Writer, alien, cat lady, (bad) comic, moto rider, moon, artist, activist, recovering adjunct, Leo, lover, browsy-browser with a side of sour gummies… always playing with broken glass.
#pittsburgh #handmadearcade #1flychicken
#pittsburgh #handmadearcade #1flychicken
I now have two practically useless writing degrees. Do I keep paying the Dept. of Education?
I now have two practically useless writing degrees. Do I keep paying the Dept. of Education?
#nextstopcomedy
#pittsburghcomedy
#nextstopcomedy
#pittsburghcomedy
Did that rose up in lead and solder, a horrible time. Today I'm going to attempt cutting copper and soldering. Stay tuned! Hah.
#stainedglass #spookyart
Did that rose up in lead and solder, a horrible time. Today I'm going to attempt cutting copper and soldering. Stay tuned! Hah.
#stainedglass #spookyart
I feel like a cardboard cutout of myself.
In this secret sad, it's so easy to become a lonely hermit crab. 🐚
I feel like a cardboard cutout of myself.
In this secret sad, it's so easy to become a lonely hermit crab. 🐚
It IS a good opportunity for me to pull out terms like "object of the preposition" and "dangling participle," tho.
It IS a good opportunity for me to pull out terms like "object of the preposition" and "dangling participle," tho.
"Why? You've done it before."
🤪
(What's it like to have a parent that cares, you guys? Haha)
"Why? You've done it before."
🤪
(What's it like to have a parent that cares, you guys? Haha)
#pittsburgh
#pittsburgh
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
I know they're trying to distract us, but let's keep this one on a front burner.
#theepsteinfiles #epstein
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
The Epstein Files.
I know they're trying to distract us, but let's keep this one on a front burner.
#theepsteinfiles #epstein
Person 1: "Watch out, everyone. I work at a clinic in Pittsburgh. HIV is on the rise."
Person 2: "Real bad! Herpes too! Please be safe."
Person 3: "Herpes is a part of HIV, silly."
Yoooooooo. ☠️
Person 1: "Watch out, everyone. I work at a clinic in Pittsburgh. HIV is on the rise."
Person 2: "Real bad! Herpes too! Please be safe."
Person 3: "Herpes is a part of HIV, silly."
Yoooooooo. ☠️
Where are the California Raisins? 🥺
Where are the California Raisins? 🥺
We all make mistakes, but it's how you handle them that makes all the difference.
If they double down on why or how they hurt you, move on.
Promise.
We all make mistakes, but it's how you handle them that makes all the difference.
If they double down on why or how they hurt you, move on.
Promise.
If I start eating dinner at 430, take me out. 🙃
(Yes, I made a pineapple upside-down cake for my 40th, so basically I'm like an 80 year old.)
If I start eating dinner at 430, take me out. 🙃
(Yes, I made a pineapple upside-down cake for my 40th, so basically I'm like an 80 year old.)
Let's focus this type of hate and energy on the trash itself. Better yet, let's lift up the "good guys."
Let's focus this type of hate and energy on the trash itself. Better yet, let's lift up the "good guys."