#weirdthoughts
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do you think Simon's semen is of scientific value considering he's the last human from 1000 years ago?? No? Just me??? Ok,,

> #simonpetrikov | #rant | #weirdthoughts
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I ever get sent back in time to the early 2000s I’d be scared of getting arrested for counterfeiting. What if I accidentally used a post 2010 shield penny?? What if I used a bill printed after the time I was sent to? These are the things I dwell on. #timetravel #weirdthoughts
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I feel like we should rename Firemen to Watermen and also Fire Dept. to the Water department.
It's literally a water truck not a fire truck.
#weirdthoughts #sundaymorning
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
For some reason today while writing fanfiction I wrote a character having a bout of post buffet tummy issues. I don't know why, but such is stream of consciousness. Hope the readers like it when it's posted.

#writing #fanfiction #weirdthoughts #wtf
January 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
do you think bob ross and other cozy ascended masters look at us in our lives today like omg you got thissss! or do you think they are already reincarnated? #vtuber #weirdthoughts
July 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I mean.... Yeah. probably.
#alpha #omegaverse #weirdthoughts
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
#NewYearNewMe? More like #NewYearSameMess. Everyone’s setting resolutions to "level up" but we all know they’ll be gone by February. It’s just the cycle of delusion. #society #capitalism #fakeness #weirdthoughts #burnitdown #existentialcrisis #hustleculture #goals
January 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Clouds = sky cotton candy? Who’s hogging the machine? ☁️🍬 #SkyDreams #WeirdThoughts #Viral #Wow
(04/13/25 01:32 PM EDT)
April 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Well, this is proof that sleep deprivation affects your sanity and that eating too much cheese clearly makes me even more barking mad than usual. #weirdthoughts
February 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I wish I was... slightly.. younger, I kinda want to try and make a studio???
But of what?? Animation? Horror games or animation??
I know, I'm only 33, still young enough to do it but STILL I feel like it would've been better had I tried.. maybe 10 years ago..
#weirdthoughts
January 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Okay so really weird history question. What was say the Victorian era equipment of the stress dream where its exam time and you realize that you have been signed up for a class all semester but forgot about it until its time to take the final and you go in not knowing anything. #weirdthoughts
January 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Just came to the realization that the medical industry have successfully monetized cancer. #weirdthoughts
August 11, 2010 at 2:23 PM
what if lonely old people could adopt adults who lost their parents and become their kid's step grandparents? #weirdthoughts
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Anyone else get blocked writing because you get stuck over analyzing the smallest details of the story? Like a scratch in a record, your thoughts glitch and loop back on themselves.
#RandomThoughts #weirdthoughts #saturdaymood #anxiety #makersgonnamake #authorproblems #writingcommunity #writerslife
November 24, 2024 at 4:27 AM
As a professional dog groomer, I can list on a resume:

Professional Eye Boogie Remover

#weirdthoughts
November 18, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I was looking into kobo readers, because I'm thinking about it. And there is something weird about how mass training implies that someone wouldn't spill wrong data into the database.

Like, can those guys read CIA files? Can the CIA sue google? #Weirdthoughts

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November 30, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I feel bad for all the Alberts who used the nickname Al in their emails and usernames a decade ago.

#weirdthoughts #fontfail #writingcommunity
September 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does anyone else think about the fact that when they die, their cadaver might be an excellent case study for a medical school? #morbid #curiosity #weirdthoughts
February 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The obsession with #minimalism is honestly just a trend to make people feel better about having less. It’s like pretending you're free while the #capitalism machine churns on. #simplify #philosophy #design #society #consumerism #burnitdown #existentialcrisis #weirdthoughts #revolution #lifestyle
January 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
#funny #ki #Ihaveadream #weirdthoughts

Actually, now I want to see Taylor cover “Enter Sandman” in a sparkly dress while Hetfield claps along looking vaguely confused. Make it happen, Internet.
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
if things like the “Nacho Chessier” brand of Dorito’s hadn’t been developed, wondering if anxiety issues would be less prominent. #weirdthoughts #moresodium
May 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think about this far too often #weirdthoughts
June 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#Veganism is just another trend to make you feel morally superior. It’s not the cure-all for #climatechange or your #health problems. Let’s talk real solutions. #society #capitalism #fakeness #philosophy #consumerism #burnitdown #weirdthoughts #existentialcrisis #culture
January 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
#funny #weirdthoughts #Ihaveadream #ki

I have a dream

Taylor Swift loves James Hetfield

KI Answer:

This feels like one of those imaginary celebrity fanfics you write in your notes app and then pretend it’s real because reality hasn’t been interesting since 2014.
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM