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Table #366: Actual real English place name…

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And that's it! I've done a table every day this year. Time for a break. Happy new year, y'all!
2024-12-31 Table #366: Actual real English place name… Roll once for each column and combine. Column A... 1. Black. 2. Cran. 3. Hart. 4. Oak. 5. West. 6. Wood. Column B... 1. Hill. 2. Ley. 3. Ford. 4. Ham. 5. Well. 6. Field.
December 31, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Table #365: The ultimate pen…

(Penultimate, geddit?)

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2024-12-30 Table #365: The ultimate pen… 1. Never runs out of ink and can switch between colours. 2. Can provide whatever line width you require. 3. Doesn't need to be carried, and just appears when required. 4. Can remind you of that thing you were thinking of a minute ago. 5. Moulds itself to perfectly fit your grip. 6. Has a glittery disco ball ornament on the end.
December 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Table #364: Birds (4)

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2024-12-29 Table #364: Birds (4) 1. Chinstrap 2. Emperor. 3. Galapagos. 4. Gentoo. 5. Humboldt. 6. King. 7. Little. 8. Macaroni. 9. Magellanic. 10. Royal. 11. Rockhopper. 12. Yellow-eyed.
December 29, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Table #363: Ahead, you can see you are approaching…

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2024-12-28 Table #363: Ahead, you can see you are approaching… 1. A huge, stone gateway. 2. The shore of a massive expanse of water. 3. A cluster of brightly coloured flags. 4. A circle of wagons. 5. The end of the road. 6. An establishment that provides rest and refreshment.
December 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Table #362: The person you bump into…

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2024-12-27 Table #362: The person you bump into… 1. Apologises profusely and offers to help you. 2. Says nothing and walks onwards. 3. Drops a lot of small items and scrambles to pick them up. 4. Seems excited to have encountered you. 5. Slings some insults at you before stomping off. 6. Pulls out a weapon and challenges you to a duel.
December 27, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Table #361: The visitor wants to play a game about…

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2024-12-26 Table #361: The visitor wants to play a game about… 1. Animals competing for supplies of food. 2. Stealing treasure from the inhabitants of an underground city. 3. A historical conflict with a terrible loss of life. 4. Collecting numbers in specific groups. 5. Guessing which player is trying to ruin everything. 6. Commodity trading around a central sea.
December 26, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Table #360: The occupant of the cottage…

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2025-12-25 Table #360: The occupant of the cottage… 1. Wants you gone - now! 2. Has a terrible sickness. 3. Needs help repairing something weird. 4. Is expecting someone else. 5. Has been missing for months. 6. Is hiding a terrible secret.
December 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Table #359: Inside the cottage is…

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2024-12-24 Table #359: Inside the cottage is… 1. Nothing. It looks long-abandoned. 2. One elderly person who spins yarn all day. 3. Signs that several large animals live here. 4. A very welcoming family of goblins. 5. A large dog that barks aggressively. 6. A group of soldiers, separated from their unit.
December 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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Table #358: Nailed above the cottage's door…

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2024-12-23 Table #358: Nailed above the cottage's door… 1. An iron horseshoe. 2. A sign, pyrographed with the word "welcome". 3. A pair of ears. 4. A charm made of tied grasses. 5. A wreath of rich, green leaves. 6. An agricultural tool.
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Table #357: This item is particularly…

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2024-12-22 Table #357: This item is particularly… 1. Sharp. 2. Pointy. 3. Heavy. 4. Smooth. 5. Shiny. 6. Well crafted. 7. Intricate. 8. Weird looking. 9. Warm. 10. Rare.
December 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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Table #356: The delivery has been left…

I actually failed to post this on the day. Oops. Anyway, catching up...

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2024-12-21 Table #356: The delivery has been left… 1. In the rain, outside the door. 2. With a neighbour. 3. In the shed. 4. In a neighbour's shed. 5. At a random address across town. 6. On the roof.
December 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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Table #355: Look out! You are…

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2024-12-20 Table #355: Look out! You are… 1. In the path of something enormous and terrifying. 2. About to fall down a hole. 3. Operating beyond safe parameters. 4. Zigging when you should be zagging. 5. Being pursued. 6. In danger of accidentally damaging something valuable.
December 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Table #354: Floating in the air before you…

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2024-12-19 Table #354: Floating in the air before you… 1. A colourful feather quill. 2. Seven grey pebbles, slowly moving in a circular path. 3. A lit candle. 4. A leather-bound and silver-trimmed book. 5. A sphere of swirling liquid. 6. A skull, with flames in the eye sockets.
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Table #353: The curious pond…

