SLOTHMANMEATBRAND
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Sloth (deadly sin) • he/him • 26 • i caare too much • lost and confused •🐟 best emojo • I LIKE TO YELL AND BE LOUD • DON’T FOLLOW ME
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I AM SO VERY HUNGRY. I CAN‘T MAKE PASTA, NOT AGAIN. AND BURGERS ARE OFF THE TABLE, I HAD ONE FOR LUNCH. CEREAL DOESN’T MAKE SENSE, I WANT SOMETHING WARM. PERHAPS I‘LL GNAW ON SOMEONE’S LEG.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I AM SO VERY HUNGRY. I CAN‘T MAKE PASTA, NOT AGAIN. AND BURGERS ARE OFF THE TABLE, I HAD ONE FOR LUNCH. CEREAL DOESN’T MAKE SENSE, I WANT SOMETHING WARM. PERHAPS I‘LL GNAW ON SOMEONE’S LEG.
HOW HAS IT BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE I CLIMBED THE LADDER, TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND STARTED SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF?
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
HOW HAS IT BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE I CLIMBED THE LADDER, TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND STARTED SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF?
DO NOT CONTACT THE WOMAN IN THE TOWER, PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE HAS HER REASONS FOR BEING UP THERE. NOBODY FORCED HER IN. SHE‘S SAFE AND HAPPY. SHE LEAVES FREQUENTLY TO RUN ERRANDS, SOMETIMES JUST TO TAKE A WALK. STOP TREATING HER LIKE SOME SORT OF SPECTACLE.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
DO NOT CONTACT THE WOMAN IN THE TOWER, PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE HAS HER REASONS FOR BEING UP THERE. NOBODY FORCED HER IN. SHE‘S SAFE AND HAPPY. SHE LEAVES FREQUENTLY TO RUN ERRANDS, SOMETIMES JUST TO TAKE A WALK. STOP TREATING HER LIKE SOME SORT OF SPECTACLE.
THIS BOX HAS ROOM FOR EVERYTHING ANYONE MIGHT NEED FOR A QUICK TRIP TO YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE. MAYBE SOMETIME SOON YOU’LL RE-STOCK YOURS.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
THIS BOX HAS ROOM FOR EVERYTHING ANYONE MIGHT NEED FOR A QUICK TRIP TO YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE. MAYBE SOMETIME SOON YOU’LL RE-STOCK YOURS.
WHEN I TRY TO LOOK BACK AT MY CHILDHOOD I CANT SEE MUCH. I LOOK AT THE SKY AND ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS. I TURN MY FOCUS TO THR GROUND AND SEE ALL THE STUFF THAT HAS FALLEN OUT OF MY POCKETS OVER THE YEARS.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
WHEN I TRY TO LOOK BACK AT MY CHILDHOOD I CANT SEE MUCH. I LOOK AT THE SKY AND ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS. I TURN MY FOCUS TO THR GROUND AND SEE ALL THE STUFF THAT HAS FALLEN OUT OF MY POCKETS OVER THE YEARS.
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Very Healthy. Very Strong!
August 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very Healthy. Very Strong!
IVE BEEN HERE JUST LONG ENOUGH TO FEEL LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER GONE WRONG. I HAVE NEVER HELD MY BREATH THIS LONG BEFORE.
June 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
IVE BEEN HERE JUST LONG ENOUGH TO FEEL LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER GONE WRONG. I HAVE NEVER HELD MY BREATH THIS LONG BEFORE.
STREETS ARE FILLING WITH SOAP BUBBLES. FANS OF CRIME ARE LOST TO THE VORTEX, IVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING THE NEWS.
June 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
STREETS ARE FILLING WITH SOAP BUBBLES. FANS OF CRIME ARE LOST TO THE VORTEX, IVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING THE NEWS.
WITH A LOUD THUD I CRASHED INTO AN EXTRA WALL AT THE BACK OF THE SHED I DIDNT KNOW WOULD BE IN MY WAY.
May 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
WITH A LOUD THUD I CRASHED INTO AN EXTRA WALL AT THE BACK OF THE SHED I DIDNT KNOW WOULD BE IN MY WAY.
will delete every piece of myself from web forever, might undo every thread in the weird interwoven tangled mess i’ve allowed my skin and bone to become. the screen is soft and warm and inviting, but none of that matters when my body has started to melt into the machine.
April 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
will delete every piece of myself from web forever, might undo every thread in the weird interwoven tangled mess i’ve allowed my skin and bone to become. the screen is soft and warm and inviting, but none of that matters when my body has started to melt into the machine.
