Please don't throw water balloons at anyone. It's supposed to rain and people might get wet. Thank you!

Please forgive both of us for postponing everything that we do. Thank you!

Please remember when the internet was a place for me to tell supporters I don't care about them and to ask people if my kid should go to fat camp. So, please quit sending me AA online meeting requests. Thank you!

Please respect the death of any interest in playing euchre with an alcoholic narcissist. Thank you!

Please don't let my narcissistic alcoholism and further actions that I refuse to take accountability for ruin a good time! Come play with cards with the 10 Ply members that are still left. Seriously, this is embarrassing. I need you to come take pictures of my one full table. Thank you!

Please get ready for some reposts. Thank you!