Karl "Helo" Agathon
@2karl.bsky.social
Vegan adventurer and English muesli-truther looking for partners in crime
Fuck off America
I hope you sink beneath the waves
And all your people go away forever
I hope you sink beneath the waves
And all your people go away forever
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Fuck off America
I hope you sink beneath the waves
And all your people go away forever
I hope you sink beneath the waves
And all your people go away forever
Reposted by Karl "Helo" Agathon
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Americans: I don't EVER want to hear you talk about freedom and liberty EVER again. You are a failed aggressor state, the worst in the world. And yes, until your government is toppled, that applies to ALL Americans. You are the bad guys.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Americans: I don't EVER want to hear you talk about freedom and liberty EVER again. You are a failed aggressor state, the worst in the world. And yes, until your government is toppled, that applies to ALL Americans. You are the bad guys.
Welcome part time vegan posers to the one month I can find crap processed food that I can actually eat
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Welcome part time vegan posers to the one month I can find crap processed food that I can actually eat
New year, same me. Take that, wellness grifters!
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
New year, same me. Take that, wellness grifters!
Here I am wishing everyone a happy New year and yet I am deeply troubled and impossibly lonely.
January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Here I am wishing everyone a happy New year and yet I am deeply troubled and impossibly lonely.
How to make a coffee:
1. Put the ground coffee into the machine hopper
2. Tamp it down
3. Add water to the machine
4. ???
5. Turn on the machine
6. Clean up the coffee which is now all over your kitchen counter
Anyone wanna guess what step 4 was?
1. Put the ground coffee into the machine hopper
2. Tamp it down
3. Add water to the machine
4. ???
5. Turn on the machine
6. Clean up the coffee which is now all over your kitchen counter
Anyone wanna guess what step 4 was?
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
How to make a coffee:
1. Put the ground coffee into the machine hopper
2. Tamp it down
3. Add water to the machine
4. ???
5. Turn on the machine
6. Clean up the coffee which is now all over your kitchen counter
Anyone wanna guess what step 4 was?
1. Put the ground coffee into the machine hopper
2. Tamp it down
3. Add water to the machine
4. ???
5. Turn on the machine
6. Clean up the coffee which is now all over your kitchen counter
Anyone wanna guess what step 4 was?
I agree that we should give up on television and movies entirely. They're shit.
December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I agree that we should give up on television and movies entirely. They're shit.
I think my main issue with a lot of final fantasy games is that you're 20 hours in and you've built a party that has some decent synergy and then the game is like "hey here's this new character! You wanna swap your party around?" And I'm like... Well no, actually.
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think my main issue with a lot of final fantasy games is that you're 20 hours in and you've built a party that has some decent synergy and then the game is like "hey here's this new character! You wanna swap your party around?" And I'm like... Well no, actually.
Fuck me playstation emulation has come looooooong way in the past 10 years
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Fuck me playstation emulation has come looooooong way in the past 10 years
I certainly wasn't up all night trying to find the perfect crt shader for megadrive emulators, no sir.
December 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I certainly wasn't up all night trying to find the perfect crt shader for megadrive emulators, no sir.
Raspberry pi 500+ all set up and ready to go. Now I just need to get used to Debian.
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Raspberry pi 500+ all set up and ready to go. Now I just need to get used to Debian.
For some reason in my brain I invented a riot grrrl band called Pussy Jenkins and the gonna-cums
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
For some reason in my brain I invented a riot grrrl band called Pussy Jenkins and the gonna-cums
My Christmas gift to myself
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
My Christmas gift to myself
I never thought Mr Hankee The Christmas Poo was funny.
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I never thought Mr Hankee The Christmas Poo was funny.
We're right down to the wire. If I can get the remaining gifts at lunchtime today, were all set. Otherwise I'm a dead man. That pesky sword of Damocles eh?
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
We're right down to the wire. If I can get the remaining gifts at lunchtime today, were all set. Otherwise I'm a dead man. That pesky sword of Damocles eh?
Why are Americans all such weird fucking god-squadders? It's really fucking bizarre how much they invoke the Bible. Like, to a creepy, unnerving extent.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Why are Americans all such weird fucking god-squadders? It's really fucking bizarre how much they invoke the Bible. Like, to a creepy, unnerving extent.
Well, it would appear my Raspberry pi 500+ has shipped. I wasn't expecting to see it before the new year. This is exciting and will give me some motivation to tidy the lab.
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Well, it would appear my Raspberry pi 500+ has shipped. I wasn't expecting to see it before the new year. This is exciting and will give me some motivation to tidy the lab.
Well, add CBS to the list of government controlled news outlets then. Hey Americans - how does fascism taste?
December 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Well, add CBS to the list of government controlled news outlets then. Hey Americans - how does fascism taste?
Desk monitor arm should be arriving today. After Christmas I shall acquire a raspberry pi 500+ and then I can move the 3 big bulky pcs out of my studio and actually paint some stuff.
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Desk monitor arm should be arriving today. After Christmas I shall acquire a raspberry pi 500+ and then I can move the 3 big bulky pcs out of my studio and actually paint some stuff.
Contact, I hijacked the frequencies
Blockin' the beltway, move on DC!
Blockin' the beltway, move on DC!
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Contact, I hijacked the frequencies
Blockin' the beltway, move on DC!
Blockin' the beltway, move on DC!
I just discovered the raspberry Pi 500 and I might treat myself
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I just discovered the raspberry Pi 500 and I might treat myself
Thoughts from my final fantasy replay:
The best NES FF is FF2 (fight me)
The best SNES FF is FF5
The best PSX FF is as yet undecided as I'm replaying 9, but so far, 8 is better than 7
The only PS2 FF I played was 10 and I didn't like it the first time but we shall see (I HATED 8 the first time)
The best NES FF is FF2 (fight me)
The best SNES FF is FF5
The best PSX FF is as yet undecided as I'm replaying 9, but so far, 8 is better than 7
The only PS2 FF I played was 10 and I didn't like it the first time but we shall see (I HATED 8 the first time)
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thoughts from my final fantasy replay:
The best NES FF is FF2 (fight me)
The best SNES FF is FF5
The best PSX FF is as yet undecided as I'm replaying 9, but so far, 8 is better than 7
The only PS2 FF I played was 10 and I didn't like it the first time but we shall see (I HATED 8 the first time)
The best NES FF is FF2 (fight me)
The best SNES FF is FF5
The best PSX FF is as yet undecided as I'm replaying 9, but so far, 8 is better than 7
The only PS2 FF I played was 10 and I didn't like it the first time but we shall see (I HATED 8 the first time)
"why don't kids read anymore?"
Because you keep giving them pointless homework assignments
Because you keep giving them pointless homework assignments
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"why don't kids read anymore?"
Because you keep giving them pointless homework assignments
Because you keep giving them pointless homework assignments
Even after the rake attack, Billy's phallus was still SUBSTANTIAL. Worth bearing in mind
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Even after the rake attack, Billy's phallus was still SUBSTANTIAL. Worth bearing in mind