#barked
Today I barked at a bird 🐦 and slept! How about you?
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Area Dog just stood at the bottom of the steps and barked once to remind us that only stupid motherfuckers don't understand it's time to go to bed.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If she was too small to intimidate him, then she’d just have to make herself appear bigger and more threatening. If he barked, she’d bark louder. If he snarled, she’d do it meaner. If he—
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
just barked out an unexpected laugh that was interpreted as a comment forcing me to quickly say "no no go ahead" three times
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
🖼️ Autumn Afternoon, Thomas Little.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Erin I just barked with laughter like a seal

oh my god these men
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Patrols complete.
Duncan and I must have warned all the people to not walk early as the last few days we’ve seen no one.
Still barked at a portable potty and a sign the road workers left. Hopefully those go away too.
Happy Saturday! 🐾🩷🩵🩵
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at

Beat boxing

Serialised stories

The Trinovantes

What Rough Beast

Influenza

Clod hopping

Wicker

Spatchcocking

Toast racks

Flamingos

Kevin the Chaffinch

Dust jackets

Semaphore

Slide wearers

Toiletry gift packs

Wassailers

and

Pontypridd (th)
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Teddy has just barked so hard that he farted and made himself jump. This will probably be the highlight of my day.
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 AM
finished watching this vid making fun of some irrelevant chud and i gotta come forward and condemn ant, at one point he claims "Cell arrives on earth" and that is a INCORRECT, Cell never left earth, he just timetravelled, such FALSEHOODS cant be tolerated in the woke left

i expect an apology
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Huh, I just got barked at by a dog in that passing 4runner. Anyone catch what they said?
GET IN LOSERS WE'RE GOING OFFROADING

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November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No truer words have been barked before
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This week's Mr Pip Has Barked At will be presented by Mr Pip.

That is all.
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Genuinely barked out laughing at the 2008 Japanese cover for one of the Fighting Fantasy books. Apparently Ian Livingstone was not very impressed (original for context).

The artist in question is Yosai Kuchu, who amongst other things did Makai Tenshi Jiburīru which is one of *those* visual novels.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Ok, I want to be clear about one thing here: If I were your boss and you barked at me at the beginning of a meeting, there's a 100% chance I would bark back at you and high five you.

There's a nonzero chance I would reply by chanting, "HEY WHAT'S THAT COMIN' DOWN THE TRACKS."
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just barked at my mom please wish me the best of luck in hell
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
She’s watching that Riot Women thing and I looked up and saw Amelia Bullmore was in it and said, “oh she was in Alan Partridge and Big Train.”

“I’ve never watched either of those,”
She replied. “What’s Big Train?”

Outside a dog barked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Birds have become my happy place, which is funny because until a few years ago I was intimidated of drawing them.
I've always been inspired by artists like @nambroth.bsky.social and other old-school Gryphons Guild folx, from the young age of like 14. Now, at almost 41, I can't believe I drew these.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A list of mundane items that Potato has barked at around our house:
- Delivery box (43)
- Grocery bag (27)
- Backpack / purse (14)
- Blu-ray case (2)
- A wok (9)
- Duck shoes (1)
- Me opening a certain cabinet (9)
Potato doesn't like anything new being added to the house. Got some new shoes? He will bark.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The hunter pleaded for him not to go but the bear went outside to meet the hunting party and they shot and killed him. Their dogs Barked at the cave and they peered inside and found the man and brought him out. They couldn't understand why he carried on as they cut up the bear and skinned him,
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
🍄✨
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Painting in the bulk if the branches, ach I love trees!
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Man, that's a lot of drool.} Uh.. I'll name you.. Slobber. {He watched as the bot tilted her head as if thinking on the name. She barked and went into a circle, licking his face once more, her tail wagging.}
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Tonight's protest was far less violent than the ICE protest several weeks ago. No elderly people tossed on their heads. The cops were limiting our civil liberties though. They would not allow the corkers to block off traffic. And when people started to skirt the sidewalks, they rode up and barked.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I wonder if they sat up and barked for a treat!
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM