“Please don’t do drugs in our restrooms. This is a college. Our students use these restrooms.”

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“You cannot use the library’s computers to look up porn.”

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“My library staff will not do the research for your students. They will only assist students with using our databases for research.”

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“No, I don’t sit around and read books all day.”

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“I will not purchase a classroom set of books for your course. If students cannot afford the textbook you’re requesting, please consider transitioning to OER.”

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“No, these books are not available for purchase.”

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