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Mason
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6' Passing. Friend to many.
Many people saying The Odyssey is Tom Holland's last chance. Many people are completely correct. That boy better put it all out there.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Steely Dan just needs 40 more needle drops like OBAA and people will finally recognize they're the best to ever do it
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Every time I see that dispatch game. I think of you.
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sinners is a thanksgiving movie. Spiritually.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Need someone who follows me on Bluesky to sign up for a podcast where we read all the cosmere books and I sit there enthralled and you see the magic of them through my eyes.
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Somewhere in your greatest friend's mind lives the worst media take you have ever heard.
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If you like Umineko but actually hate battler the only solution is to grow up man
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love Radiohead and never reading a single thing about their beliefs or political endorsements
October 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Lot of people dunking on the pitch for the new Vince Gilligan show but I want you to write a 3 sentence pitch for Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul that don't sound the same. Have faith.
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
We need to do post-mortem studies on the brains of people still rocking with the inflatable T-Rex costume
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
American McGee's Alice in Chains
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Happy it did well enough for a sequel but not enough people talk about how The Black Phone has one of the worst opening 20-30 minutes ever put on screen
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The everyone is 12 now post is going to be relevant forever I really think it's just generational posting
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by Mason
To see a brighter tomorrow.
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
We're ready for Quibi. Run that shit back.
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Cross site qrt to avoid spoiling the homie but to me this is the best locked room in the game. It feels genuinely impossible when you hit it and as soon as you finally get it it becomes the most obvious trick in the world. It's so so so good.
October 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Donating sperm to make an ez deal with the devil where I get a good Umi anime for my first born
October 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Grok's Plan
she said do you grok me I tell her only starlink
October 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Troll Hunter (2010) may be one of the greatest movies ever made
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Objectively very funny that the game that made cosmetic loot boxes pop off was Overwatch. A game where you are only looking at your hands or a weapon
October 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A beautiful woman named Malwarebytes keeps emailing me about an upcoming charge
October 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
[Scrolling by the Umi 20th anniversary cafe announcement and trying to turn my brain off so the image doesn't enter my memory like I just saw gore] Here's how Ciconia can still come out
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Friday night
October 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Philip Seymour Hoffman wherever you are man we still talk about you
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hate to say it but as long as Leo is dating over 18 I think we have to let him get away with it. Literally the only case where talent gives him a pass. He's just electric.
September 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM