Out loud: "Of course I don't mind. No, we can hold it down. No, don't worry about it. Pfft, I get one whole helper just for the cold side? Easy."

In my head: ...

Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams

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"I looked at the board and I was like, there's nothing more they can do to me."

"Aw, I feel you, man. At that point ..."

"It was fried rice all the way down."

"... uh, fried what?"

Weezer: Undone - The Sweater Song

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"I am so not ready to cook dinner."

"You got this, bro. Let's get amped up! Whoo!"

AC/DC: For Those About to Wok

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"To be honest, I'm not cooking to chase some kind of 'Perfect Day,' but it's not good enough if we're just 'Hangin' Round,' either."

"So, what comes after that?"

Lou Reed: Wok on the Wild Side

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When the fragrant chilies are making everyone cry in a 10-foot radius. "Seems to me you just turn your pretty head and ..."

Phish: Wok Away

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"So, what do we do with this thing, drizzle some oil? Get the pan screamin' hot ... then what?"
Aerosmith: Wok This Way
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"We do this every day."
Johnny Cash: I Wok the Line
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