Jack
@0flapjack0.bsky.social
Make society your bitch and you will rule the world…
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One thing u don’t really think about is that your brain can conjure up anyone’s voice saying anything. U can imagine SpongeBob saying “she bouncing on my spongepenis” and you’ll kinda be able to hear it in your head in his voice
January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
One thing u don’t really think about is that your brain can conjure up anyone’s voice saying anything. U can imagine SpongeBob saying “she bouncing on my spongepenis” and you’ll kinda be able to hear it in your head in his voice
I feel like Trump rinses his mouth with Diet Coke when his child sex slave brushes his teeth.
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I feel like Trump rinses his mouth with Diet Coke when his child sex slave brushes his teeth.
Boooo 🍅💨
He just made it uncool in a matter of seconds
He just made it uncool in a matter of seconds
NBC, Trump’s long time partner, censored Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version.
Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Boooo 🍅💨
He just made it uncool in a matter of seconds
He just made it uncool in a matter of seconds
I wonder what the earth tastes like as a whole. Im thinking it’s just one massive, spicy Cadbury creme egg.
January 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I wonder what the earth tastes like as a whole. Im thinking it’s just one massive, spicy Cadbury creme egg.
Id fuck a bitch named Pandora; and open her box up…
January 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Id fuck a bitch named Pandora; and open her box up…
*Me crawling outside of my own ass*
“Hey mom! Could you cook me up some of your delicious Fagaroni n Cheese?”
“Hey mom! Could you cook me up some of your delicious Fagaroni n Cheese?”
January 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*Me crawling outside of my own ass*
“Hey mom! Could you cook me up some of your delicious Fagaroni n Cheese?”
“Hey mom! Could you cook me up some of your delicious Fagaroni n Cheese?”
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
Pardon me officer. Would you mind help untangle my penis inside of your ass?
December 17, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Pardon me officer. Would you mind help untangle my penis inside of your ass?
My grandmother would always say to me, “When stroking
a pussy, always go from
its head to its tail.”
She didn’t even own a cat.
a pussy, always go from
its head to its tail.”
She didn’t even own a cat.
December 15, 2024 at 3:22 PM
My grandmother would always say to me, “When stroking
a pussy, always go from
its head to its tail.”
She didn’t even own a cat.
a pussy, always go from
its head to its tail.”
She didn’t even own a cat.
Imagine if this whole #UHCassassination is just an inside job by corporate oligarchs to spin the attention towards progressives as domestic terrorists as a ploy to imprison and deport Italian Immigrants en masse inside of my ass.
December 9, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Imagine if this whole #UHCassassination is just an inside job by corporate oligarchs to spin the attention towards progressives as domestic terrorists as a ploy to imprison and deport Italian Immigrants en masse inside of my ass.
Must be hell being an Italiano this week. *Sigh*
December 9, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Must be hell being an Italiano this week. *Sigh*
Gaslighting someone into thinking theyre a virgin.
December 4, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Gaslighting someone into thinking theyre a virgin.
Instead of Runescape. We call it Goonscave. And its an online MMO about circlejerkin it with your bros in your Mothers garage.
December 2, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Instead of Runescape. We call it Goonscave. And its an online MMO about circlejerkin it with your bros in your Mothers garage.
I find it funny that Trump supporters will praise him for, “sticking it up to the establishment elites” as if he isn’t getting his dick sucked by Elon “world’s richest bottom” Musk. Makes sense why Donny isn’t seen around with his wife.
November 28, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I find it funny that Trump supporters will praise him for, “sticking it up to the establishment elites” as if he isn’t getting his dick sucked by Elon “world’s richest bottom” Musk. Makes sense why Donny isn’t seen around with his wife.
What if? Instead of Voting, we’re just Bloating. And its just me farting like a motherfucker at some median-voter
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
What if? Instead of Voting, we’re just Bloating. And its just me farting like a motherfucker at some median-voter
Instead of Left 4 Dead. Its call Left 4 Head; and its a video game simulation about leaving your unattended child at home while you get your dick sucked by a streetwalker.
November 26, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Instead of Left 4 Dead. Its call Left 4 Head; and its a video game simulation about leaving your unattended child at home while you get your dick sucked by a streetwalker.
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Trump’s Treasury Secretary nominee, billionaire and former George Soros money manager Scott Bessent, managed a hedge fund where he lost 90% of the $6 billion of assets entrusted to him.
Exclusive: Fund manager Bessent scores double on Trump victory
As a money manager, Scott Bessent's years of inconsistent performance have contributed to a nearly 90% decline in his hedge fund's assets. Now, with other business lines expanding, he has scored on perhaps his biggest bet yet: President-elect Donald Trump.
www.reuters.com
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Trump’s Treasury Secretary nominee, billionaire and former George Soros money manager Scott Bessent, managed a hedge fund where he lost 90% of the $6 billion of assets entrusted to him.
“Your momma so fat, bitch gotta use a freight train to haul her ass up to heaven.” Says my father at her funeral.
November 22, 2024 at 4:11 PM
“Your momma so fat, bitch gotta use a freight train to haul her ass up to heaven.” Says my father at her funeral.
“you know…you remind me of my penis…I-Hated-My Penis!!”
November 22, 2024 at 8:29 AM
“you know…you remind me of my penis…I-Hated-My Penis!!”