Mouserissa 🐭🧀
@2amwife.bsky.social
Silly lil thing that’s married to another silly lil thing ! That’s it that’s my claim to fame
I don’t wanna be rich for a yacht or fancy champagne, I wanna be rich so I can buy front row tickets for my padres to see trans-Siberian orchestra
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don’t wanna be rich for a yacht or fancy champagne, I wanna be rich so I can buy front row tickets for my padres to see trans-Siberian orchestra
Fell asleep a bit watching looney tunes. i think I’m turning into my father
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Fell asleep a bit watching looney tunes. i think I’m turning into my father
We had an amazing, amazing time in Japan 🥹 such a memorable trip, especially since it happened during a big birthday for me! Eternally grateful to have such a sweet and adventurous partner who worked so hard to make this trip happen for us. Thank you my love @2amsoda.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We had an amazing, amazing time in Japan 🥹 such a memorable trip, especially since it happened during a big birthday for me! Eternally grateful to have such a sweet and adventurous partner who worked so hard to make this trip happen for us. Thank you my love @2amsoda.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵
Well it sure took all of mine!
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Well it sure took all of mine!
My bday is next week… if everyone gave me a $1, I’d have so much to buy out the entire chiikawa bakery
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My bday is next week… if everyone gave me a $1, I’d have so much to buy out the entire chiikawa bakery
There’s nothing like missing days on your paycheck right on a Monday morning 🥲🥲🥲
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There’s nothing like missing days on your paycheck right on a Monday morning 🥲🥲🥲
Soda won’t do a James & Mary Sunderland cosplay with me because of, y’know, the implication
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Soda won’t do a James & Mary Sunderland cosplay with me because of, y’know, the implication
Was reminded today that for the first like 2 years of my relationship, I 100% thought @2amsoda.bsky.social came up with the song “Walk the Dinosaur”
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Was reminded today that for the first like 2 years of my relationship, I 100% thought @2amsoda.bsky.social came up with the song “Walk the Dinosaur”
Fuck it, Mexican Luigi statue for only $10.99
September 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fuck it, Mexican Luigi statue for only $10.99
Now I’ve seen many a student walk in super tardy in my day, but never have I seen one come in with 30 minutes left of class and immediately hook up his ankle monitor to charge
August 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Now I’ve seen many a student walk in super tardy in my day, but never have I seen one come in with 30 minutes left of class and immediately hook up his ankle monitor to charge
Watching Hoarders and this cat just stole the show of this episode, like why is he just next to the pickles???
August 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Watching Hoarders and this cat just stole the show of this episode, like why is he just next to the pickles???
I go back to work tomorrow so im enjoying a last day of vacay lunch… he wants my wingstop so bad. But also he doesn’t realize I’m gonna be gone everyday again…
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I go back to work tomorrow so im enjoying a last day of vacay lunch… he wants my wingstop so bad. But also he doesn’t realize I’m gonna be gone everyday again…
Life with a kitty is so funny. When it’s just me at home, Pluto will meow a lil for his dinner time, but mostly he’ll come and make biscuits on me until it’s time. With soda he starts meowing up to 2 hours before and will attack the legs if you get too close to the kitchen
July 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Life with a kitty is so funny. When it’s just me at home, Pluto will meow a lil for his dinner time, but mostly he’ll come and make biscuits on me until it’s time. With soda he starts meowing up to 2 hours before and will attack the legs if you get too close to the kitchen
Naruto AMV- Live Like You Were Dying Tim McGraw (Lyrics) [SasuNaru]
July 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Naruto AMV- Live Like You Were Dying Tim McGraw (Lyrics) [SasuNaru]
Going back to my roots (buying invader zim graphic tees)
July 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Going back to my roots (buying invader zim graphic tees)
Looking at beautiful photos of my mom in her 30s, the age I’m approaching, hoping I look that great but unfortunately I’ve been cursed with my dads face
July 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Looking at beautiful photos of my mom in her 30s, the age I’m approaching, hoping I look that great but unfortunately I’ve been cursed with my dads face
Went sniffing around the wares of my local bath and body works semi annual sale yesterday and today I’m broke out in a face rash
Oh no
Oh no
June 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Went sniffing around the wares of my local bath and body works semi annual sale yesterday and today I’m broke out in a face rash
Oh no
Oh no
For nearly an entire year, Soda used to send me this every single Saturday. Never at the same time. Didn’t know when to expect it. We’re not even parents.
June 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For nearly an entire year, Soda used to send me this every single Saturday. Never at the same time. Didn’t know when to expect it. We’re not even parents.
SETTING: home, in the living room
SODA and RISSA sit, ready to play a game. RISSA notices an ad for a game with a busty anime girl and begins to make fun of it.
RISSA: (robotic) THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN FIVE SECONDS
SODA: That’s not fast enough!!
END SCENE
SODA and RISSA sit, ready to play a game. RISSA notices an ad for a game with a busty anime girl and begins to make fun of it.
RISSA: (robotic) THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN FIVE SECONDS
SODA: That’s not fast enough!!
END SCENE
June 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
SETTING: home, in the living room
SODA and RISSA sit, ready to play a game. RISSA notices an ad for a game with a busty anime girl and begins to make fun of it.
RISSA: (robotic) THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN FIVE SECONDS
SODA: That’s not fast enough!!
END SCENE
SODA and RISSA sit, ready to play a game. RISSA notices an ad for a game with a busty anime girl and begins to make fun of it.
RISSA: (robotic) THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN FIVE SECONDS
SODA: That’s not fast enough!!
END SCENE
OMG THIS IS AMAZING!!! 🥹🥹🥹 and very very accurate (except we take turns napping on the doghouse)
This is how I imagine @2amsoda.bsky.social and @2amwife.bsky.social are at home
May 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
OMG THIS IS AMAZING!!! 🥹🥹🥹 and very very accurate (except we take turns napping on the doghouse)
Celebratory end of the school year dinner at AYCE sushi, DDR music playing and the conversation is about the 2023 titan sub implosion #summervacayvibes
May 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Celebratory end of the school year dinner at AYCE sushi, DDR music playing and the conversation is about the 2023 titan sub implosion #summervacayvibes
When I say “take me back ❤️” this is what I mean
May 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When I say “take me back ❤️” this is what I mean
Plotting how to annoy my spouse today…
May 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Plotting how to annoy my spouse today…
Was reminded today that I own the bootleg Brother Bear/Final Fantasy DVD
May 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Was reminded today that I own the bootleg Brother Bear/Final Fantasy DVD
Hehe thank you everyone who came to @2amsoda.bsky.social return stream! Totally them playing peggle, yeah totally 👁️👁️ #letherpeg
May 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hehe thank you everyone who came to @2amsoda.bsky.social return stream! Totally them playing peggle, yeah totally 👁️👁️ #letherpeg