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🐾 | Cat Dad to Baker & Ben
🎮 | Gamer: builder of worlds, destroyer of bosses
🏚️ | Animal shelter worker, where humor got dark
🖤 | Dark wit + philosophy: because why not?
🌌 | Seeking meaning, joy, and laughs
✨ Motto: “Hug your cats and keep voting.. 🐾
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Tim @5150damit.bsky.social · Nov 9
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Baker Baker Muffin Maker: #OneEyedWonder 😻👁️ #PirateKitty 🏴‍☠️🐾 #WinkingWhiskers 😉🐱 #FurTasticFriend 🐾❤️ #CharminglyUnique 😸✨ #BraveLittleLion 🦁💕 #PurrfectlyImperfect 😽🌟 #HeroCatVibes 🐾😼 #cats
November 10, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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#️⃣ #OneEyedCat 👁️🐱 #FelineWarrior 🦁 #CatResilience 💪🐾 #UniqueCats 😻 #AdoptDontShop 🏠🐾 #CatsofBlueSky 🌌🐈 #Catitude 😼 #BraveKitty 🐱⚔️ #PurrfectlyImperfect ❤️🐾 #WhiskeredWisdom 🐾🎓 #CatCompanions 😺🤝 #GingerFurball 🧡🐱 #CatTales 📖🐾 #BlueSkyCats 🐾✨
November 9, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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"The sunbeam, the lap, the absolute surrender to luxury. The prince has perfected the art of indulgence. Resistance? Never an option."

#cat 🐱💙
#cats 🐾🐱
#catsofbluesky ☀️🐈
#Bluesky 🌍
#BenTheRoyal 👑🐾
#LapOfLuxury 🛋️🐱
#SunbeamSovereign 🌞👑
March 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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😾The holiday guardian remains vigilant.
The glow of the St. Patrick’s tree shines, but true luck rests in the basket—watchful, regal, unmoved.

> The sentinel of the season.
No clover blooms without his approval.

#cat 🐱💙
#cats 🐾🐱
#catsofbluesky 🌤️🐈
#Bluesky 🌍
#BakerTheRoyal 👑🐾
#HolidaySentinel 🍀🐈☘️
March 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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📷 The kingdom finds harmony.
Two sovereigns, side by side, watching over their domain. No rivalry today,only the quiet understanding.

The council convenes.
Decisions unspoken, but understood.

#cat 🐱💙
#cats 🐾🐱
#catsofbluesky 🌤️🐈
#Bluesky 🌍
#BenTheRoyal 👑🐾
#BakerThePhantom 🏰🐈
#SilentSchemes
March 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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"Ben surveys his dominion from the Heights of the Bookshelf. No peasant shall pass without tribute. His rule is absolute, his tail is majestic."

#cat 🐱💙
#cats 🐾😺
#catsofbluesky 🌤️🐈
#Bluesky ☁️🔵
#BenTheOverseer 🔭👑🐾
#BookshelfBaron 📚🏰
#MajesticTailChronicles 🦁📖

His conquest continues.
March 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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📷 The throne above remains occupied. The cubby below? A silent strategist waits.

> Balance in the kingdom.
One rules from the heights. The other lurks in shadow.

#cat 🐱💙
#cats 🐾🐱
#catsofbluesky ☀️🐈
#Bluesky 🌐
#BenTheRoyal 👑🐾
#BakerThePhantom 🏰🐈
#SilentSchemes
March 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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"Ben has entered the ‘spoiled prince’ phase of his reign. Belly rubs are mandatory, resistance is futile."

#cat 🐱💙
#cats 🐾😺
#catsofbluesky 🌤️🐈
#Bluesky ☁️🔵
#BenTheRoyal 👑🐾
#LapOfLuxury 🛋️😸
#FelineOverlord 🐈‍⬛📜
February 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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"Ben has claimed the highest ground. The bookshelf is now a throne, and we are but mere peasants in his kingdom."

#cat 🐱💙
#cats 🐾😺
#catsofbluesky 🌤️🐈
#Bluesky ☁️🔵
#BenTheConqueror 🏰🐾
#BookshelfRoyalty 📚👑 #CaliClimber 🌁🐈‍⬛
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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"When you're royalty, every blanket is a throne, and every croissant is a tribute."

#Cat 👑🐾
#Cats 🐈‍⬛🐾
#CatsofBlueSky 🌌🐱
#ForestRoyalty 🌲👑
#CroissantGuardian 🥐🐈
#CozyKingdom 🌲🛏️
#MajesticFluff 🦁✨
#PawsAndPines 🌲🐾
#NaturesOverlord 🌿🐱
February 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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"The council has convened. The verdict? You shall be judged."

