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Jessica Lastname
@3hl3rs.bsky.social
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself. We are large, we contain multitudes.
As a beekeeper I can appreciate this image, also as a mom, person using logic and a basic b. #downwithpolio #science #sendhelp
April 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Goddamnit, Joel. 🥹😭😭 #thelastofus
April 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Holy Cordycepes monster, Batman. #thelastofus
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
April 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Breaking news: I got a few flavored Peeps because there are now options. Watermelon Peeps took the gold. Tuti Fruti not so much. What does that name even mean? And Dr Pepper flavored? Yes. It was another win. #peeps #flavortown #peepchallenge2025
options.new
April 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I took out loans to become a psychotherapist because my BA wasn’t helping me pay my bills. I am 14 months away from my 10 year nonprofit contract ending and getting my loans repaid for my service. But this administration. #pslf
March 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Looking for a new project? #homedepot
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.
February 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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A message to Elon Musk’s staffers: Your names are known, and America will ensure you never get another job again.
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
December 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
December 27, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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It’s a question we ask all the time.
November 27, 2024 at 3:33 AM
November 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
We hang a blanket in the window cause we fancy. When it’s tied up, it looks so familiar. #batsignal
November 17, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Favorite post-election meme. #humans
November 16, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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Lovers
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Dear 23&Me, I wish you were not about to sell my DNA but also, I knew better. #attackofmyclones
November 14, 2024 at 1:19 AM
“Sick pack” for the 12 stepper.
November 13, 2024 at 12:48 AM