Why is FedEx so bad at what they do? I’m so sick of my packages being held hostage. #fedex #dobetter #youhaveonejob
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Why is FedEx so bad at what they do? I’m so sick of my packages being held hostage. #fedex #dobetter #youhaveonejob
and since my homie @airbagmoments.bsky.social kicked off this update, a related point: repubs want a dumb electorate and outlets like @apnews.com are helping the cause
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
and since my homie @airbagmoments.bsky.social kicked off this update, a related point: repubs want a dumb electorate and outlets like @apnews.com are helping the cause
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
"Donny says X" headlines do ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD unless you make clear his claims are false #YouHaveOneJob
Yes. Cowboy caught a Midnight Mousie. (See what I did there.😁)
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Yes. Cowboy caught a Midnight Mousie. (See what I did there.😁)
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
I love him very much. But that chonky fucker has a live mouse in his mouth in this pic and he PUT IT DOWN to PLAY with it and it's somewhere around here, now.
But Cowboy's on the case. Because 16 y/o Nixie is sleeping. #youhaveonejob
There’s news. A low-grade civil war is being executed now as @nytimes.com reminds tom, alley, and bob aren’t the cats you think they are.
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
October 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There’s news. A low-grade civil war is being executed now as @nytimes.com reminds tom, alley, and bob aren’t the cats you think they are.
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
#YouHaveOneJob
And it isn’t clicks or games.
BACK TO WORK!
PAY YOUR REPORTERS!
Would it be too much to ask to use the context on a page to show me the keyboard for the right language, #Apple? If an entire page is in German, I don’t need the French keyboard, even if I was writing in French in another app. #youhaveonejob
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Would it be too much to ask to use the context on a page to show me the keyboard for the right language, #Apple? If an entire page is in German, I don’t need the French keyboard, even if I was writing in French in another app. #youhaveonejob
My alarm clock didn't go off and now I'm going to be late for work.
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
September 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My alarm clock didn't go off and now I'm going to be late for work.
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
#Cats
#YouHaveOneJob!
#WellMaybeTwo
#YouHaveToLookCute
#OhAlsoThereIsTheScratchingTheSofa
#AndRandomAttacksOnTheOtherCat
#ButOneIMPORTANTJob
Get your shit together, MSM.
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
August 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Get your shit together, MSM.
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
#YOUHAVEONEJOB
It's been 10 years and Donald Trump hasn't stopped lying. Any stats he gives on any subject is false and journalists need to call him out on each and every lie, every damn day. Wake the hell up media and do your job.
#YouHaveOneJob
#YouHaveOneJob
August 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's been 10 years and Donald Trump hasn't stopped lying. Any stats he gives on any subject is false and journalists need to call him out on each and every lie, every damn day. Wake the hell up media and do your job.
#YouHaveOneJob
#YouHaveOneJob
Embarrassing are the voters in particular. #YouHaveOneJob
July 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Embarrassing are the voters in particular. #YouHaveOneJob
mevrouw Wiersma moet zorgen voor deugdelijke wetgeving als ze zo begaan is met het lot van de pasmelders.
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
June 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
mevrouw Wiersma moet zorgen voor deugdelijke wetgeving als ze zo begaan is met het lot van de pasmelders.
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
MI House Republicans’ proposed budget would gut funding for MI’s universities & colleges. These are places that teach minds, build community, & attract talent. While the GOP weaponizes state government, we’re fighting for the very institutions that promise opportunity & hope. #YouHaveOneJob
June 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
MI House Republicans’ proposed budget would gut funding for MI’s universities & colleges. These are places that teach minds, build community, & attract talent. While the GOP weaponizes state government, we’re fighting for the very institutions that promise opportunity & hope. #YouHaveOneJob
You have one job - and that is to open letters…
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
March 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
You have one job - and that is to open letters…
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
@angelicatrae.bsky.social
#youhaveonejob #rickandmorty #letteropener #angelicatrae #sizesky
I’m quite certain that the only qualification for working the deli counter at my local grocery store is to clean the meat slicer an hour before the store closes and then avoid making eye contact with any customers for the rest of night.
#YouHaveOneJob
#YouHaveOneJob
February 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’m quite certain that the only qualification for working the deli counter at my local grocery store is to clean the meat slicer an hour before the store closes and then avoid making eye contact with any customers for the rest of night.
#YouHaveOneJob
#YouHaveOneJob
Another weekday, another frozen switch. #MBTA #YouHaveOneJob
February 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Another weekday, another frozen switch. #MBTA #YouHaveOneJob
In other news, fuck you florida panthers. #YouHaveOneJob
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In other news, fuck you florida panthers. #YouHaveOneJob
The capacity of certain English football announcers to completely botch the pronunciation of simple Spanish names like Martínez and Jiménez will never cease to amaze me. #youhaveonejob
December 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM
The capacity of certain English football announcers to completely botch the pronunciation of simple Spanish names like Martínez and Jiménez will never cease to amaze me. #youhaveonejob
The typo on the column headings doesn’t exactly fill me w confidence in the auditors eye for details…or numbers
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
August 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
The typo on the column headings doesn’t exactly fill me w confidence in the auditors eye for details…or numbers
#youhaveonejob
#youhaveonejob
It's encouraging to see the "I understand the assignment" messages across SM saying they are voting for Kamala Harris.
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
July 23, 2024 at 1:16 PM
It's encouraging to see the "I understand the assignment" messages across SM saying they are voting for Kamala Harris.
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
I would if I could, but even #IUnderstanTheAssignment
#YouHaveOneJob
Il y a un code YouHaveOneJob ici ?
October 21, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Il y a un code YouHaveOneJob ici ?
@TiVoSupport What is it going to take to get @TiVo to care about its retail customers again? Guide data is literally what we pay you for. Without it, our boxes are fancy VCRs. Stop blaming us and fix this. Escalate it to whomever, but fix it for heaven's sake. #YouHaveOneJob
September 2, 2020 at 4:58 AM
@TiVoSupport What is it going to take to get @TiVo to care about its retail customers again? Guide data is literally what we pay you for. Without it, our boxes are fancy VCRs. Stop blaming us and fix this. Escalate it to whomever, but fix it for heaven's sake. #YouHaveOneJob
“My favorite thing about #Dropbox is that it works 50% of the time.” SAID NO ONE EVER! #youhaveonejob @Dropbox
December 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
“My favorite thing about #Dropbox is that it works 50% of the time.” SAID NO ONE EVER! #youhaveonejob @Dropbox