Lizzie Seal
lizzieseal.bsky.social
Lizzie Seal
@lizzieseal.bsky.social

Professor of Criminology. Primarily interested in historical criminology and crime history. Current book project is The Mummy in the Cupboard Murder: Forensic Science, Magic and the Gothic Imagination. Views my own

Sociology 35%
Political science 34%

Thank you! I wonder how often the police used mesmerists

Ooh, details

I feel they are ahead of us on that score

One teenage boy to another on the train ‘You shouldn’t talk to your Mum like that’

Then

‘Or you won’t be able to get what you want’

Fish and chips included. Wonder if she’s ever had a pizza

Sass

Not sure I’d make a version of me? Like why not Sabrina Carpenter if the idea is just a deepfake to deliver content (I realise this might not be the most pressing issue)

It’s undoubtedly a strong mixture of

What does my daughter want for tea? Chips, onion rings, Brie and olives

Hard to get my almost 11 yr old to watch actual TV programmes as opposed to YouTube, but the answer turns out to be Miriam Margolyes

‘Talk me through this decision’ is what my tween said to me about my outfit AFTER work (and teaching a class) today

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Did you try sneaking on a Dan Brown?

Just love being bombarded by policy changes, including how attendance should be recorded, in several different emails on the first day of term 👍

I like them, but I also like my kitchen not looking like a murder scene

13 beetroots in the veg box. A frankly upsetting amount

I used to think the lyric in More Than This was ‘for the leaves in the night’. Prefer it

Anyone live in or near Rhyl? There’s a murder case from 1960 that I would like to know whether you’ve heard of

Peter Kyle is my MP

I don’t understand the willingness- eagerness even - to basically rub their own voters’ noses in it. Like, the right doesn’t really do that

I hate the way, these days, ‘both sides of the aisle’ makes pretty run of the mill social democratic politics the left wing equivalent to far right politics. It’s really not. Like, ‘this person is in favour of mass deportation, this person wants better funding for schools - I guess we call it quits’

Nervously tugs collar at Sussex

Idk about the first two, but the second two are undisputed classics (from a (very) aging indie kid)

Call me unpatriotic, but Mr Whippy is what you have when there’s nothing else on offer

American Pie was in my dream last night so now it’s my mental soundtrack for at least the next week

I know. It’s like I never sit down to write an article thinking ‘This one will be really shit.’ I pretty much always intend it to be good

Playing the long game, I suppose

Oh what

Which were unimpressive because just a fact

What from the recent past but before you were born was talked about a lot in your childhood? For me, the moon landings