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Meghan Tutolo 👽✨

Writer, alien, cat lady, (bad) comic, moto rider, moon, artist, activist, recovering adjunct, Leo, lover, browsy-browser with a side of sour gummies… always playing with broken glass.
Thanks for coming out to Handmade Arcade! What a great market! Loved getting to see everyone and sell some goods. Hope everyone loves their gifts! ☃️❤️✨

#pittsburgh #handmadearcade #1flychicken
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I've been paying on my student debt for 15+ years... without pause (even during the COVID forbearance). At 40, I have rarely worked less than two jobs, yet still, I have $40,000 in debt to pay off.

I now have two practically useless writing degrees. Do I keep paying the Dept. of Education?
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What a night. So much fun being a clown, I swear. Thanks for supporting local comedy. ✨🤘🤡

#nextstopcomedy
#pittsburghcomedy
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I just want to know the reason for not releasing The Epstein Files.
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by 1flychicken
Nothing but net
September 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Even if y'all are racists and/or Republican, there's got to be a better mascot.
September 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Over here wondering when we're going to stop this dictator from taking even more away from us.
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just shipped off this cutie Boo Portrait.

Did that rose up in lead and solder, a horrible time. Today I'm going to attempt cutting copper and soldering. Stay tuned! Hah.

#stainedglass #spookyart
September 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Living in one of the worst years (def Top 3) of my lifetime. It's probably no coincidence that the larger plane is also crumbling, which adds to the guilt of looking inward.

I feel like a cardboard cutout of myself.

In this secret sad, it's so easy to become a lonely hermit crab. 🐚
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Never forget the Epstein files...

#epstein #theepsteinfiles #pedopresident
September 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm sure the field of writing/editing isn't the only one in which laypeople think they're an expert, but OH BOY, am I annoyed at coworkers that question my expertise.

It IS a good opportunity for me to pull out terms like "object of the preposition" and "dangling participle," tho.
September 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I never thought anyone could look uncool on a motorcycle, and then I saw a gray-haired goat on a Harley wearing a bicycle helmet.
August 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
In a rare moment of sharing, I say I'm nervous for a standup show tonight. Her response?

"Why? You've done it before."

🤪

(What's it like to have a parent that cares, you guys? Haha)
August 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Only got one snap in at the night market on Saturday, but so grateful for the visits and the support. ❤️

#pittsburgh
August 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.

I know they're trying to distract us, but let's keep this one on a front burner.

#theepsteinfiles #epstein
August 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Witnessed on a local Facebook group:

Person 1: "Watch out, everyone. I work at a clinic in Pittsburgh. HIV is on the rise."

Person 2: "Real bad! Herpes too! Please be safe."

Person 3: "Herpes is a part of HIV, silly."

Yoooooooo. ☠️
August 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The people you keep around you dictate your energy in ways you may not understand.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I know the 90s have returned, which is just a reincarnation of the 70s, sooooo...

Where are the California Raisins? 🥺
a group of cartoon characters are dancing on a table .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are dancing on a table .
media.tenor.com
August 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I don't keep up with pop culture, so it was just today that I found out Dr. Phil supports the orange fascist. As if he had any credibility before... 😬
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Remember when you could just buy a thing at a store and not have to read 900 reviews about it first? Those were the days.
August 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It's so trite to say at this point but people show you who they are. Every time.

We all make mistakes, but it's how you handle them that makes all the difference.

If they double down on why or how they hurt you, move on.

Promise.
August 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Turned 40. Now what?

If I start eating dinner at 430, take me out. 🙃

(Yes, I made a pineapple upside-down cake for my 40th, so basically I'm like an 80 year old.)
August 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm not going to dwell on this, because the argument is obvious, but hurting artists, makers and small businesses on Etsy to get to "the bad guy" only shows how misguided Americans are.

Let's focus this type of hate and energy on the trash itself. Better yet, let's lift up the "good guys."
July 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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You can rationalize it however you want but staying on twitter is a terrible choice. It is not the “town square.” It is the world’s disease-ridden dump. You don’t need to be there to think critically or write relevantly or stay abreast of current events.
July 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM