careful cuz the new york snitchbot is lurking too
April 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
careful cuz the new york snitchbot is lurking too
What i find most problematic about the Muskrat's illegal, unaccountable and unprecedented access to the Treasury database / payments are the AI implications of harvesting this data for unknown ends. At this moment, Grok is probably being trained on our data as the ultimate snitchbot.
February 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What i find most problematic about the Muskrat's illegal, unaccountable and unprecedented access to the Treasury database / payments are the AI implications of harvesting this data for unknown ends. At this moment, Grok is probably being trained on our data as the ultimate snitchbot.
More like Snitchbot
July 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
More like Snitchbot
Stupid supermarket Snitchbot in the way again
February 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Stupid supermarket Snitchbot in the way again
Pitchbot be turning into Snitchbot 😂
February 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Pitchbot be turning into Snitchbot 😂
one day you’ll look back with longing at this sterling level of customer service — as you wait for a snitchbot to approve your entry to the county meds line…assuming your trumpcard has enough crypto-donnies and whatnot
July 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
one day you’ll look back with longing at this sterling level of customer service — as you wait for a snitchbot to approve your entry to the county meds line…assuming your trumpcard has enough crypto-donnies and whatnot
Russian snitchbot therecord.media/russian-regi...
Russian region launches chatbot to report ‘extremist’ neighbors
Named “The Agent is Writing,” the chatbot is available on Telegram. It was created by the anti-terrorism commission in Primorsky Krai, located in Russia's far east.
therecord.media
December 1, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Russian snitchbot therecord.media/russian-regi...
have reluctantly concluded that "the creepy snitchbot in the kitchen is hoovering up all our personal conversations to sell to evil data brokers" has been an unsuccessful approach in my campaign against the Echo. new approach is saying "hey Alexa, make a fart noise" at every possible opportunity
December 22, 2023 at 9:03 PM
have reluctantly concluded that "the creepy snitchbot in the kitchen is hoovering up all our personal conversations to sell to evil data brokers" has been an unsuccessful approach in my campaign against the Echo. new approach is saying "hey Alexa, make a fart noise" at every possible opportunity
Musk’s AI Grok just blamed Trump and Musk for the Texas flood deaths. Apparently cutting NOAA staff while denying climate change isn’t great for weather forecasting. Who knew? 🤷🏾♀️ Now Musk says Grok is “too woke.” Bro, you coded the snitchbot! 🤦🏾♀️
July 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Musk’s AI Grok just blamed Trump and Musk for the Texas flood deaths. Apparently cutting NOAA staff while denying climate change isn’t great for weather forecasting. Who knew? 🤷🏾♀️ Now Musk says Grok is “too woke.” Bro, you coded the snitchbot! 🤦🏾♀️
Dropped my phone on asphalt today —shattered the lens protector. Replaced it for $20, paid cash, didn’t tell my wife because well, I’m a complete klutz.
AT&T ratted me out by texting her “it was great seeing you today!” (The account’s in her name.)
Thanks for nothing, snitchbot. 🤦♂️
AT&T ratted me out by texting her “it was great seeing you today!” (The account’s in her name.)
Thanks for nothing, snitchbot. 🤦♂️
May 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Dropped my phone on asphalt today —shattered the lens protector. Replaced it for $20, paid cash, didn’t tell my wife because well, I’m a complete klutz.
AT&T ratted me out by texting her “it was great seeing you today!” (The account’s in her name.)
Thanks for nothing, snitchbot. 🤦♂️
AT&T ratted me out by texting her “it was great seeing you today!” (The account’s in her name.)
Thanks for nothing, snitchbot. 🤦♂️
Unplug the snitchbot 3000
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Unplug the snitchbot 3000
Kinda like when a company advertises their "robot cop of the future", and then it turns out to be a rolling trash can snitchbot that drowns itself.
August 22, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Kinda like when a company advertises their "robot cop of the future", and then it turns out to be a rolling trash can snitchbot that drowns itself.
Supermarket Snitchbot getting in the way again
November 24, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Supermarket Snitchbot getting in the way again
Deleted my rant because some snitchbot that scrapes Twitter flr local news. Everything I said was obviously praxis—in Minecraft.
November 8, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Deleted my rant because some snitchbot that scrapes Twitter flr local news. Everything I said was obviously praxis—in Minecraft.
I’m afraid I can see exactly how they’re going to sell this thing:
Are you too busy/distracted/hustling/male to be expected to keep track of all the boring details of your otherwise glamorous and exciting life? Get a snitchbot.
Nagging wife + inattentive husband + snitchbot = anniversary rezzies.
Are you too busy/distracted/hustling/male to be expected to keep track of all the boring details of your otherwise glamorous and exciting life? Get a snitchbot.
Nagging wife + inattentive husband + snitchbot = anniversary rezzies.
May 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m afraid I can see exactly how they’re going to sell this thing:
Are you too busy/distracted/hustling/male to be expected to keep track of all the boring details of your otherwise glamorous and exciting life? Get a snitchbot.
Nagging wife + inattentive husband + snitchbot = anniversary rezzies.
Are you too busy/distracted/hustling/male to be expected to keep track of all the boring details of your otherwise glamorous and exciting life? Get a snitchbot.
Nagging wife + inattentive husband + snitchbot = anniversary rezzies.
SnitchBot ratted us out to my mom when we took a blinker in the guestroom 😩🫣😶🌫️
Definitely on the naughty list now!
#Christmas
Definitely on the naughty list now!
#Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 12:58 AM
SnitchBot ratted us out to my mom when we took a blinker in the guestroom 😩🫣😶🌫️
Definitely on the naughty list now!
#Christmas
Definitely on the naughty list now!
#Christmas
Bugger
Bugbro
Snoopy
Snitchbot
Bugbro
Snoopy
Snitchbot
September 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Bugger
Bugbro
Snoopy
Snitchbot
Bugbro
Snoopy
Snitchbot
Except the knightscope snitchbot is like the off-brand Roomba of daleks.
Literally can't do stairs or even steep grades, falls over appallingly easily, and will destroy itself at the first opportunity.
Literally can't do stairs or even steep grades, falls over appallingly easily, and will destroy itself at the first opportunity.
September 23, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Except the knightscope snitchbot is like the off-brand Roomba of daleks.
Literally can't do stairs or even steep grades, falls over appallingly easily, and will destroy itself at the first opportunity.
Literally can't do stairs or even steep grades, falls over appallingly easily, and will destroy itself at the first opportunity.
I did not take you for the kind of person who allows a snitchbot in their home, though I confess, Roomba tempts me as well
November 5, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I did not take you for the kind of person who allows a snitchbot in their home, though I confess, Roomba tempts me as well
The lying demonic chatbot is now a lying demonic snitchbot
NEW: After numerous tragedies, OpenAI says it's scanning users' conversations, escalating to human readers, and contacting law enforcement where necessary
futurism.com/openai-scann...
futurism.com/openai-scann...
OpenAI Says It's Scanning Users' Conversations and Reporting Content to the Police
OpenAI has authorized itself to call law enforcement if users say threatening enough things when talking to ChatGPT.
futurism.com
August 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The lying demonic chatbot is now a lying demonic snitchbot
To further reenforce your point: AI sentiment analysis can highlight interesting signal in a sea of noise that was previously impossible in 1933.
If your friends can read it, an AI snitchbot can read it.
If your friends can read it, an AI snitchbot can read it.
February 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
To further reenforce your point: AI sentiment analysis can highlight interesting signal in a sea of noise that was previously impossible in 1933.
If your friends can read it, an AI snitchbot can read it.
If your friends can read it, an AI snitchbot can read it.