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conniving eunuch
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she/they // @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social
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TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT! Come thru and play some Magic with friends. It’ll be a night to remember also PLZ VOTE
NEXT TUESDAY, 11/4, A DECISION MUST BE MADE. WILL YOU PLAY CUBE OR EDH AT QUEER MAGIC NIGHT???? COME TO BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT AT 7PM TO PARTICIPATE IN HISTORY. ALSO PLS VOTE!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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we had a record-breaking turnout for our QUEER MAGIC NIGHT last night! thank you to everyone who came, and it was so sick seeing everyone in costume :) can’t wait for the next one on NOVEMBER 4TH!!!!
October 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I'm selling stickers to help pay for my transition because trans healthcare ain't cheap! Save 20% by buying the bundle of 5 designs or 20 of any combination of stickers.

nyc-mtg.myshopify.com

don't like stickers? patreon.com/NYC_MTG to support me a different way! Reposts appreciated ❤️
October 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is ur sign to join my eunuch council
October 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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We're excited this month to host a COSTUME CONTEST! Come through in your scariest costume, your funniest joke, or that one niche film reference that no one else will get! We'll have prizes for our favorite costumes AND we'll be raffling off some goodies throughout the night!
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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WAKE UP HONEY, IT'S OCTOBER AND THAT MEANS TIME FOR LOTUS BLOOM!!! COME THROUGH TO BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT ON 10/7 AT 7PM TO GATHER SOME MAGIC!!!
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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so: what do we need you to do? two things.

1.call your D/I senators. find contact info here: reps.fyi

what do we need you to say? try the call script below. adapt it; make it your own! there are bailout points written in, in case you get nervous. but please *call.* 🧵
September 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
would you look at that, cat’s in the cradle again. and i bet- yup. there it is folks. it’s got the silver spoon
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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this is a gentle reminder that you can hire me to produce live stream coverage for your Magic event (i travel too!)
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I would burn timothee chalamet out in 4 turns. Chain Lightning face. He feels like hes drowning. Lightning Bolt your blocker of course he’s tapped out. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang Fireblast. Youre at 0. You were was always at 0. Youve been 0-2 since the day you were born
September 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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LOTUS BLOOM TOMORROW NITE AT BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT! 7PM! RSVP IN OUR DISCORDDDD THANKS I LOVE YOU
September 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i know i don’t pass cause i only shoot #chaser
August 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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this trans woman was taken into ICE custody tonight over a 3-year old weed charge. she faces torture in men’s detention centers or self-deportation and leaving behind everything she knows (if she can afford that option). please support if you’re able
August 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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$14 away from $1,500!! Can we reach our goal of $2,000 before the end of the event?? Donate down below!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/cube-for-a...
Donate to Cube For A Cause SS25 for Make The Road NY, organized by Scott Mirtsopoulos
Hi, I’m Scott Mirtsopoulos of Upkeep New York, and I’m hoping you'll joi… Scott Mirtsopoulos needs your support for Cube For A Cause SS25 for Make The Road NY
www.gofundme.com
August 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it’s ur duty to break into every abandoned toys r us u see. they cask of amantillo’ed jeffrey the giraffe in one of them. only u can save him
August 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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our little community has grown so fast in just four months!!! :) if you’re a queer NYC Magic player come play with us!
a record THIRTY-ONE in attendance for our Queer Magic Night tonight!!!
August 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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come through and draft ROOMIE CUBE or play EDH at our monthly Queer Magic Nights at Brooklyn Game Knight! Next one is 8/5 at 7pm, join our Discord to RSVP!!!
July 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
it’s actually good there r no drafts on bluesky. thats anti-imperialist praxis
July 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The digital edition of Picnic Vol. 1 is pay-what-you-want, (truly feel free to pay $0) but anything you decide to give goes right back into our mission of paying trans writers, photographers, and illustrators to do work we're all proud of

we love you,
-almita
July 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
you mess with the horns, you get the whole rest of the bull
July 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i can’t be trusted with a gun, i’d want to do bits with it. and obviously the bits would be funnier if the gun was loaded
July 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
DATE IDEA

Me: bound to my mother’s throne, spilling family secrets under hypnotic compulsion

My thoughtwardens, guardians of my body and mind: slain on my antechamber floor

you, assassin: thinking i’m prettier than you expected and wondering if my escape pod seats two

DM ME
July 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i’m gonna be more active here bringing you more of the good content that you like to enjoy 👍 if you follow me on twitter pls bear with me while i shamelessly repost my favorite tweets here for clout and notoriety
July 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM