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5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
five-million-year-old-gilf
@5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
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Sync's robot sin bin! (mostly valveplug, occasional robogore) | they/them, it/its |🔞 adults only, minors will be blocked 🔞| art: #valveplug
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bsirxxx.bsky.social
Art for Malcoholic's fic 💚Invasive Fieldwork💚

archiveofourown.org/works/738851...
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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y0ureviltwin.bsky.social
I wanted dratchet to give Roddy an Eiffel Tower. He deserves it ❤️‍🔥
#transformers #valveplug
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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robotsandlace.bsky.social
All lit up...
Ethereal Crit (he/him) holding Adra (they/them) by the throat as he cums inside of them, lighting them up with his ominous red glow from inside.
July 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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robotsandlace.bsky.social
What if blood elf Adra enjoyed the taste of ethereal Crit just a little too much...
A compilation of nsfw illustrations featuring ethereal!Crit and bloodelf!Adra. Adra helps themself to a little ethereal energy as they blow him perhaps more enthusiastically than expected, literally getting drunk on ethereal dick. Crit: Nng. My.. aren't you... ah — enthisastic. Caption (pointing at Adra): drunk on ethereal energy
July 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
day 17: robogore! do mind the warnings

some kinda AU timeline where a post-Delphi Pharma is the one who finds Overlord, convinces him to help take revenge on Tarn for all the fun blackmail, and then they fuck nasty about it

#valveplug
A digital drawing of Pharma and Overlord from the IDW Transformers 2005 comic run done mainly in tones of an orangey-pink, red, and blue. Pharma is riding Overlord reverse cowgirl style, and both are splattered in energon. A chainsaw and Tarn's severed head are shown in the foreground.
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
day 11: swords and guns! finally putting those stupid lips to work

#valveplug
A vertically oriented digital drawing of Arcee and Overlord from the Transformers IDW 2005 comics run mainly in greyscale with a pink background and orange accents. Overlord is kneeling in surrender, his mouth partially hidden in Arcee's panels. Arcee stands over him, one leg lifted over his shoulder as she looks down on him smugly.
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
I RETURN

day 8 (these are randomized, shush): spreader bar

#valveplug
A digital drawing of Overlord from the Transformers IDW 2005 comics run. He is shown from the knees up against a red background. There is a spreader bar between his legs with lubricrant dripping onto the bar from his closed panels, and his hands are bound overhead by two chains hanging from the ceiling. He is smirking at the camera.
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
picked a random prompt - day 14: oral (Tarn keeps making risky choices with his dick)

#valveplug #overtarn
A digital drawing of Overlord and Tarn from the Transformers 2005 IDW comics run. They are set against a dark background. Overlord is seen from slightly above on his knees and with his mouth open, covered in transfluid and saliva. Tarn is only visible from the waist down, and his spike rests against Overlord's forehead, partially covering one eye, with a small amount of precum dribbling from the tip.
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
pro tip: don't take up your mutual hate fuck on the offer of a hand job

day 3: edging! shhhh I'm doing these in no particular order or pace

#valveplug #overtarn
A digital drawing in greyscale with selective color of Overlord and Tarn from the Transformers 2005 IDW comics run. Tarn is looking down in alarm, close to coming, as Overlord has a harsh grip on his spike. Overlord is smirking, with dialogue that reads "Done so soon? I don't think so. Overload, and I squeeze 'til it pops."
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
a late day 2! medical kink

cw: needles and all considering mnemosurgery

#valveplug #overpan
A digital drawing in greyscale with selective color of Overlord and Trepan from the Transformers 2005 IDW comics run. Overlord is slightly slouched back with his optics off, his panels leaking, as Trepan manipulates his sensors via mnemosurgery.
October 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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vhkansfweer.bsky.social
uncensored Ultron/Tony pics from a while back!
this was a collab with the lovely @mythicwolf.bsky.social for his fic which you can read here: archiveofourown.org/works/66803428
September 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
day 1 of kinktober: handcuffs! except it's going to be "oops all overlord and co" #valveplug

gonna turn it into a lil zine at the end!
A digital sketch of Overlord from the Transformers 2005 IDW comics run. He is shown from the thighs up with his back to the viewer. His hands are handcuffed together, and he is smirking at the viewer.
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
art to go with an excellent overtarnma fic written by the TALENTED @malcoholic.bsky.social :333

it's delicious, delicious food: archiveofourown.org/works/70970101

#valveplug
A horizontally oriented digital drawing of Overlord, Pharma, and Tarn from the Transformers IDW 2005 comics run. They are all kneeling or laying across a sheet in a room with metallic walls. Pharma is in the middle being spitroasted with Overlord penetrating his valve and performing oral on Tarn. Overlord is cooing at Pharma while Tarn looks on with annoyance and possession.
September 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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habsuite.bsky.social
slower #valveplug
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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archie-sunshine.bsky.social
ready, set, go #Megarod #MTMTE
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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archie-sunshine.bsky.social
spinning webs
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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ricken-art.bsky.social
there’s no turning back
August 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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habsuite.bsky.social
tug tug #valveplug
August 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
5milyearoldgilf.bsky.social
when you only draw robot porn of the same guy over and over, it's terminal I'm afraid #valveplug #overtarn
A vertically oriented digital drawing of Overlord from the Transformers IDW 2005 comics run. He is on his knees and bound with glowing purple rope while wearing a gag and blindfold with his spike erect. Tarn's hand is visible, grasping Overlord's face between his claws.
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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pharmavalve.bsky.social
yeah these two r hard to draw #taraprowl #valveplug
July 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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mu-aan.bsky.social
#Megatron #idw
July 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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steeloof.bsky.social
Shocki solo #valveplug 💜
July 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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vasnut.bsky.social
#NSFW #valveplug Something something about Cyclonus really being into (Tailgate) begging
June 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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vsilver.bsky.social
Old comm⛓️⚡️
#valveplug #knockout #ultramagnus
June 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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ratchetshole.bsky.social
Another commission prowl with boobs going ugh.

Commissions are still open, see my pinned for more info

#valveplug
June 2, 2025 at 7:56 AM