YOU CAN ALSO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD WITH MY SUPER LEGIT HEALTH DRINK, CONTAINING LIQUIDS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS LIKE WATER AND SOMETHING ELSE I CANT QUITE REMEMBER HOW TO PRONOUNCE PROPERLY
April 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
YOU CAN ALSO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD WITH MY SUPER LEGIT HEALTH DRINK, CONTAINING LIQUIDS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS LIKE WATER AND SOMETHING ELSE I CANT QUITE REMEMBER HOW TO PRONOUNCE PROPERLY
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Compliments from girls go hard
September 7, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Compliments from girls go hard
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MYSELF SANE WHEN THE STUPID WHISTLE KEEPS BLOWING IN CIRCLES ABOVE MY HEAD? GODDAMN THIS IS GETTING SO VERY ANNOYING
April 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MYSELF SANE WHEN THE STUPID WHISTLE KEEPS BLOWING IN CIRCLES ABOVE MY HEAD? GODDAMN THIS IS GETTING SO VERY ANNOYING
FOREVER DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING TO SOMEONE WITH A CLUSTER OF ORGANS READY TO COLLAPSE. DONT EVER INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN, THE LAST ONE WAS SO VERY SCARY AND WICKED
April 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
FOREVER DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING TO SOMEONE WITH A CLUSTER OF ORGANS READY TO COLLAPSE. DONT EVER INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN, THE LAST ONE WAS SO VERY SCARY AND WICKED
THESE THINGS DONT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE, NOT AFTER THOSE GUYS IN THE FUNNY ANIMAL HATS SCRAWLED ALL OVER THEM WITH PERMANENT MARKERS. BUT SOMEDAY THEY MIGHT GUIDE ME TO GREATNESS. OR AT LEAST KEEP ME FROM CRASHING INTO A WALL
April 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
THESE THINGS DONT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE, NOT AFTER THOSE GUYS IN THE FUNNY ANIMAL HATS SCRAWLED ALL OVER THEM WITH PERMANENT MARKERS. BUT SOMEDAY THEY MIGHT GUIDE ME TO GREATNESS. OR AT LEAST KEEP ME FROM CRASHING INTO A WALL
YEARS OF BULLSHIT AND NONSENSE, AND FOR WHAT? A HIGH FIVE FROM SOMEONE YOU COULD NEVER EVEN HOPE TO LOVE? MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO STAND UP AND LET THE WIND PULL YOU APART AND SPREAD YOUR BODY LIKE DANDELION SEEDS
April 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
YEARS OF BULLSHIT AND NONSENSE, AND FOR WHAT? A HIGH FIVE FROM SOMEONE YOU COULD NEVER EVEN HOPE TO LOVE? MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO STAND UP AND LET THE WIND PULL YOU APART AND SPREAD YOUR BODY LIKE DANDELION SEEDS
RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE!! I FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO THE BOX AND NOW THE BOX IS ON A RAMPAGE. I THINK IT RESET WHEN I SPILLED MY NORMAL JUICE ON IT LAST WEEK. I WAS IN A HURRY. . .
April 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE!! I FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO THE BOX AND NOW THE BOX IS ON A RAMPAGE. I THINK IT RESET WHEN I SPILLED MY NORMAL JUICE ON IT LAST WEEK. I WAS IN A HURRY. . .
A REAL BEAST WOULDNT BE SCARED OF CROSSING THE STREET ALONE. A REAL BEAST PICKS UP THE PHONE AND HAS LOVELY CONVERSATIONS.
April 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
A REAL BEAST WOULDNT BE SCARED OF CROSSING THE STREET ALONE. A REAL BEAST PICKS UP THE PHONE AND HAS LOVELY CONVERSATIONS.
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE SPARKLY AND MYSTERIOUS? WHY CAN’T SOMEONE JUST CHILL OUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR EATING FIBER CEREAL AND THINKING ABOUT THAT LITTLE WORM OF A FREAK OF A MAN
April 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE SPARKLY AND MYSTERIOUS? WHY CAN’T SOMEONE JUST CHILL OUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR EATING FIBER CEREAL AND THINKING ABOUT THAT LITTLE WORM OF A FREAK OF A MAN
OH NO. I FORGOT TO LET THE FROGS OUT. WHEN WAS THE NEW MOON AGAIN? THEYRE NOT ALLOWED ANY MOONLIGHT, NOT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
April 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
OH NO. I FORGOT TO LET THE FROGS OUT. WHEN WAS THE NEW MOON AGAIN? THEYRE NOT ALLOWED ANY MOONLIGHT, NOT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
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When Charme and Trinket first met... ✨
November 18, 2024 at 2:44 AM
When Charme and Trinket first met... ✨
JUST ATE A WHOLE OLIVE. HAHA JUST KIDDING ! YOU GOT APRIL FOOLED ! GOODNIGHT EVERYPONY
April 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
JUST ATE A WHOLE OLIVE. HAHA JUST KIDDING ! YOU GOT APRIL FOOLED ! GOODNIGHT EVERYPONY
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March 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM