 whatever evil 6ullshit y9u want t9 put me thr9ugh.
September 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
SIGH. 9kay. sh9re. I'll d9 whatever evil 6ullshit y9u want t9 put me thr9ugh.
September 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
G9 9N CALL THE FUCKING ANGEL 9F D9U6LE DEATH I'LL HAVE SEX WITH HIM T99
:o)

[✋️] you're all fucked when the angel of double death comes to deliver his righteous punishment upon us
September 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
(9h fuck me)

.... Fun f9r me t99, right?

> You ask with a slight tinge of fear in your voice. You already know the answer.
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM