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I got banned from [redacted] for telling [redacted] to [redacted] himself
my favorite brand of tinned mackerel was discontinued i'm gonna do something drastic
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my favorite brand of tinned mackerel was discontinued i'm gonna do something drastic
Having mommy issues is awesome
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Having mommy issues is awesome
9 am. man pulls a slightly smushed twix out of his pocket. Devours one bar and then another. That’s his breakfast. Fucking awesome
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
9 am. man pulls a slightly smushed twix out of his pocket. Devours one bar and then another. That’s his breakfast. Fucking awesome
i'm more AI-neutral than my peers but jesus christ brands need to stop using GPT to generate artwork. it's immediately noticeable from the weird piss filter they put on everything and it just looks BAD
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i'm more AI-neutral than my peers but jesus christ brands need to stop using GPT to generate artwork. it's immediately noticeable from the weird piss filter they put on everything and it just looks BAD
James Watson died at the ripe old age of 97…good riddance bitch…as a benevolent race scientist I disown him
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
James Watson died at the ripe old age of 97…good riddance bitch…as a benevolent race scientist I disown him
You will never get me to care about Tim Robinson
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You will never get me to care about Tim Robinson
glen Powell with dark hair looks like Pete buttegieg
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
glen Powell with dark hair looks like Pete buttegieg
Woman next to me on the subway has been formulating her Popeyes mobile order for at least ten minutes. I’m so excited for her to get off the train and pick it up
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Woman next to me on the subway has been formulating her Popeyes mobile order for at least ten minutes. I’m so excited for her to get off the train and pick it up
Not to be trad but I just smelled glossier you on a guy…what are we doing here
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not to be trad but I just smelled glossier you on a guy…what are we doing here
Free will maxxing today. Put a single ladleful of lobster bisque into my Whole Foods hot bar clam chowder. Eating it shirtless in front of the water. Who gives a fuck
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Free will maxxing today. Put a single ladleful of lobster bisque into my Whole Foods hot bar clam chowder. Eating it shirtless in front of the water. Who gives a fuck
An open concept bathroom would be awesome
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
An open concept bathroom would be awesome
they should put sydney sweeney in jail
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
they should put sydney sweeney in jail
Frontman of Bar Italia is Turkish. Incorporating this into my unspecified unified theory
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Frontman of Bar Italia is Turkish. Incorporating this into my unspecified unified theory
I MADE THIS WIN HAPPEN
I think 2025 is finally the year it stops being cringe to be South Asian thank god
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I MADE THIS WIN HAPPEN
Sometimes I get the musical ick from Waxahatchee because in some songs she’ll do these vocal affectations that make her sound like the female Nate Ruess. sorry
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes I get the musical ick from Waxahatchee because in some songs she’ll do these vocal affectations that make her sound like the female Nate Ruess. sorry
Brought a calorically dense baked treat to the dimes square adjacent gathering as a show of resistance/sabotage/cruelty/love?
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Brought a calorically dense baked treat to the dimes square adjacent gathering as a show of resistance/sabotage/cruelty/love?
Legally everyone should have to do 2 and a half semesters of community college before entering the “real world”
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Legally everyone should have to do 2 and a half semesters of community college before entering the “real world”
Never gonna watch it but the subway ads for the newest Now You See Me film are sublime, the most unusual assortment of men (Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, and of course, Jesse Eisenberg), one after another, faces suspended in glimmering crystal
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Never gonna watch it but the subway ads for the newest Now You See Me film are sublime, the most unusual assortment of men (Woody Harrelson, Dave Franco, and of course, Jesse Eisenberg), one after another, faces suspended in glimmering crystal
Yoshi’s cloaca
November 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Yoshi’s cloaca
Hooray, quirked up white lady knit/crochet hijab season is upon us in ridgewood once more…
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hooray, quirked up white lady knit/crochet hijab season is upon us in ridgewood once more…
There’s nothing stopping me from photoshopping my head onto the body of a harbor seal
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There’s nothing stopping me from photoshopping my head onto the body of a harbor seal
yesterday I fully had a breast out while sunbathing in Hudson River park for who knows how long. Sorry tourist children and evil joggers. Just kidding: I don’t care!
October 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
yesterday I fully had a breast out while sunbathing in Hudson River park for who knows how long. Sorry tourist children and evil joggers. Just kidding: I don’t care!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sjxY... I NEED TO BE BACK IN SCOTLAND SO BAD
The Pastels - Check My Heart (Official Video)
YouTube video by Domino Recording Co.
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October 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sjxY... I NEED TO BE BACK IN SCOTLAND SO BAD
I find it quite refreshing how bad recommendation algorithms are. I was getting tired of getting pegged so perfectly by the computer (and not in the good way)
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I find it quite refreshing how bad recommendation algorithms are. I was getting tired of getting pegged so perfectly by the computer (and not in the good way)
I pass by this place frequently and I’m so fascinated by the choice to call their food merely ”okay.” Moreover I finally looked at the menu and the food looks far more than merely okay. It looks great!
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I pass by this place frequently and I’m so fascinated by the choice to call their food merely ”okay.” Moreover I finally looked at the menu and the food looks far more than merely okay. It looks great!