Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant
2buoyant.bsky.social
Chaotic, Dangerously Buoyant
@2buoyant.bsky.social
NSFW kink account, no minors. 30's. Expect balloons, inflation, and all sorts of things that send blushy dorks skyward. He/him.
Pinned
.....passed 200 days.....

HUFF
#Formlock time? Let's see how badly you'll keep this racc a big balloon in #AirborneAugust and add on to the ~2 months left from last year...

Every three months additional and I'll give a chance to afflict the racc with a permanent change...

Every ❤️ = 2 hours!
Every 🔁 = 4 hours!
Every 💬 = 6 hours!
I grow tired of the anxiety around me.

I'd rather just be a balloon people use their kinks on to cope with >\>
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
[Chaotic will remember this]
Really I feel as if I am perpetually one day away from being converted into an overly-taut billboard - it would just take one person with a tank of air and a bit of willpower (or even just a well-written contract) and I would become what I was really meant to be in the first place
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I do hope people would tell my autistic self if I'm being too much sometimes
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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The overwhelming urge for a buoyant bad end. To bloat into a helpless sphere and float ever upwards. Tethers pull at your rising form, ropes and wires fraying from attempting to hold down the hot air balloon you've become. One by one they snap as you rise ever higher. Maybe you'll never descend...
February 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sometimes, the mood is to be parade balloon proportions, but tight enough with helium I can't move, stuck in that tethered position, limbs simply too taut to budge in the slightest, yet easily dragged around in the breeze....
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Send me your pressurized, buoyant, hopeless blimp art to totally overwhelm me today
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Increasing need to make Chaotic have canon mostly uncontrolable bubble breath, such a bubblebrain...
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Thoughts keep coming back to ending up a creaking, floating blimp, too taut to move....
January 29, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Permabubbling racc pooltoy >\>
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Racctoy but stuck producing bubbles more than he can force out of his maw and valve till he's a bubbleblimp
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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The inverse picturised:
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 AM
The more people refer to me as bubbleracc or bubbleblimp, the more right it feels >\\>
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Pump after pump…whittling down this brain…this former goat can’t reach the pump anymore-

Think you can?~
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Need to just be a big bloated useless balloon…toyed with…teased…endlessly taunted….rewrite a balloon’s mind >///>
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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I need to be continuously trained and couched to be a good balloon…
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Anyone and everyone is welcome to just dm me and be as ruthless as they’d like, after all. Thats the goal for this balloon~
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Free to bully this racc to be your balloon to your heart's content and then some more~
January 26, 2026 at 8:15 AM
When your subconscious desires for that permablimping are dangerously powerful to make it hard to ignore giving into being that floating, taut blimp...for good.
January 26, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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the balloon who reposted this needs to be filled until they can't hit the button to repost anymore
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Blimp thoughts too strong, call of the all-consuming buoyant pressure too much...
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Gosh I have been terribly down bad lately to be kept as a hopeless balloon, friends taking me as their balloon more than a friend, treated as nothing but their taut, buoyant, ruined blimp...
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Waking up to see the ballooned raccoon on your ceiling, taut and still floating there.

Like he has been for the past month since you put him there. Everyday a few more puffs, watching his helpless gaze sink a bit more into his hide, as you remind him he's that much closer to being just a balloon.
January 25, 2026 at 7:23 AM
That forbidden urge to succumb to the growing pressure to be a helpless permablimp, practically needing to be a balloon on a string, to be totally dominated by the buoyant pressure, and fate entirely in the hands of an owner who might keep the balloon on display or eventually lose it to the sky...
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Steadily losing hold on the ground as the helium pumps in, taunted by the open sky above, your paws unable to reach the hose, the pressure rising to force your limbs out. The leash tied to your muzzle ensuring you can't mutter a word. The other end on a teasing paw, playfully letting it go...
January 25, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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>Be me
>Be at work
>Coworker is talking to me about boring business stuff.
>Me: So belly brained at the moment I can focus on anything else!
Heck heck heck heck!

Doodle of my workday from Texansoda!
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 AM