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𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝚑𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛, 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚎, 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝, 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎.
September 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Im the Dragon Ball Z fusion of Marty and Rust from True Detective season 1
September 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Fortnite and seven years ago...
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard, wait until you see the results of not having them.
September 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Windows in the airplane bathroom——- why not??
August 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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You’re in her DM’s. We’re recording EP II in my den’s closet. We are not the same.
August 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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she'll be coming round the mountain when she WHAT???
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The urge to bingeplay Castlevania: Symphony of the Night again
August 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wow i sure do love video games, anime, synths, electric guitars and computers
July 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I dont need some turkey tellin me that i aint country
July 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bruh
July 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
25,000 lighters on my dresser yessir
July 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I feel like Bomberman 64
July 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Inspiring fear in someone you hate because they have harmed people you love INVIGORATES ME
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm gonna need everyone who voted for the big beautiful bill to open wide and suck it from the back
July 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One of the most insidious things about brainwashing is that in can actually *feel* wrong to defy your programming when you dont have solid *reasoning* to defy it.
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I love reposting propaganda
July 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Been unable to listen to youtube essays while doing my job because my job already involves heavy use of the linguistic part of my brain, but I've been trying listening to said essays at half speed at said job and now I'm just distracted by the fact that it's funnier because they sound drunk.
July 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Nah yea it's totally normal for the US government to revoke the visa of an artist for criticizing another government's military apparatus
July 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I need my thoughts to be read by the CIA
June 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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We’re playing a fest in Little Rock (with The Mall!!!) next month and had to submit a band bio. Dusted off that ol playwriting degree for this one 💅
June 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My doctor is the band New Radicals and they told me i got the dreamer's disease
June 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Found out im adopted and that these are my real parents
May 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Long live the new fresh kicks
May 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM