#TimeTheft
oops took an hour timetheft nap and nothing happened
October 18, 2023 at 9:03 PM
re: timetheft --
i have had the director of my department tell me that they regularly take "focus days" where they focus on cleaning their desk and that they need heads down time, but in reality they just *cant* that day.

i work from home, and like, i think about this a lot.
July 10, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Dawntrail day 4: Catching up on role quest during my lunch break and wondering when I'll sneak as much gaming in as I would like today. Happy timetheft monday
July 1, 2024 at 4:33 PM
A commute is just unpaid work time where you can’t timetheft unless you’re on mass transit, absolutely.

Stream sucked but I was living downtown so it was just a short walk to the max.
September 16, 2023 at 12:35 AM
olympic level timetheft
February 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Its not timetheft to be lazy at work. When almost all of us are underpaid with terrible benefits. Its *you get what you pay for*!
September 11, 2023 at 5:28 PM
normalize puppy timetheft
July 21, 2023 at 5:25 PM
lunch break is lowkey the whole day #timetheft
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I just got done downloading OW as my timetheft work game this month
November 8, 2023 at 7:35 PM
I'm telling corporate... #timetheft 😂
March 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Like, idk "I might do timetheft but I draw the line at horny timetheft!!!" Is a super weird hill to die on
July 10, 2023 at 11:17 PM
committing timetheft from my family
May 24, 2024 at 10:06 PM
i’m hiding in a “phone room” in the office and just fuckin’ around on photoshop/illustrator because i don’t have anything else i need to do here today but carpooled so i’m stuck until they’re ready to go. this is how you do timetheft
November 8, 2023 at 12:39 AM
always ok to take a break and chill outside, im doing [timetheft]
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not pooping but doing a timetheft
June 14, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Job doesn't offer benefits? Time theft to make up the difference... Make art on the company dime. #timetheft #art #sketchbook
February 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
pretty busy day at work, but i think i can sneak in some timetheft here and there 😏
August 14, 2023 at 1:02 PM
I work from home. I’m obligated to do timetheft.
October 20, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Exactly.

Heck, I kinda gotta set my filters to hide instead of “warn” when I’m in the office because my timetheft brain will click through any spoiler automatically >.<
April 28, 2024 at 6:59 AM
my favourite kind of timetheft is the accidental kind where i oversleep by an hour, get really worried because of years of school conditioning me that being late is bad, and then quickly finding out that nobody realized i wasn't even here.

"but we need you in the office" i don't think that's true
October 18, 2023 at 4:45 PM
working from home has ruined me

I don't know if i could take the anguish of any sort of monotonous repetitive job when I can just do timetheft when I please
August 26, 2024 at 5:49 PM
basketball happening tonight... currently engaging in #timetheft to make sure I'm mentally prepared
August 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You should totally rock timetheft Tuesday and start rotating a cow in your head. They'll never know.
August 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
jk i have an 11-12 hour day ahead, hope everybody else is getting in some sweet timetheft tho
January 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
This is exciting I am gonna be moss shopping like hell when I get to work lol #timetheft
October 18, 2023 at 12:07 PM