#heathen #reconstruction #deconstructi9n #twothings

I had altered olfactory perception of TWOthings for at least six months after my first and only bout with COVID. it sucked ass! getting my senses back was not guaranteed; all i can do is try not to get sick again. f you're so attached to your idea of yourself as healthy, take steps to stay that way!

i need to be clear that while i like chris hayes this is a very basic #twothings joke and you can leave that stuff on the cutting room floor

ConocoPhillips announcement of gutting workforce on same day of reports of OPEC+ production increase a pretty big #TwoThings

#TwoThings

1) Tax cuts won't pay for themselves via growth
2) We don't need to "pay for" tax cuts OR outlays

@MylesUdland

#twothings Any of my friends will tell you I'm NOT the party/club girl. I'm the sangria, conv, and food chick 2. my peeps wld watch him

WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE

this is not twothings this is one thing it has too many commas and it if it weren't for the worm/bird juxtaposition it would be an extremely tired reference

sorry matthew sorry

Bonjour et bienvenue pour ce premier post publié, où j'ai le plaisir de faire découvrir une très récente apparition du nouvel extrait de #KelseaBallerini dans #TwoThings

Je vous parlerai essentiellement de musique, cinéma, séries, comic-book et des jeux-vidéo

N'hésitez pas à donner vos opinions

#twothings

twothings are true:

I will NEVER promise something i cannot be sure to deliver

and i will NEVER say something i dont mean to someone to make myself look or feel better, to preen and self congratulate how GOOD i am

i wish others did the same.

@top5per_cent #twothings when have you ever known me NOT to want to hear you say you want to see me 2. I would love to do lunch w/ you when

#TwoThings

thinking about a new daily project where i make the worst twothings borowitz joke imaginable like "Bianca Censori divorcing Kanye West after instruction to dismiss charges against Eric Adams"

A goodly stack of tea towels is the thing that one needs. The other is stimulating conversation. #twothings

#twothings
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