Karl "Helo" Agathon
@2karl.bsky.social
Vegan adventurer and English muesli-truther looking for partners in crime
Surely all it would take is for a national newspaper to run a headline saying "we have proof that trump fucks kids" and then trump sues and then discovery means we all get to see the Epstein files right?
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Surely all it would take is for a national newspaper to run a headline saying "we have proof that trump fucks kids" and then trump sues and then discovery means we all get to see the Epstein files right?
Reposted by Karl "Helo" Agathon
Sophia will not be denied
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sophia will not be denied
Ursula K. Leguin fans:
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ursula K. Leguin fans:
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
What's a good book to start, having never read any of their stuff?
The street parties when Trump dies are going to be astronomical. Not even New Years Eve 1999 will compare.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The street parties when Trump dies are going to be astronomical. Not even New Years Eve 1999 will compare.
Funny isn't it how all the right wingers blabbed on about Mamdani being a Muslim in the city that experienced 9/11 but they don't really seem to care about the president being friends with a literal Al-Qaeda member.
Burn in hell, America.
Burn in hell, America.
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Funny isn't it how all the right wingers blabbed on about Mamdani being a Muslim in the city that experienced 9/11 but they don't really seem to care about the president being friends with a literal Al-Qaeda member.
Burn in hell, America.
Burn in hell, America.
Where my Adrian Tchaikovsky fans at?
We are out here fighting over whether we should keep burning the atmosphere or if people should have enough food to eat, and meanwhile the spiders are learning to cooperate. You do not want the spiders to cooperate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge: A Spider Web Unlike Any Seen Before
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Where my Adrian Tchaikovsky fans at?
This.
Between this and the "NOW we hate Fetterman" posts today, I am reminded how glad I am that I lived to see America fall.
"It's the government, not the people"
No, it's both.
"It's the government, not the people"
No, it's both.
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This.
Earthtone9 were spectacular tonight
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Earthtone9 were spectacular tonight
I don't give a shit about GTA VI.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I don't give a shit about GTA VI.
The really shit thing about the so called 8 hour work day is that it's not 8 hours. It's 8 plus your (unpaid) lunch (30 minutes to an hour), plus your commute time, plus the getting ready every morning. 10 to 12 hours really. Which means there's only 12-14 hours left. So we have to choose:
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The really shit thing about the so called 8 hour work day is that it's not 8 hours. It's 8 plus your (unpaid) lunch (30 minutes to an hour), plus your commute time, plus the getting ready every morning. 10 to 12 hours really. Which means there's only 12-14 hours left. So we have to choose:
It's fortunate that I live in the UK..I fear if I lived in America I'd have bought an assault rifle and tried to shoot as many ICE agents as I could before turning the gun on myself.
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It's fortunate that I live in the UK..I fear if I lived in America I'd have bought an assault rifle and tried to shoot as many ICE agents as I could before turning the gun on myself.
Weird isn't it how Dick Cheney dies and suddenlly democracy is back on the cards
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Weird isn't it how Dick Cheney dies and suddenlly democracy is back on the cards
Well done Zohran. I look forward to those "millions of people" leaving NYC, freeing up much needed houses for proper new Yorkers
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Well done Zohran. I look forward to those "millions of people" leaving NYC, freeing up much needed houses for proper new Yorkers
I remember them. I also remember never being able to find the albums I wanted. I remember records costing way more than I could afford. I remember how fragile the physical storage was and how much space it took up. I can't say I miss it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I remember them. I also remember never being able to find the albums I wanted. I remember records costing way more than I could afford. I remember how fragile the physical storage was and how much space it took up. I can't say I miss it.
Americans are fucking pussies. Fucking do something you twats. You can't vote your way out of this.
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Americans are fucking pussies. Fucking do something you twats. You can't vote your way out of this.
A free and just world cannot exist so long as The United States of America exists. The USA and its people are the enemies of freedom everywhere.
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
A free and just world cannot exist so long as The United States of America exists. The USA and its people are the enemies of freedom everywhere.
Bridge To Terabithia is one of the most heart-crushing films I've ever watched
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Bridge To Terabithia is one of the most heart-crushing films I've ever watched
"One day I'll have time to do all the things I want to :) it is nice being able to do whatever though, innit? As long as I ain't hurting anyone"
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"One day I'll have time to do all the things I want to :) it is nice being able to do whatever though, innit? As long as I ain't hurting anyone"
Never trust an American
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Never trust an American
Proud of all the yanks out there for #NoKingsDay
Don't let up. Keep going until the GOP is nothing but a bad memory.
Don't let up. Keep going until the GOP is nothing but a bad memory.
October 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Proud of all the yanks out there for #NoKingsDay
Don't let up. Keep going until the GOP is nothing but a bad memory.
Don't let up. Keep going until the GOP is nothing but a bad memory.
Actually motivated myself to put up the curtain rail I've been meaning to do for nine years.
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Actually motivated myself to put up the curtain rail I've been meaning to do for nine years.
I'd choose the bear over an American, regardless of gender
October 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'd choose the bear over an American, regardless of gender
"What God is he, writes laws of peace, & clothes him in a tempest
What pitying Angel lusts for tears, and fans himself with sighs
What crawling villain preaches abstinence & wraps himself
In fat of lambs? no more I follow, no more obedience pay." -William.Blake, "America: A Prophecy"
What pitying Angel lusts for tears, and fans himself with sighs
What crawling villain preaches abstinence & wraps himself
In fat of lambs? no more I follow, no more obedience pay." -William.Blake, "America: A Prophecy"
October 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"What God is he, writes laws of peace, & clothes him in a tempest
What pitying Angel lusts for tears, and fans himself with sighs
What crawling villain preaches abstinence & wraps himself
In fat of lambs? no more I follow, no more obedience pay." -William.Blake, "America: A Prophecy"
What pitying Angel lusts for tears, and fans himself with sighs
What crawling villain preaches abstinence & wraps himself
In fat of lambs? no more I follow, no more obedience pay." -William.Blake, "America: A Prophecy"
I dreamt of a bridge o'er the Tamar
It opened us up to the east
And the English, they lived in our houses
And the Spanish, they fished in our seas
It opened us up to the east
And the English, they lived in our houses
And the Spanish, they fished in our seas
October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I dreamt of a bridge o'er the Tamar
It opened us up to the east
And the English, they lived in our houses
And the Spanish, they fished in our seas
It opened us up to the east
And the English, they lived in our houses
And the Spanish, they fished in our seas
All those yanks that thought "man if I was in Germany in the '30s I would have done something!" are realising that in fact, they would do nothing at all
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
All those yanks that thought "man if I was in Germany in the '30s I would have done something!" are realising that in fact, they would do nothing at all