#fullSelfDriving
October 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"Vibe coding" is exactly the same as people buying "Full self driving" and then climbing into the back seat while doing 120 km/h down the highway.

What could go wrong?

#vibe #coding #programming #vibecoding #fullselfdriving #idiot #dangerous #whatcouldgowrong #software #engineering #engineer
March 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
June 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
A Song of “Full Self-Driving”: Elon Isn’t Tony Stark. He’s Michael Scott. https://www. thebulwark.com/p/elon-musk-sel f-driving-fsd-tesla-tony-stark-michael-scott # HackerNews # ElonMusk # FullSelfDriving # TonyStark # MichaelScott # TechCritiq...

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May 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And he still hasn't figured out how to 'dewokeify' grok but fullselfdriving is right around the corner for sure.
September 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
May 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In an internal memo, Elon Musk mandates Tesla staff to offer buyers a "short test ride" showcasing Full Self-Driving, now deemed a "hard requirement" in North America. #Tesla #ElonMusk #FullSelfDriving #TestRide
March 27, 2024 at 2:58 AM
#FullSelfDriving - The Lie So Dangerous #Tesla Engineers Are Quitting | #TeslaTakedown #BoycottTesla

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The Lie So Dangerous Tesla Engineers Are Quitting
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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September 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
De beurswaarde van Tesla is grotendeels gebaseerd op verwachtingen over robotaxi's (eerder waren het de beloftes over fullselfdriving en robots), terwijl de Uber-CEO er totaal geen geld denkt aan te verdienen

www.theregister.com/2025/02/06/u...
Uber warns robotaxis can’t find profitable business model
Fleets built to handle peak demand will lose money, leaving humans driving to the rescue
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February 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
For us #Nordics, things like #FullSelfDriving are a joke. For it’s credit, my vehicle doesn’t even try.
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I don’t like to root for other peoples misery in general but if this story could be true that would be fun. Thinking of kid names…
Goebbeler
Hesstifer
88SigSmile$
MarvinTheFutureMartian
Skynet
T-4800
LuciferestMax
FullSelfDriving with this one he could finally factually say he made FullSelfDriving
May 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
In defense of automation… The fact is the numbers are very promising, and overall more safe than human drivers… overall.

#fullSelfDriving #automation #selfDriving
futurism.com/the-byte/tes...
Tesla on Full Self-Driving Mode Plows Through Deer Without Even Slowing Down
A Tesla purportedly running Full Self-Driving mode fails to see a deer on the road and slams into the animal without slowing or stopping.
futurism.com
November 1, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Tesla will take you places you've never been before

#elon #elonmusk #tesla #teslamodels #fsd #fullselfdriving #maga #doge #makeamericagreatagain
April 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Unsupervised" FSD, eh? So, *who's* gonna be holding the joystick from the tele-ops center? Asking for a friend. 🙄 #Tesla #Robotaxi #FullSelfDriving #ElonMusk
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I don't post about fascist #Elon much, because he's mostly an evil huckster and doesn't deserve my braintime.

But his potential $1 trillion package from #Tesla, plus with how Tesla has redefined #FullSelfDriving, is kinda crazy. Tesla owners are getting dicked. #FSD

electrek.co/2025/09/05/t...
Tesla changes meaning of 'Full Self-Driving', gives up on promise of autonomy
Tesla has changed the meaning of “Full Self-Driving”, also known as “FSD”, to give up on its original promise of...
electrek.co
September 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tesla pauses smart driving feature in China pending regulatory approval
Investing.com -- Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA) announced on Monday that it plans to introduce its smart driving-assistance feature in China, following the completion of regulatory approval. This comes after the company faced complaints for temporarily pausing a limited-time free trial of its Full Self-Driving (FSD) service. Tesla’s customer support, in a social media post on Weibo (NASDAQ:WB), stated that all parties are actively advancing the process and will push the feature as soon as it is ready. The company is also eagerly anticipating the launch, urging customers to wait patiently. This message was posted as a comment under Tesla vice president Grace Tao’s Weibo feed. Last Monday, Tesla had said that it would initiate the free trial of its FSD service in China from March 17 to April 16. The FSD service is a suite of driving-assistance technologies developed with generative artificial intelligence to handle more complex traffic conditions. The company’s goal for this year is to fully roll out FSD, and it is collaborating with Chinese tech giant Baidu (NASDAQ:BIDU) to enhance the system’s performance. Tesla has previously offered such trials in the United States. In the U.S., the FSD system does not necessitate navigation maps to be accurate or current, as local training of the AI helps improve the technology’s driving capabilities. However, in China, Tesla has been unable to train the system with data from its 2 million electric vehicles due to the country’s data laws. In late February, China’s industry ministry established new rules requiring autonomous driving-related over-the-air software upgrades to receive regulatory approval. This article was generated with the support of AI and reviewed by an editor. For more information see our T&C.
www.investing.com
March 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Protests erupt at #Tesla dealers as China holds #FullSelfDriving hostage in tariff war which was started by #DonaldTrump whilst protests of #ElonMusk and his actions at #DOGE overwhelmed Tesla showrooms as calls from shareholders to fire him grow louder electrek.co/2025/02/17/p... #ElectricVehicles
Protests erupt at Tesla dealers as China holds FSD hostage in tariff war
Protests against CEO Elon Musk overwhelm Tesla showrooms as calls from shareholders to fire America's most powerful immigrant grow louder.
electrek.co
February 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM

"Amidst several reports of #Teslas in #FullSelfDriving mode having crashes in low-visibility conditions, including one crash that killed someone, a federal road safety agency is now investigating whether the #Tesla technology might be to blame":

sfist.com/2024/10/18/f...
Feds Probing Tesla ‘Full Self-Driving’ Mode After Pedestrian Killed, Plus Multiple Other Crashes
Amidst several reports of Teslas in “Full Self-Driving” mode having crashes in low-visibility conditions, including one crash that killed someone, a federal road safety agency is now investigating whe...
sfist.com
October 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM