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The Pokémon Company just spent the same amount on a 60 second Superbowl ad that they reported spending on the entire development of Scarlet & Violet
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The Pokémon Company just spent the same amount on a 60 second Superbowl ad that they reported spending on the entire development of Scarlet & Violet
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Legendary-tier GameCube controller
-Metal yoyo
-Warm sweater
-Keys to a non-functional vehicle
-Legendary-tier GameCube controller
-Metal yoyo
-Warm sweater
-Keys to a non-functional vehicle
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-random Criterion release of a Jim Jarmusch film
-incomprehensible TTRPG GM notes
-an art print I swear I was going to get framed
-a Twilight Imperium trade good token
-random Criterion release of a Jim Jarmusch film
-incomprehensible TTRPG GM notes
-an art print I swear I was going to get framed
-a Twilight Imperium trade good token
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-be
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-be
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-Legendary-tier GameCube controller
-Metal yoyo
-Warm sweater
-Keys to a non-functional vehicle
-Legendary-tier GameCube controller
-Metal yoyo
-Warm sweater
-Keys to a non-functional vehicle
What if there was a Pokemon called Swole and it was just a really muscular mole
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
What if there was a Pokemon called Swole and it was just a really muscular mole
Bros Before Prose, in this essay I will discuss falling literacy rates and the inability to express and comrehend ideas coherently in the modern tech industry
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Bros Before Prose, in this essay I will discuss falling literacy rates and the inability to express and comrehend ideas coherently in the modern tech industry
Hip hop hooray! It's weasel stomping day, Hey!
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Hip hop hooray! It's weasel stomping day, Hey!
I logged into the internet today confident that there would already be a squishmallow of a filing cabinet but alas
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I logged into the internet today confident that there would already be a squishmallow of a filing cabinet but alas
Old enough to remember when The Dollar Store referred to the prices and not the wages
January 26, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Old enough to remember when The Dollar Store referred to the prices and not the wages
I was looking for inspiration for a DnD one-shot and figured I'd see what I got if I mashed up the first two results from hitting the random trope button on TV tropes which is how I ended up writing about a clown monster attacking a vulnerable convoy
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I was looking for inspiration for a DnD one-shot and figured I'd see what I got if I mashed up the first two results from hitting the random trope button on TV tropes which is how I ended up writing about a clown monster attacking a vulnerable convoy
I still remember when my community college did an art contest for a poster for their play (literally offering 1 free ticket in exchange for original artwork) and I was the only one who entered and I didn't win.
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I still remember when my community college did an art contest for a poster for their play (literally offering 1 free ticket in exchange for original artwork) and I was the only one who entered and I didn't win.
My dream job, and I do mean that as the only career I have dreams about, is damsel in a tower. Just locked away in a tower somewhere working on passion projects, occasionally watching some rich asshole die trying to interrupt my reading.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
My dream job, and I do mean that as the only career I have dreams about, is damsel in a tower. Just locked away in a tower somewhere working on passion projects, occasionally watching some rich asshole die trying to interrupt my reading.
Is there a "kids film themselves pouring coffee creamer on things challenge" or something? Is there a way to get on a newsletter for how teenagers are antagonizing customer service employees?
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Is there a "kids film themselves pouring coffee creamer on things challenge" or something? Is there a way to get on a newsletter for how teenagers are antagonizing customer service employees?
My cats haven't even seen Shrek yet
December 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My cats haven't even seen Shrek yet
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i am nobody's fool. i am a ronin fool
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i am nobody's fool. i am a ronin fool
This photographer takes photos of my cats before and after saying "Who's a handsome boy?"
These are the results:
These are the results:
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This photographer takes photos of my cats before and after saying "Who's a handsome boy?"
These are the results:
These are the results:
I don't geek until goken to
December 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don't geek until goken to
My nephew: "this is my porker farm, copper soldiers harvest the pork for a yield of 62 pork per tick as long as the chunk is loaded keeping my village happiness above 70%!"
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My nephew: "this is my porker farm, copper soldiers harvest the pork for a yield of 62 pork per tick as long as the chunk is loaded keeping my village happiness above 70%!"
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
Me: "I remember when they added a 9th block to this game."
Finally a mega just for me
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Finally a mega just for me
Minecraft being the best selling game of all time loses a little punch when almost everyone you know has been locked out of their account and told by customer support the only solution is to buy it again.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Minecraft being the best selling game of all time loses a little punch when almost everyone you know has been locked out of their account and told by customer support the only solution is to buy it again.
Saying "Oh this is the bad place" any time I'm faced with a minor obstacle hoping everything resets and I lose a few months of memories
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Saying "Oh this is the bad place" any time I'm faced with a minor obstacle hoping everything resets and I lose a few months of memories
If I had the force I would probably mostly use it to fix other people's parking
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If I had the force I would probably mostly use it to fix other people's parking
Today I ran what I suspect was the very first ttrpg campaign to kick off in Whitesbog, New Jersey
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Today I ran what I suspect was the very first ttrpg campaign to kick off in Whitesbog, New Jersey
It's 2025 and Digimon games are better than Pokemon games now (send this skeet to 1999)
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's 2025 and Digimon games are better than Pokemon games now (send this skeet to 1999)
"Employee appreciation pot luck lunch (unpaid)" 🤡
September 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Employee appreciation pot luck lunch (unpaid)" 🤡
Every new Dungeon Crawler Carl book makes me want to go back and reread the entire series
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Every new Dungeon Crawler Carl book makes me want to go back and reread the entire series