Yesterday, toddler wouldn't touch the pizza she asked for. Today, can't stop won't stop (possibly to delay nap time) #toddlerlogic #momsky
January 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yesterday, toddler wouldn't touch the pizza she asked for. Today, can't stop won't stop (possibly to delay nap time) #toddlerlogic #momsky
If your hands are dirty, paint them. Nobody will see the dirt. - wisdom from the 4yo. It works.
#ToddlerLogic #blue #paint
#ToddlerLogic #blue #paint
August 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If your hands are dirty, paint them. Nobody will see the dirt. - wisdom from the 4yo. It works.
#ToddlerLogic #blue #paint
#ToddlerLogic #blue #paint
All these narcissistic scavengers have convinced themselves that they are the geniuses responsible for everything in the universe. #toddlerlogic
January 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
All these narcissistic scavengers have convinced themselves that they are the geniuses responsible for everything in the universe. #toddlerlogic
2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
#toddlerlogic
#toddlerlogic
October 14, 2023 at 6:05 PM
2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
#toddlerlogic
#toddlerlogic
Me: “I cannot make you a smoothie while simultaneously helping you wash your hands. I am only one person.”
Three-year-old: “But you have two hands.”
#thisisthree #toddlerlogic #momfail
Three-year-old: “But you have two hands.”
#thisisthree #toddlerlogic #momfail
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me: “I cannot make you a smoothie while simultaneously helping you wash your hands. I am only one person.”
Three-year-old: “But you have two hands.”
#thisisthree #toddlerlogic #momfail
Three-year-old: “But you have two hands.”
#thisisthree #toddlerlogic #momfail
December 6, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Toddler quote for today:
Give the 2 year old a bowl of cheerios, which he usually loves.
Him: cheerios! No! Heart cheerios!
Me: heart cheerios?
Him: hot cheerios!
Me: hot cheerios?
Him: yes! Hot cheerios!
He was demanding the cheerios from the hot car. 31 C today.
#NoDude #ToddlerLogic
Give the 2 year old a bowl of cheerios, which he usually loves.
Him: cheerios! No! Heart cheerios!
Me: heart cheerios?
Him: hot cheerios!
Me: hot cheerios?
Him: yes! Hot cheerios!
He was demanding the cheerios from the hot car. 31 C today.
#NoDude #ToddlerLogic
August 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Toddler quote for today:
Give the 2 year old a bowl of cheerios, which he usually loves.
Him: cheerios! No! Heart cheerios!
Me: heart cheerios?
Him: hot cheerios!
Me: hot cheerios?
Him: yes! Hot cheerios!
He was demanding the cheerios from the hot car. 31 C today.
#NoDude #ToddlerLogic
Give the 2 year old a bowl of cheerios, which he usually loves.
Him: cheerios! No! Heart cheerios!
Me: heart cheerios?
Him: hot cheerios!
Me: hot cheerios?
Him: yes! Hot cheerios!
He was demanding the cheerios from the hot car. 31 C today.
#NoDude #ToddlerLogic
Anyone else have a child that will eat bites of what you're cooking while you're making it, but once it's on the table they absolutely refuse to take a bite? What's the deal with that?
#toddlers #parentjng #toddlerlogic #toddlerfood
#toddlers #parentjng #toddlerlogic #toddlerfood
May 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Anyone else have a child that will eat bites of what you're cooking while you're making it, but once it's on the table they absolutely refuse to take a bite? What's the deal with that?
#toddlers #parentjng #toddlerlogic #toddlerfood
#toddlers #parentjng #toddlerlogic #toddlerfood
Daddy, you can eat my supper, I don't like it. (Immediately followed by) Daddy, can I have a snack? #toddlerlogic
November 6, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Daddy, you can eat my supper, I don't like it. (Immediately followed by) Daddy, can I have a snack? #toddlerlogic
Sounds about right. Last year he talked about what an ideal number how many weeks would be for abortion access. The number he picked was because ‘he just liked that number’ #ToddlerLogic #IFuckingHateHim ☺️
May 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sounds about right. Last year he talked about what an ideal number how many weeks would be for abortion access. The number he picked was because ‘he just liked that number’ #ToddlerLogic #IFuckingHateHim ☺️
Today at Starfleet Daycare, a toddler challenged their Vulcan caregiver with a "why" loop lasting 3.72 hours. The resolution required intervention from the Vulcan Science Academy, however both sides agreed the argument was "most stimulating." ~LtCmdr. GG
#ToddlerLogic #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
#ToddlerLogic #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
December 5, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Today at Starfleet Daycare, a toddler challenged their Vulcan caregiver with a "why" loop lasting 3.72 hours. The resolution required intervention from the Vulcan Science Academy, however both sides agreed the argument was "most stimulating." ~LtCmdr. GG
#ToddlerLogic #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
#ToddlerLogic #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
My toddler needs 5 binkies for bed--one for her mouth, one for each hand, and two reserves to be lined up neatly next to her head. It's like sleeping with a mini prepper! #survivalgear #bugoutbinkies #toddlerlogic
September 3, 2023 at 5:08 PM
My toddler needs 5 binkies for bed--one for her mouth, one for each hand, and two reserves to be lined up neatly next to her head. It's like sleeping with a mini prepper! #survivalgear #bugoutbinkies #toddlerlogic
Experiencing toddlers go through "mental leaps" is kinda awesome. Watching them grow and problem solve is really cool... but then they throw a temper tantrum when you don't let them wear a cardboard box to bed. #parenting #toddler #toddlerlogic
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Experiencing toddlers go through "mental leaps" is kinda awesome. Watching them grow and problem solve is really cool... but then they throw a temper tantrum when you don't let them wear a cardboard box to bed. #parenting #toddler #toddlerlogic
Listening to Trump outlines his plan for the houties youtu.be/-N_RZJUAQY4
#geopolitics #ToddlerLogic #HouthiAttacks
#geopolitics #ToddlerLogic #HouthiAttacks
A two-year-old's solution to the trolley problem
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April 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Listening to Trump outlines his plan for the houties youtu.be/-N_RZJUAQY4
#geopolitics #ToddlerLogic #HouthiAttacks
#geopolitics #ToddlerLogic #HouthiAttacks
Ravi: “I’m not going to Fat Cats cause I don’t like cats. I’m going to Dave and Busters cause I like busters.”
#toddlerlogic
#toddlerlogic
May 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ravi: “I’m not going to Fat Cats cause I don’t like cats. I’m going to Dave and Busters cause I like busters.”
#toddlerlogic
#toddlerlogic
My 2 year old will refuse her lunch that includes cheese cut into little bunnies and a sandwich cut like a teddy bear but will gleefully steal a biscuit from the dog and munch on it like it's gourmet. #bentofail #toddlerlogic #5stardogtreat
September 1, 2023 at 5:58 PM
My 2 year old will refuse her lunch that includes cheese cut into little bunnies and a sandwich cut like a teddy bear but will gleefully steal a biscuit from the dog and munch on it like it's gourmet. #bentofail #toddlerlogic #5stardogtreat
Are you #flying long haul with a small child? Don’t worry! Here’s our best advice for making it as smooth as possible
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#longhaul #flyingwithkids #babytravelhelp #travel #traveltips #travelhacks #flighthelp #familyholiday #kidstoys #travelblog #toddlerlogic #baby
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Flying Long Haul with a Baby: Tips for the Plane
First to board on our flight from London to Singapore You’ve done it! You’ve been successfully looking after a tiny human and now you’re thinking about bringing that tiny human across the world wit…
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November 29, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Are you #flying long haul with a small child? Don’t worry! Here’s our best advice for making it as smooth as possible
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He’s holding a sausage roll in both hands so pauses at the top to consider and then sends them both down the slide ahead of him so they can reunite at the bottom. #toddlerlogic https://t.co/cebprS4mYo
April 10, 2020 at 4:26 PM
He’s holding a sausage roll in both hands so pauses at the top to consider and then sends them both down the slide ahead of him so they can reunite at the bottom. #toddlerlogic https://t.co/cebprS4mYo
Well, we woke up and the bed was dry.
And the only way I manage that is with the appropriate pants.
So one must assume he was also in them?
#toddlerlogic
And the only way I manage that is with the appropriate pants.
So one must assume he was also in them?
#toddlerlogic
August 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Well, we woke up and the bed was dry.
And the only way I manage that is with the appropriate pants.
So one must assume he was also in them?
#toddlerlogic
And the only way I manage that is with the appropriate pants.
So one must assume he was also in them?
#toddlerlogic
Toddler logic, courtesy of my 3 year old:
*Is eating grapes*
Dad: "please take a bite, that's a big grape."
3yo: "okay dad!" *Bites grape*
After he swallows he says: "wow! There's grape inside!"
#ToddlerLogic #MomLife #Genius #Grapes #Sh*tMyKidSaid
*Is eating grapes*
Dad: "please take a bite, that's a big grape."
3yo: "okay dad!" *Bites grape*
After he swallows he says: "wow! There's grape inside!"
#ToddlerLogic #MomLife #Genius #Grapes #Sh*tMyKidSaid
June 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Toddler logic, courtesy of my 3 year old:
*Is eating grapes*
Dad: "please take a bite, that's a big grape."
3yo: "okay dad!" *Bites grape*
After he swallows he says: "wow! There's grape inside!"
#ToddlerLogic #MomLife #Genius #Grapes #Sh*tMyKidSaid
*Is eating grapes*
Dad: "please take a bite, that's a big grape."
3yo: "okay dad!" *Bites grape*
After he swallows he says: "wow! There's grape inside!"
#ToddlerLogic #MomLife #Genius #Grapes #Sh*tMyKidSaid
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December 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Me to my 16 month old:
"Walking slowly doesn't mean I can't see you..."
Him: 😳
#parenthood #toddler #toddlerlogic #sahm #parenting
"Walking slowly doesn't mean I can't see you..."
Him: 😳
#parenthood #toddler #toddlerlogic #sahm #parenting
March 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me to my 16 month old:
"Walking slowly doesn't mean I can't see you..."
Him: 😳
#parenthood #toddler #toddlerlogic #sahm #parenting
"Walking slowly doesn't mean I can't see you..."
Him: 😳
#parenthood #toddler #toddlerlogic #sahm #parenting