I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
The "first as tragedy, then as farce" distinction collapsed into itself a while ago so of course the most notorious sex trafficker in history typed like da share Z0ne
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The "first as tragedy, then as farce" distinction collapsed into itself a while ago so of course the most notorious sex trafficker in history typed like da share Z0ne
everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)
maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
maybe we could use another splash screen.
I have typed the word ‘hillfort’ 641 times.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I have typed the word ‘hillfort’ 641 times.
(Deleted and reposted bc I typed too fast and wrote “Texas LNG” not “Western LNG”)
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
(Deleted and reposted bc I typed too fast and wrote “Texas LNG” not “Western LNG”)
I promise this isn’t what i actually typed in gang wtf
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I promise this isn’t what i actually typed in gang wtf
i have typed out and deleted a lot of posts
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i have typed out and deleted a lot of posts
NO YOUTUBE, A 14 MINUTE VIDEO IS NOT CALLED A "LONG". THAT'S CALLED A REGULAR, ASS, VIDEO!! IF I WANTED TO WATCH "SHORTS", I WOULD HAVE TYPED IN SHORTS. STOP REDEFINING THE SITE EVERY GOD DAMN WEEK.
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
NO YOUTUBE, A 14 MINUTE VIDEO IS NOT CALLED A "LONG". THAT'S CALLED A REGULAR, ASS, VIDEO!! IF I WANTED TO WATCH "SHORTS", I WOULD HAVE TYPED IN SHORTS. STOP REDEFINING THE SITE EVERY GOD DAMN WEEK.
Crinkly Krookodile
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Crinkly Krookodile
you typed that out fine though?
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
you typed that out fine though?
She apparently also typed out and illustrated with her typewriter a few copies of Don Quixote in the 1930s? Now at the Biblioteca de Catalunya and Universidad de Montevideo.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
She apparently also typed out and illustrated with her typewriter a few copies of Don Quixote in the 1930s? Now at the Biblioteca de Catalunya and Universidad de Montevideo.
I'll take "meticulously typed regex features you probably didn't know existed" for $500
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'll take "meticulously typed regex features you probably didn't know existed" for $500
I typed it backwards three times, and it disappeared
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I typed it backwards three times, and it disappeared
Why do all elite email records look like they were typed with one hand while driving through interstate traffic?
basically any time there's a trove of emails / texts from "elites" released, I'm always shocked at the borderline subliteracy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Why do all elite email records look like they were typed with one hand while driving through interstate traffic?
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh I ain’t reading all that. No character limits on Twitter is a crime.
But on the other hand just the fact that he typed it all out is insanely hilarious. What a loser.
But on the other hand just the fact that he typed it all out is insanely hilarious. What a loser.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh I ain’t reading all that. No character limits on Twitter is a crime.
But on the other hand just the fact that he typed it all out is insanely hilarious. What a loser.
But on the other hand just the fact that he typed it all out is insanely hilarious. What a loser.
accidentally typed nearly 10k words of character backstory yesterday oop.
That's only 2 character fully typed up, I have like 6 others that need nearly that amount of info huhauhuahua.
That's only 2 character fully typed up, I have like 6 others that need nearly that amount of info huhauhuahua.
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
accidentally typed nearly 10k words of character backstory yesterday oop.
That's only 2 character fully typed up, I have like 6 others that need nearly that amount of info huhauhuahua.
That's only 2 character fully typed up, I have like 6 others that need nearly that amount of info huhauhuahua.
typed this while at a wedding btw
do you think the beta could do it well enough that the alpha starts whimpering and asking to be knotted and bred
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
typed this while at a wedding btw
I have now typed three posts and deleted them. Time to go do some work instead of fuming.
Peeps: Investigate candidates primary-ing the caving cowards and help their campaign. These idiots have got to go.
Peeps: Investigate candidates primary-ing the caving cowards and help their campaign. These idiots have got to go.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I have now typed three posts and deleted them. Time to go do some work instead of fuming.
Peeps: Investigate candidates primary-ing the caving cowards and help their campaign. These idiots have got to go.
Peeps: Investigate candidates primary-ing the caving cowards and help their campaign. These idiots have got to go.
TypeScript is a psychology experiment designed to see if you can read "the JavaScript API you know and love, but with the safety of strong typing!" and get so distracted by how much you like strongly typed languages that you forget that you do not, in fact, neither know nor love the JavaScript API
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
TypeScript is a psychology experiment designed to see if you can read "the JavaScript API you know and love, but with the safety of strong typing!" and get so distracted by how much you like strongly typed languages that you forget that you do not, in fact, neither know nor love the JavaScript API
And it's Very Fun when your strongly-typed language manages to sneak a random undefined in there anyway because you've built your house on a dynamically-typed swamp 😊
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
And it's Very Fun when your strongly-typed language manages to sneak a random undefined in there anyway because you've built your house on a dynamically-typed swamp 😊
i was looking for the tongue emoji👅 and i typed “freaky” into the search bar before realizing apple doesn’t name emojis based on trends of people using them
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i was looking for the tongue emoji👅 and i typed “freaky” into the search bar before realizing apple doesn’t name emojis based on trends of people using them
too often i find a stock photo i think looks alright and then it's like "please pay us for the right to use this sentence i typed into the plagiarism robot"
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
too often i find a stock photo i think looks alright and then it's like "please pay us for the right to use this sentence i typed into the plagiarism robot"