Me, looking at someone standing on the freshly sprouted bulbs, that I specifically pointed out were there five minutes earlier: "No reason."
Me, looking at someone standing on the freshly sprouted bulbs, that I specifically pointed out were there five minutes earlier: "No reason."
1: Our common ground.
2: WTF is that?
1: What unites us?
2: Death.
1: No, that's too dark. Life!
2: Ugh, no.
1: Live, laugh, love.
2: Fuck you.
1: Our common ground.
2: WTF is that?
1: What unites us?
2: Death.
1: No, that's too dark. Life!
2: Ugh, no.
1: Live, laugh, love.
2: Fuck you.
Me: "I do! That's why I'm not asked 'Do you work here?' even after 7 years. & I totally didn't get referred to as "the one who seems gay" the other day!"
Corp: "Great job!"
Me: My sarcasm and dark humor is wasted here.
Me: "I do! That's why I'm not asked 'Do you work here?' even after 7 years. & I totally didn't get referred to as "the one who seems gay" the other day!"
Corp: "Great job!"
Me: My sarcasm and dark humor is wasted here.
"That sounded like a question."
"Sorry, it was. The price was covered, but also I recognize your voice, and was questioning what price I could say so that you wouldn't come in. Because let's face it, I don't like you."
"That sounded like a question."
"Sorry, it was. The price was covered, but also I recognize your voice, and was questioning what price I could say so that you wouldn't come in. Because let's face it, I don't like you."
Me, on lunch: Sweetie, you look like a decrepit mummy that Victorian grave robbers are hacking up. Now, shut up, give the 18yo girl your id, and stop acting like a meth addict trying to flirt.
Me, on lunch: Sweetie, you look like a decrepit mummy that Victorian grave robbers are hacking up. Now, shut up, give the 18yo girl your id, and stop acting like a meth addict trying to flirt.
Picard Throw, not much on the top but plenty below.
Me:... I didn't realize I thought of Captain Picard like that.
Picard Throw, not much on the top but plenty below.
Me:... I didn't realize I thought of Captain Picard like that.
Answer: I have so many books it's causing a screw to fail, in the shelf bracket rated for 200lbs. So fun note, the shelf can support 200lbs, the screws cannot. And that is just one shelf.
Answer: I have so many books it's causing a screw to fail, in the shelf bracket rated for 200lbs. So fun note, the shelf can support 200lbs, the screws cannot. And that is just one shelf.