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Slept for nine hours and took a fat nap today too. I love sleeeeep.
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Slept for nine hours and took a fat nap today too. I love sleeeeep.
Still using it repeatedly…
I’ve used the phrase “what a choad” so many times during the past three weeks. I will continue to do so.
September 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Still using it repeatedly…
A solid perk of being my friend is you never know what kind of stream of consciousness text you are going to get from me.
August 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A solid perk of being my friend is you never know what kind of stream of consciousness text you are going to get from me.
The former cheerleader in me is not impressed by a pretty girl basket toss in these rush videos. Do a tuck!
August 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The former cheerleader in me is not impressed by a pretty girl basket toss in these rush videos. Do a tuck!
I’m a dehydrated shell of a human. I need to rally for Lolla. Microdosed dealing with annoying youths on the train today in preparation.
July 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m a dehydrated shell of a human. I need to rally for Lolla. Microdosed dealing with annoying youths on the train today in preparation.
Using my left over casino money to pay for my zepbound seems on brand for me.
July 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Using my left over casino money to pay for my zepbound seems on brand for me.
I’ve girlbossed to close to the sun. I want to girlmoss now.
July 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’ve girlbossed to close to the sun. I want to girlmoss now.
I’m down 71 pounds. I’ve eaten more meat and cheese in the past year than I have probably in the past five years. PROTEINNNNNNMN
a woman in a kitchen says they are loaded with protein
ALT: a woman in a kitchen says they are loaded with protein
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m down 71 pounds. I’ve eaten more meat and cheese in the past year than I have probably in the past five years. PROTEINNNNNNMN
I still have my college cheer uniform from coughcough25yearsagocoughcough. Since I’m almost down to my college weight -it fits! A tad tight, but whatever.
June 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I still have my college cheer uniform from coughcough25yearsagocoughcough. Since I’m almost down to my college weight -it fits! A tad tight, but whatever.
I leave detailed project notes before heading out on vacation because I’m psycho and good at my job.
May 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I leave detailed project notes before heading out on vacation because I’m psycho and good at my job.
My mom is not a regular mom…she’s a cool mom. She has a ranking of her fav BTS members and just recently discovered swiffer wet clothes existed. (She knew about the dry clothes already.)
May 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My mom is not a regular mom…she’s a cool mom. She has a ranking of her fav BTS members and just recently discovered swiffer wet clothes existed. (She knew about the dry clothes already.)
My texts with my mom are just kdrama reviews and flight numbers so she can stalk me.
May 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My texts with my mom are just kdrama reviews and flight numbers so she can stalk me.
Reposted
If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week…
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
White Noise For Charity - Torc Waterfall in Ireland - Sleep, Study, Focus!!
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you’re looking for some sleepy time white noise tonight, I had an ~~idea~~ this week…
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
It’s a white noise video that donates all revenue to Partners in Health and you can watch it here:
youtu.be/dv2XyqC-EQ4
If I’m not planning multiple trips, someone come check on me.
March 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If I’m not planning multiple trips, someone come check on me.
Nothing like an eldest daughter with a passion for party planning/shitty graphic design and a canva subscription.
March 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Nothing like an eldest daughter with a passion for party planning/shitty graphic design and a canva subscription.
Yesterday I met up with a friend and immediately said “I haven’t talked to anyone in 24hrs so buckle the fuck up.” Then proceeded to yap-dump.
March 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Yesterday I met up with a friend and immediately said “I haven’t talked to anyone in 24hrs so buckle the fuck up.” Then proceeded to yap-dump.
The amount of times I’ve cried over that little anglerfish…
February 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The amount of times I’ve cried over that little anglerfish…
I’ve used the phrase “what a choad” so many times during the past three weeks. I will continue to do so.
February 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’ve used the phrase “what a choad” so many times during the past three weeks. I will continue to do so.
Hot & overwhelmed would be a good name for my memoir.
February 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Hot & overwhelmed would be a good name for my memoir.
First post on here - tasty chicken tenders from yesterday are today’s chicken tender ick.
December 31, 2024 at 8:29 PM
First post on here - tasty chicken tenders from yesterday are today’s chicken tender ick.