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maeveslop

@maeveynot.bsky.social

can’t wait to make some of this coffee

back of a bag of dark matter “chronikkah” coffee. the front is a menorah made up of joints.

on the back, THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTING UP:

“I had a dank menorah, I made it out of J'S,
By twisting up some phatties, my buds all came to play.
It's Chronikkah, It's Chronikkah! The Festival of Light!
Let's pool our gelt together, n° get meshuggeneh tonight.
The light was truly holy, In the candles' glowing burn, I thought for sure we'd cashed 'em, but it kept coming up my turn.
It's Chronikkah, it's Chronikkah! How miraculous is our fate!
What should have lasted one puff, has persisted into eight...”

art by Shira Ballon

December 15, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Elizabeth Alice Croydon

@misslizzy.bsky.social

Tuesday 12/17 8pm First Night of Chronikkah - I asked Rasta Claus for a low rider - I’ll be at Westsidecomedyclub.com on #NotRipeJokes hosted by Adam Gabel It’s a show w/ no cover or minimum purchase and it the #UpperWestside’s best kept secret - just RSVP Emmy Winner Paul Mercurio is on the lineup