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Zohran Mamdani sworn in as first DSA #NFL Commissioner on January 1.
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LeBron James caught up in #NoKings protests after Billups, Rozier arrest. The #NBA is definitely NOT rigged. Especially after the 2002 Western Conference Finals.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/lebron-james-caught-up-in-nokings-protests-after-billups-rozier-arrest/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/lebron-james-caught-up-in-nokings-protests-after-billups-rozier-arrest/
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
LeBron James caught up in #NoKings protests after Billups, Rozier arrest. The #NBA is definitely NOT rigged. Especially after the 2002 Western Conference Finals.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/lebron-james-caught-up-in-nokings-protests-after-billups-rozier-arrest/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/lebron-james-caught-up-in-nokings-protests-after-billups-rozier-arrest/
#Bengals QB Joe Burrow was forced to come out as heterosexual after a break-in revealed he has a girlfriend. He's reportedly "deeply troubled" about losing his mysterious, metrosexual vibe.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
#Bengals QB Joe Burrow was forced to come out as heterosexual after a break-in revealed he has a girlfriend. He's reportedly "deeply troubled" about losing his mysterious, metrosexual vibe.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/joe-burrow-forced-to-come-out-as-heterosexual/
The Greatest Robbery Since Ocean's 11: Wiler Flores Denied #MLB MVP, America Denied Justice. Objectivity Is For Cowards.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/the-greatest-robbery-since-ocean-s-11-wilmer-flores-denied-mvp-america-denied-justice/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/the-greatest-robbery-since-ocean-s-11-wilmer-flores-denied-mvp-america-denied-justice/
January 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The Greatest Robbery Since Ocean's 11: Wiler Flores Denied #MLB MVP, America Denied Justice. Objectivity Is For Cowards.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/the-greatest-robbery-since-ocean-s-11-wilmer-flores-denied-mvp-america-denied-justice/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/baseball/the-greatest-robbery-since-ocean-s-11-wilmer-flores-denied-mvp-america-denied-justice/
Yesssss
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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Can an entire game be pre-planned? No, that is a fantasy.
What is more likely is that the #NFL referees have a direct line to the sports books, who are optimizing their losses.
What is more likely is that the #NFL referees have a direct line to the sports books, who are optimizing their losses.
BREAKING: #RefGate is offical. The NFL has initated a wave of Head Coach firing to hide referee corruption.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-initiated-a-coach-shuffle-to-distract-from-referee-corruption/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-initiated-a-coach-shuffle-to-distract-from-referee-corruption/
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Can an entire game be pre-planned? No, that is a fantasy.
What is more likely is that the #NFL referees have a direct line to the sports books, who are optimizing their losses.
What is more likely is that the #NFL referees have a direct line to the sports books, who are optimizing their losses.
BREAKING: #RefGate is offical. The NFL has initated a wave of Head Coach firing to hide referee corruption.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-initiated-a-coach-shuffle-to-distract-from-referee-corruption/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-initiated-a-coach-shuffle-to-distract-from-referee-corruption/
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
BREAKING: #RefGate is offical. The NFL has initated a wave of Head Coach firing to hide referee corruption.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-initiated-a-coach-shuffle-to-distract-from-referee-corruption/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-initiated-a-coach-shuffle-to-distract-from-referee-corruption/
Aaron Rogers questioned if former president Jimmy Carger was 'vaxxed' or simply immunized to peanuts after his passing in statement which shocked nation.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/vaxxed-aaron-rodgers-posthumous-inquiry-on-jimmy-carter-shocks-nation/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/vaxxed-aaron-rodgers-posthumous-inquiry-on-jimmy-carter-shocks-nation/
January 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Aaron Rogers questioned if former president Jimmy Carger was 'vaxxed' or simply immunized to peanuts after his passing in statement which shocked nation.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/vaxxed-aaron-rodgers-posthumous-inquiry-on-jimmy-carter-shocks-nation/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/vaxxed-aaron-rodgers-posthumous-inquiry-on-jimmy-carter-shocks-nation/
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding, no one likes that horse piss. AriZona supremacy. We will not rest until Shaq Soda returns. #BringBackSodaShaq
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/theyre-bringing-back-sobe-tea-just-kidding-noone-likes-that-horse-piss-arizona-supremacy/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/theyre-bringing-back-sobe-tea-just-kidding-noone-likes-that-horse-piss-arizona-supremacy/
January 11, 2026 at 12:23 AM
They're bringing back SoBe Tea! Just kidding, no one likes that horse piss. AriZona supremacy. We will not rest until Shaq Soda returns. #BringBackSodaShaq
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/theyre-bringing-back-sobe-tea-just-kidding-noone-likes-that-horse-piss-arizona-supremacy/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/theyre-bringing-back-sobe-tea-just-kidding-noone-likes-that-horse-piss-arizona-supremacy/
Conflict on Tune Squad: Bugs Bunny says Hong Kong is his favorite vacation spot. LeBron could not be reached for comment. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/conflict-on-tune-squad-bugs-bunny-says-hong-kong-is-his-favorite-vacation-spot/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/conflict-on-tune-squad-bugs-bunny-says-hong-kong-is-his-favorite-vacation-spot/
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Conflict on Tune Squad: Bugs Bunny says Hong Kong is his favorite vacation spot. LeBron could not be reached for comment. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/conflict-on-tune-squad-bugs-bunny-says-hong-kong-is-his-favorite-vacation-spot/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/conflict-on-tune-squad-bugs-bunny-says-hong-kong-is-his-favorite-vacation-spot/
Mercedes Moné Rebrands as Koska Reeves in Disney Acquisition of WWE.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/sasha-banks-koska-reeves/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/sasha-banks-koska-reeves/
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Mercedes Moné Rebrands as Koska Reeves in Disney Acquisition of WWE.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/sasha-banks-koska-reeves/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/combat/sasha-banks-koska-reeves/
#BoltUp Is now fully EU compliant. The #Chargers are now USB-C compatible.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/chargers-gonna-charge-under-new-conditions/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/chargers-gonna-charge-under-new-conditions/
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
#BoltUp Is now fully EU compliant. The #Chargers are now USB-C compatible.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/chargers-gonna-charge-under-new-conditions/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/chargers-gonna-charge-under-new-conditions/
Former #Ravens Head Coach in talks with #Michigan to head football team.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/former-ravens-head-coach-john-harbaugh-to-coach-at-michigan/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/former-ravens-head-coach-john-harbaugh-to-coach-at-michigan/
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Former #Ravens Head Coach in talks with #Michigan to head football team.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/former-ravens-head-coach-john-harbaugh-to-coach-at-michigan/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/former-ravens-head-coach-john-harbaugh-to-coach-at-michigan/
BREAKING: Owner of the Los Angeles #Clippers Offer God Trade, Ben Simmons For Pass To Heaven. Critics Call It One Sided.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-owner-of-sixers-offer-god-trade-ben-simmons-for-pass-to-heaven-critics-call-it-one-sided/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-owner-of-sixers-offer-god-trade-ben-simmons-for-pass-to-heaven-critics-call-it-one-sided/
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
BREAKING: Owner of the Los Angeles #Clippers Offer God Trade, Ben Simmons For Pass To Heaven. Critics Call It One Sided.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-owner-of-sixers-offer-god-trade-ben-simmons-for-pass-to-heaven-critics-call-it-one-sided/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/breaking-owner-of-sixers-offer-god-trade-ben-simmons-for-pass-to-heaven-critics-call-it-one-sided/
#Kings GM Scott Perry is playing chess, too bad this is basketball. How Sacramento will rebuild in 2026 by first destroying everything.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/kings-gm-scott-perry-is-playing-chess-too-bad-this-is-basketball-how-the-kings-will-rebuild-in-2026/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/kings-gm-scott-perry-is-playing-chess-too-bad-this-is-basketball-how-the-kings-will-rebuild-in-2026/
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
#Kings GM Scott Perry is playing chess, too bad this is basketball. How Sacramento will rebuild in 2026 by first destroying everything.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/kings-gm-scott-perry-is-playing-chess-too-bad-this-is-basketball-how-the-kings-will-rebuild-in-2026/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/kings-gm-scott-perry-is-playing-chess-too-bad-this-is-basketball-how-the-kings-will-rebuild-in-2026/
Just uploaded years of medical data to ChatGPT Health and it just called me a fat piece of shit. AI is the future.
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Just uploaded years of medical data to ChatGPT Health and it just called me a fat piece of shit. AI is the future.
The #Rams partnered with OpenAI to deliver an LLM-powered Matthew Stafford. "It's working," says McVay. AI Stafford's first response: "Hello! Happy to help! Sadly we've hit capacity."