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2024-12-18 Table #353: The curious pond… 1. There is always ice floating in it. 2. Seems to be bottomless. 3. Does something strange to faces reflected in it. 4. Has a frog that walks around on its surface. 5. Has no water, but there are fish swimming around. 6. Appears somewhere different every morning.
December 18, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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Table #352: The magical world through the portal…

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2024-12-17 Table #352: The magical world through the portal… 1. Everything is made of candy. 2. Everyone, even visitors, can fly. 3. The ground is entirely covered with brightly coloured gems. 4. Everyone is followed around by a singing insect. 5. The trees scream as you walk past them. 6. The weather wildly and rapidly swings between extremes.
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Table #351: The sentient weapon wants…

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2024-12-16 Table #351: The sentient weapon wants… 1. To feed from the strongest life forces. 2. To be wielded by the mightiest monarch. 3. To be free of its servitude. 4. To bring about an age of chaos. 5. To rid the world of the undead. 6. Companionship.
December 16, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Table #350: This sword has…

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2024-12-15 Table #350: This sword has… 1. Several chips along the edge of its blade. 2. A jewel-encrusted hilt. 3. A fine, pattern-welded blade. 4. Patches of coloured tints on parts of the blade. 5. An occasional glow that seems to be triggered by something. 6. An ice cold temperature when it is touched.
December 15, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Table #349: Below the recently disturbed earth…

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2024-12-14 Table #349: Below the recently disturbed earth… 1. A locked metal box. 2. A locket attached to a fine, silver chain. 3. Something large and heavy, wrapped in a tarpaulin. 4. A single bone, slightly chewed. 5. A sword in a scabbard. 6. A waxed, canvas rolled-up tube.
December 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Table #348: Tasting notes

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2024-12-13 Table #348: Tasting notes 1. Citrus. 2. Berries. 3. Stoned fruit. 4. Apples. 5. Bananas. 6. Chocolate. 7. Caramel. 8. Nuts. 9. Brown sugar. 10. Vanilla. 11. Smoke. 12. Disinfectant. 13. Despair. 14. Wood. 15. Grass. 16. Kombucha. 17. Cheese. 18. Floral. 19. Coffee. 20. Ashes.
December 13, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Table #347: In the darkness you think you briefly see…

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2024-12-12 Table #347: In the darkness you think you briefly see… 1. Some sort of snake or tentacle writhing. 2. A human-like shape, moving very quickly. 3. Several smallish creatures scuttling around. 4. A pair of glowing eyes. 5. A rectangle of even darker darkness. 6. A glint of light reflected off something.
December 12, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Table #346: At the bottom of the enormous hole…

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2024-12-11 Table #346: At the bottom of the enormous hole… 1. A single tree, growing up towards the distant light. 2. A cavern of glittering crystals. 3. A forest of massive mushrooms. 4. Bones, scattered all over the place. 5. A person, sitting cross-legged and meditating. 6. A floor made of a mosaic with an intricate design.
December 11, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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Table #345: There was a road ahead, but…

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2024-12-10 Table #345: There was a road ahead, but… 1. A massive sinkhole blocks the way. 2. The whole area has flooded. 3. There is now a dense thicket of thorns. 4. It just becomes less and less defined until there is just earth. 5. The way disappears into a thick fog. 6. A tall cliff rises in front of you.
December 10, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Table #344: What They don't want you to know…

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2024-12-09 Table #344: What They don't want you to know… 1. The small restaurant is where They meet in disguise. 2. That "ancient" monument just appeared a century ago. 3. One person controls all of the ducks. 4. Those popular pies are slowly drugging the population. 5. All civilisation was created by an alien species for their own reasons. 6. We are all just characters controlled by people playing a game.
December 9, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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Table #343: That chicken…

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2024-12-08 Table #343: That chicken… 1. Is part of an international crime syndicate. 2. Is not what she seems. 3. Is watching you a bit too closely. 4. Would really like some mealworms, please. 5. Wasn't there a few minutes ago. 6. Is looking for a duck that came by recently.
December 8, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Table #342: Look out! The duck has...

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I didn't have a chance to post yesterday, so just catching up.
2024-12-07 Table #342: Look out! The duck has... 1. A machine gun. 2. Back-up. 3. Tripled in size. 4. Got away with the secret documents. 5. The high ground. 6. Got behind you.
December 8, 2024 at 8:33 PM