Spade
@11spades.net
◤ Computer Mage ◢◤ Bookworm ◢◤ Inept Creative ◢
they call me young mercury because prolonged exposure will drive you insane
December 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
they call me young mercury because prolonged exposure will drive you insane
Discovering that there's a lot more peanut butter in my room than there should be
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Discovering that there's a lot more peanut butter in my room than there should be
Causing interplanetary industrial havok with repurposed bipedal construction equipment with @duskseraphim.bsky.social over at www.twitch.tv/11spades_ and www.twitch.tv/DuskSeraphim respectively.
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September 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Causing interplanetary industrial havok with repurposed bipedal construction equipment with @duskseraphim.bsky.social over at www.twitch.tv/11spades_ and www.twitch.tv/DuskSeraphim respectively.
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@twowordhorror.bsky.social
(un)just encasing
(un)just encasing
August 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@twowordhorror.bsky.social
(un)just encasing
(un)just encasing
I wonder what the smallest allowable change for a revolution is. A complete change of structure typically requires revolution (by way of overriding existing paths to change), but can you go smaller? Can you have a revolution to change exactly one policy?
August 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I wonder what the smallest allowable change for a revolution is. A complete change of structure typically requires revolution (by way of overriding existing paths to change), but can you go smaller? Can you have a revolution to change exactly one policy?
An apology is most meaningful after you act so insane that it appears that you are unable to tell that you're doing something wrong.
August 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
An apology is most meaningful after you act so insane that it appears that you are unable to tell that you're doing something wrong.
News from on high; Epic Games will be retiring Easy Anti-cheat and shifting development efforts to their new project, "Hard" Anti-cheat. Executives claim that this move will "like, totally filter casual developers," citing a need to establish "a ranked, competitive games marketplace."
August 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
News from on high; Epic Games will be retiring Easy Anti-cheat and shifting development efforts to their new project, "Hard" Anti-cheat. Executives claim that this move will "like, totally filter casual developers," citing a need to establish "a ranked, competitive games marketplace."
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I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat
June 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I found a 2GB SD card in the parking lot outside of our office and I swear the only thing on it is a game boy camera photo of a cat
It always irritates me when I read the word "impacted." If you were speaking, you would have said "affected," not "impacted," and you're a coward for trying to avoid learning which word to use and when. Did an unexpected shift in the economic tailwinds *physically slam into your revenue*?
April 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It always irritates me when I read the word "impacted." If you were speaking, you would have said "affected," not "impacted," and you're a coward for trying to avoid learning which word to use and when. Did an unexpected shift in the economic tailwinds *physically slam into your revenue*?
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April 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Given all the ruckus with LLM scrapers, I have to wonder whether they are IPV6 enabled. If not, I think it'd be hilarious to see migration finally occur as a short-term, last-ditch attempt to escape the ravenous wave of spiders
March 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Given all the ruckus with LLM scrapers, I have to wonder whether they are IPV6 enabled. If not, I think it'd be hilarious to see migration finally occur as a short-term, last-ditch attempt to escape the ravenous wave of spiders
A very happy wolf moon to all the witches out there
January 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A very happy wolf moon to all the witches out there
Why the fuck did Assassin's Creed Unity get an update in 2024. Who are they paying to still work on this???
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Why the fuck did Assassin's Creed Unity get an update in 2024. Who are they paying to still work on this???
Convinced that my Brita is magic. I put water in a small little tray at the top, and almost double the volume ends up in the tank. Crazy shit.
November 18, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Convinced that my Brita is magic. I put water in a small little tray at the top, and almost double the volume ends up in the tank. Crazy shit.
My body is a machine that turns two proximal pounds of Worther's Originals into two pounds of body fat
November 14, 2024 at 4:18 PM
My body is a machine that turns two proximal pounds of Worther's Originals into two pounds of body fat
When you think about it, the existence of cotton candy flavored (ice cream, lollipops, rock candy) is insane. It's just candy trying to be other candy.
November 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
When you think about it, the existence of cotton candy flavored (ice cream, lollipops, rock candy) is insane. It's just candy trying to be other candy.
God I love insurance. I want nothing more than to wake up to a bill that is orders of magnitude larger than what I was told it would be (on three separate occasions), four months after the service was rendered. I love spending hours on the phone, answering the same question, for no real resolve.
November 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM
God I love insurance. I want nothing more than to wake up to a bill that is orders of magnitude larger than what I was told it would be (on three separate occasions), four months after the service was rendered. I love spending hours on the phone, answering the same question, for no real resolve.
Misspelled "Stockfish" as "Stockfuck," and I think it's just over for me as a person
November 13, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Misspelled "Stockfish" as "Stockfuck," and I think it's just over for me as a person
Why do they call it the intelligence community if it's so compartmentalized and everyone's trying to fuck each-other over
November 13, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Why do they call it the intelligence community if it's so compartmentalized and everyone's trying to fuck each-other over
People say it's gonna be nuclear war or artificial general intelligence. I think it's gonna be New Prion Disease. I will not elaborate.
November 12, 2024 at 4:27 AM
People say it's gonna be nuclear war or artificial general intelligence. I think it's gonna be New Prion Disease. I will not elaborate.
Is it irrational to value a large continuous block of free time over two smaller blocks of free time?
November 11, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Is it irrational to value a large continuous block of free time over two smaller blocks of free time?
Woke up and my shower is on Dante Must Die mode
November 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Woke up and my shower is on Dante Must Die mode
The visceral horror of hearing New Sounds from the elevator
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The visceral horror of hearing New Sounds from the elevator
When you think about it, it's a small miracle that glass is chemically stable enough to contain most acids and bases.
Like, we could just as easily live in a world where the first chemists just fucking died because normal liquid containers weren't up to the job.
Like, we could just as easily live in a world where the first chemists just fucking died because normal liquid containers weren't up to the job.
November 9, 2024 at 4:48 PM
When you think about it, it's a small miracle that glass is chemically stable enough to contain most acids and bases.
Like, we could just as easily live in a world where the first chemists just fucking died because normal liquid containers weren't up to the job.
Like, we could just as easily live in a world where the first chemists just fucking died because normal liquid containers weren't up to the job.