The Big Cheese
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“hearing a weezer song without my consent” is sentence of the week, AND a sentence im pretty sure almost no one has said
February 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
“hearing a weezer song without my consent” is sentence of the week, AND a sentence im pretty sure almost no one has said
i only have so many spoons to keep continuously pushing. my perseverance alone should be enough that i push very hard
February 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
i only have so many spoons to keep continuously pushing. my perseverance alone should be enough that i push very hard
fuck marry kill: fuck, marry, kill
February 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
fuck marry kill: fuck, marry, kill
how come is it okay to name your willy, but it’s not okay to name the fella’s willy at the urinals
February 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
how come is it okay to name your willy, but it’s not okay to name the fella’s willy at the urinals
#NowPlaying: foreign affair - Tom Waits - Foreign Affairs
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
#NowPlaying: foreign affair - Tom Waits - Foreign Affairs
nightmare backwash rotation
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
nightmare backwash rotation
i’ll add on to this as this: if the creator does apologize for something general, the reply i usually see is that the fan doesnt mind, or even likes the “general”. that’s a message with positive intentions behind it, thank you. however, the issue of WHY i feel sorry isn’t being addressed (1/?)
whenever i see a big creator give an update on their health (usually bad news), and apologizes for their lack of uploads, there’s always that comment from a few people that will go “please take a break. *we’ll* miss you. *we’ll* wait for you to come back.” (1/3)
February 15, 2026 at 8:05 AM
i’ll add on to this as this: if the creator does apologize for something general, the reply i usually see is that the fan doesnt mind, or even likes the “general”. that’s a message with positive intentions behind it, thank you. however, the issue of WHY i feel sorry isn’t being addressed (1/?)
football commentators but for courtroom verdicts
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
football commentators but for courtroom verdicts
im happy for you, and im content with your decision, im speaking for my own personal feelings on this:
(free roaming) pets are a bigger responsibility than im willing to take. $$$ for vets, grieving, if theyre a piece of shit, yada yada yada. it is not worth the money decrease to have a pet.
(free roaming) pets are a bigger responsibility than im willing to take. $$$ for vets, grieving, if theyre a piece of shit, yada yada yada. it is not worth the money decrease to have a pet.
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
im happy for you, and im content with your decision, im speaking for my own personal feelings on this:
(free roaming) pets are a bigger responsibility than im willing to take. $$$ for vets, grieving, if theyre a piece of shit, yada yada yada. it is not worth the money decrease to have a pet.
(free roaming) pets are a bigger responsibility than im willing to take. $$$ for vets, grieving, if theyre a piece of shit, yada yada yada. it is not worth the money decrease to have a pet.
wildcat seeing the mount chilliad clip for the 50th time this month:
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 AM
wildcat seeing the mount chilliad clip for the 50th time this month:
safewords lose its purpose when it doesnt flow out the mouth smoothly
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 AM
safewords lose its purpose when it doesnt flow out the mouth smoothly
cereal is a better snack food than it is a breakfast food
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
cereal is a better snack food than it is a breakfast food
chuck e cheese ticket blaster except its a vacuum, and the valve opens at max
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 AM
chuck e cheese ticket blaster except its a vacuum, and the valve opens at max
psychology that i feel:
30 sec ad with a skip after 5 sec, im content
5 sec ad, im annoyed
30 sec ad with a skip after 5 sec, im content
5 sec ad, im annoyed
February 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
psychology that i feel:
30 sec ad with a skip after 5 sec, im content
5 sec ad, im annoyed
30 sec ad with a skip after 5 sec, im content
5 sec ad, im annoyed
corporations have been on an exponentially increasing manic episode for the last couple of… a long time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
corporations have been on an exponentially increasing manic episode for the last couple of… a long time.
if anyone wants to do some quick math, if someone does around 1000-1500 sit ups back to back in around a half hour, how quick is one sit up, and is that feasible?
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
if anyone wants to do some quick math, if someone does around 1000-1500 sit ups back to back in around a half hour, how quick is one sit up, and is that feasible?
ALL the ladies love a financial planner
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ALL the ladies love a financial planner
rare aesthetic: caveman eyebrows
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 AM
rare aesthetic: caveman eyebrows
horseshadowing is the concept of the eventual horse that comes into the picture
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 AM
horseshadowing is the concept of the eventual horse that comes into the picture
i listened to one kid rock album. someone in my life described him as “you have to be drunk to like his music”
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
i listened to one kid rock album. someone in my life described him as “you have to be drunk to like his music”
i know -ard is somewhat distained as a suffix because of negative words associated with it, but imo nothing is as devastating as -rhea. its such a good suffix, but you’ll know exactly what im talking about with -rhea.
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i know -ard is somewhat distained as a suffix because of negative words associated with it, but imo nothing is as devastating as -rhea. its such a good suffix, but you’ll know exactly what im talking about with -rhea.
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i, apparently, forgot what simon cowell sounded like
February 9, 2026 at 6:41 AM
i, apparently, forgot what simon cowell sounded like
most underrated push in markiplier’s career was the existence of caspie1405. the amount of levels they put out for multiple creators (really mark and jack), and the amount of times it was showcased made it pretty notable to the series. iron lung probably wouldnt have been the same if not for caspie.
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
most underrated push in markiplier’s career was the existence of caspie1405. the amount of levels they put out for multiple creators (really mark and jack), and the amount of times it was showcased made it pretty notable to the series. iron lung probably wouldnt have been the same if not for caspie.
just saw an eyebrow ad. it looks like one of those roller stamps that makes instant eyebrows and they test it above the real eyebrows, making two sets of eyebrows. man…
February 7, 2026 at 9:20 AM
just saw an eyebrow ad. it looks like one of those roller stamps that makes instant eyebrows and they test it above the real eyebrows, making two sets of eyebrows. man…