#Cat 👑🐾 #Cats 🐈‍⬛🐾 #CatsofBlueSky 🌌🐾 #JudgmentDay ⚖️🐱 #StoicFeline 🏛️🐈 #KitchenOverlord 🍎👀 #TheGaze 🔍🐾
February 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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"When the weekend hits and responsibilities no longer exist. ✨"

Hashtags:
#Cat 🐱🐾
#Cats 🐈💤
#CatsofBlueSky 🌌🐾
#WeekendVibes ☕😴
#FluffyDreams 🌙✨
February 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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"A throne is not defined by gold or jewels, but by the quiet confidence of the one who rests upon it."

#Cat 👑🐾 #Cats 🐈‍⬛🐾 #CatsofBlueSky 🌌🐱 #RoyalNap 🛏️😴 #MajesticFluff 🦁✨ #KingOfComfort 🏰🐈 #RegalLounging 💎🛋️ #FelineOverlord 😼🔮
February 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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200 posts in, and the One-Eyed Overlords—Ben & Baker—thank you for your devotion. Your tribute of boxes, treats, and admiration is noted. May your floors stay warm and your laps forever occupied. 🐾✨

#cat 🐱
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🐾🌌
#BlueSky 🐾☁️
#OneEyedRoyalty 👑
#BakerAndBen 🧡🖤
#ThankMew 💖🐾
January 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Baker, Lord of The Scones, surveys his kingdom with a refined yet unimpressed gaze. His scone tax is steep, but his presence? Worth every crumb. ☕👑 Ben begs for my crumbs!

#cat 🐱
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🐾🌌
#BlueSky 🐾☁️
#FloofLord 🦁💨
#OneEyedWonder 🐱✨
#RegalFloof 👑🐾
#SconeSovereign ☕👑
January 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Ben graciously accepts Valentine’s Day tributes. 💘 The one-eyed heartthrob is booked solid for snuggles and admiration. ❤️✨

#cat 🐱
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🐾🌌
#BlueSky 🐾☁️
#FloofLord 🦁💨
#OneEyedWonder 🐱✨
#ValentineFloof 💖🐾
January 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Ben the ancient feline art of Dramatic Dangle. Witness the One-Eyed Majesty in his natural habitat—perched atop the throne, casting judgment below.

🐅✨

#cat 🐈
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🌌🐾
#BlueSky 🌥️🐾
#TowerSupremacy 🏯👑
#DangleFlex 🐾🎭
#PerchAndPonder 🧐🐾
#FloofLord 🦁💨
#OneEyedWonder 😼✨
January 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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📦 Box? Checked. Tail? Floofed. 📦

Ben demonstrates why every box should come with a “One-Eyed Majesty Included” label. The tail alone is a limited edition feature. 🦁✨

#cat 🐱
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🐾🌌
#BlueSky 🐾☁️
#BoxPerfection 📦👑
#FloofLord 🦁💨
#OneEyedWonder 😼✨
January 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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📦 High Fashion, Higher Standards 📦

Baker has chosen his throne, and it’s Tommy-approved. Meanwhile, the coach on TV is giving serious “why is my team like this?” energy. 🔥🏈🐱

#cat 🐱
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🐾🌌
#BlueSky 🐾☁️
#BoxKing 👑📦
#GameDayGaze 🏈🐾
#LuxuryLounger 🛋️🐈
January 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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#TeddyTheTitan 🐾👑
"When the courtyard belongs to you and the golden hour knows it. Ruling the realm, one paw at a time."

#cat 🐱
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🐾🌌
#BlueSky 🐾☁️
#CourtyardCommander 🌿✨
#GoldenHourGuardian 🐾☀️
#FelineFortress 🐱🪴
January 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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#BenTheBold 🐾👑
"When you're a warrior at heart, but the battle is over, and the quilt is calling."

#cat 🐱
#cats 🐾
#catsOfBlueSky 🐾🌌
#BlueSky 🐾☁️
#QuiltedKing 🐾🛋️
#OneEyedWonder 🐱✨
#NapCommander 🐾💤
#FelineFortress 🐱🛡️
January 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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"NYE 2025: Ringing in the new year with sparkle, style, and a side of whiskers. Here's to more adventures, love, and naps in the year ahead! 🎆🎉"
#NYE2025 ✨🎇 #CatFamilyCelebration 🐾🥂 #FutureSoBright 🕶️🌟 #FelineFireworks 🐈🎆 #OneEyedWonders 🐱👁️
#cat 🐈🐾 #cats 🐾🐱 #catsofbluesky 🐾☁️ #NewYearWhiskers 🐾🍾
January 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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"2025 vibes: ruling the kingdom, flaunting the fluff, and rocking the one-eyed look. 👑✨ The future is feline! #OneEyedWonders 🐱👁️ #LifeOnTheCatTree 🛖🐾 #FluffyTailGoals 🦊🌟"

#Catsof2025 🐈📅 #TabbyTakeover 🐅🕶️ #NextGenWhiskers 🐾🚀 #RescueCatsRule 🌟🪐
#cat 🐈🐾 #cats 🐾🐱 #catsofbluesky 🐾☁️ #oneeyedwonders 🐱👁️
January 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM