OU812
@1locochaz.bsky.social
Extensive knowledge of various alien customs, societies, and cultures, and considerable knowledge about cosmic abstracts, such as Oblivion.
Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she's going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch 😅
March 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she's going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch 😅
If you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket
March 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If you don't use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket
That hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together…
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together…
The USA's stock market is crashing so badly, it's almost as if the country is being run by someone who went bankrupt 6 times.
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The USA's stock market is crashing so badly, it's almost as if the country is being run by someone who went bankrupt 6 times.
Shoutout to people who wash the dishes but leave the big pot to "soak."
You’re not fooling anyone😑
You’re not fooling anyone😑
March 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Shoutout to people who wash the dishes but leave the big pot to "soak."
You’re not fooling anyone😑
You’re not fooling anyone😑
If you weigh 200 lbs on Earth, you only weigh 84 lbs on Mars, and 13 lbs on Pluto. So you're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet. 🤷🏻♂️
March 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you weigh 200 lbs on Earth, you only weigh 84 lbs on Mars, and 13 lbs on Pluto. So you're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet. 🤷🏻♂️
I accidentally used the dog’s shampoo this morning but I feel like such a good boy now.
February 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I accidentally used the dog’s shampoo this morning but I feel like such a good boy now.
🤔 …why Subway asking for a tip.. bro we literally made this sandwich together!
February 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
🤔 …why Subway asking for a tip.. bro we literally made this sandwich together!
When did firing park rangers, scientists and air traffic controllers become a better idea than simply taxing billionaires?
February 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When did firing park rangers, scientists and air traffic controllers become a better idea than simply taxing billionaires?
Tupac once said:
"Just because you lost me as a friend doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger than that. I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table"
"Just because you lost me as a friend doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger than that. I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table"
February 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Tupac once said:
"Just because you lost me as a friend doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger than that. I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table"
"Just because you lost me as a friend doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger than that. I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table"
Long Live the Prince!
OZZY OSBOURNE Will Only Do 'Little Bits And Pieces' With BLACK SABBATH At Farewell Concert
OZZY OSBOURNE Will Only Do 'Little Bits And Pieces' With BLACK SABBATH At Farewell Concert
Ozzy Osbourne has confirmed that he will just be doing "little bits and pieces" with BLACK SABBATH during his final gig. Ozzy announced his last-ever performance on February 5, revealing that the orig...
blabbermouth.net
February 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Long Live the Prince!
Sandler Rocks!
February 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sandler Rocks!
A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips!
a little girl laying on a pile of chips
ALT: a little girl laying on a pile of chips
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A real Smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips!
“Prejudice is an emotional commitment to ignorance.”
February 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
“Prejudice is an emotional commitment to ignorance.”