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/mcvay-we-replaced-matt-stafford-with-ai-and-its-working/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/mcvay-we-replaced-matt-stafford-with-ai-and-its-working/
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The #Rams partnered with OpenAI to deliver an LLM-powered Matthew Stafford. "It's working," says McVay. AI Stafford's first response: "Hello! Happy to help! Sadly we've hit capacity."
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/mcvay-we-replaced-matt-stafford-with-ai-and-its-working/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/mcvay-we-replaced-matt-stafford-with-ai-and-its-working/
#Conformitygate was a lie, the #NFL is NOT introducing Wednesday Night Football tonight.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/conformity-gate-was-wrong-no-wednesday-night-football/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/conformity-gate-was-wrong-no-wednesday-night-football/
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
#Conformitygate was a lie, the #NFL is NOT introducing Wednesday Night Football tonight.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/conformity-gate-was-wrong-no-wednesday-night-football/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/conformity-gate-was-wrong-no-wednesday-night-football/
#Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards should just go for it and tell his children he loves them. Small children have no idea when you're lying to them. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
#Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards should just go for it and tell his children he loves them. Small children have no idea when you're lying to them. #NBA
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/anthony-edwards-should-just-go-for-it-and-tell-his-children-he-loves-them/
Rasheed Rice is going to prison.
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Rasheed Rice is going to prison.
The #NFL owners accidentally added me to a Signal group chat where they colluded to exclude Shedeur Sanders from the draft. Jed York asked if anyone wanted adrenochrome.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-owners-accidentally-added-me-to-the-shedeur-singal-group/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-owners-accidentally-added-me-to-the-shedeur-singal-group/
January 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The #NFL owners accidentally added me to a Signal group chat where they colluded to exclude Shedeur Sanders from the draft. Jed York asked if anyone wanted adrenochrome.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-owners-accidentally-added-me-to-the-shedeur-singal-group/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/the-nfl-owners-accidentally-added-me-to-the-shedeur-singal-group/
BREAKING: The #NFL and #NBA to classify essential oils as PEDs. Lavender for healing, eucalyptus for visions, chamomile for gains. Our mothers were right all along.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-nfl-and-nba-to-classify-essential-oils-as-performance-enhancing-drugs-peds/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-nfl-and-nba-to-classify-essential-oils-as-performance-enhancing-drugs-peds/
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
BREAKING: The #NFL and #NBA to classify essential oils as PEDs. Lavender for healing, eucalyptus for visions, chamomile for gains. Our mothers were right all along.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-nfl-and-nba-to-classify-essential-oils-as-performance-enhancing-drugs-peds/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/misc/the-nfl-and-nba-to-classify-essential-oils-as-performance-enhancing-drugs-peds/
#Chargers QB Justin Herbert's girlfriend Madison Beer revealed to be an elaborate AI marketing campaign by Coors Beer.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/justin-herberts-girlfriend-madison-beer-revealed-to-be-ai-generated-hologram-by-coors/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/justin-herberts-girlfriend-madison-beer-revealed-to-be-ai-generated-hologram-by-coors/
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
#Chargers QB Justin Herbert's girlfriend Madison Beer revealed to be an elaborate AI marketing campaign by Coors Beer.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/justin-herberts-girlfriend-madison-beer-revealed-to-be-ai-generated-hologram-by-coors/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/football/justin-herberts-girlfriend-madison-beer-revealed-to-be-ai-generated-hologram-by-coors/
#Clippers player Ben Simmons is subbing in for Nikola Jokić in the #Nuggets and #Sixers game. This time, its for revenge.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/simmons-is-taking-jokics-place-on-the-nuggests-against-the-76ers-revenge-game/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/simmons-is-taking-jokics-place-on-the-nuggests-against-the-76ers-revenge-game/
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
#Clippers player Ben Simmons is subbing in for Nikola Jokić in the #Nuggets and #Sixers game. This time, its for revenge.
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/simmons-is-taking-jokics-place-on-the-nuggests-against-the-76ers-revenge-game/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/simmons-is-taking-jokics-place-on-the-nuggests-against-the-76ers-revenge-game/
Top 5 #NBA players most likely to enlist to fight in Ukraine. (You'll definitely guess #1)
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Top 5 #NBA players most likely to enlist to fight in Ukraine. (You'll definitely guess #1)
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/
https://www.5thquartersports.com/article/basketball/top-5-nba-players-most-likely-to-enlist-to-fight-in-ukraine/