Watching episode 4 of #WonderMan
Me - What even is happening?
Husband - Unsure. It got weird. Or the gummy kicked in.
Me - Both things can be true.

#IYKYK #Olaf #Doorman

🤣

Not a big wine gal, so I fixed it.

"My stupidity is profound enough to be noticed!" 🤣 #blessyourheart

I just started listening to Assistant to the Villian by Hannah Nicole Maehrer and all I can think about is The Devil Wears Prada. #booksky

Just took 30 minutes and several swear words for me to figure out how my non-iphone having kid could FaceTime her friend. Some days I miss the simplicity of a landline. #momlife #technologyimpared

"I know what I'm allergic to... pollen, cats and people sometimes." - my 6yo kid
#clevergirl #parenting #momlife

I'm sad I missed out on #BookTok's prime. Can we start #BookThreads now?

I am that chai tea at 4:40pm was too late and now I'm buzzing at midnight years old. #oldlady #thisiswhyimold

Anyone else wanna disassociate on the internet without scrolling past something that gives you a panic attack? #thegoodoldays

I have a fantastic idea for a new thriller. You read this whole book and think the woman is describing her husband's illness. Plot twist? Its HER illness. #genius #plot #scene #writing