Engineer after their first coffee of the day

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Engineering exam: where confidence goes to die

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Engineering student after the first semester

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Totally off topic.
That bridge has fantastic pedestrian protection! I wish more were like this.
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Five engineers sitting around a table reviewing PowerPoint slides for a presentation to stakeholders.
No one could remember with 100% certainty if it was affect or effect.
So we changed the whole slideshow to say impact.
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Idk. I can hardly write in full sentences. Content maybe, there is not words held up in me. Just sass, caffeine, and probably some booze rants about why star trek is still cool.
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1- That's not how that works
2- They need to stop building and start maintaining what was built. Otherwise, you get collapsed bridges and stuff.
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Read an opinion article from a west coast republican trying to claim you can build your way out of congestion.
OMFG!
No. No, you cannot.
Induced demand is a thing. Also forcing people to drive means forcing them to park.
STOP THESE IDIOTS!
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Spelling bees. Making math kids cry since kindergarten.
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Meni 27 minuuttia hiiren asentamiseen.

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Soon they're all gonna fall 😉💯🐾💪🏻🙏🏻✈️🛩️ #trustmeimanengineer

Not sure who might need to hear this today, but you don't need to know everything. You also don't need to argue with people. You can be incorrect. Same goes for me.
That said, gravity is an acceleration, not a force. The force DUE TO gravity is it acting on a mass.
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Wife: I'm going to poop and go to bed.
Me: Poop *in* the bed to save time.
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The rest of their attention is focused on telling modern engineers that we don't know anything because Roman roads are "still in use." Okay, please tell me how your shocks and tired look after driving on them. #TrustMeImAnEngineer

It's my first work day of the year.
I continued working on an old task and came to the point of "how did my previous code ever work?" quickly.
Only to be followed by "oops, now everything is working better than ever before and the old code magically works again" an hour later.
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Upgrade your motherboard!

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@PressureCandy pato: gran persona, mejor ingeniera #trustmeimanengineer