#Pythons
One of the Pythons introduced their son onto stage for his first stand up show last night.

Palin compère his son?

He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.

#LunchPun
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
By the Power of These Sick Pythons, I shall Pummel you 💜

Muscle magical girl art by @hootvt.ireprism.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love when ball pythons strike and make contact with you, its like yeah it stung a bit but buddy boy that shit felt like nothing!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Looks like Rosie is having fun? What should her new master do with her on page 2?

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November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Colubrids *like* people. They're intelligent enough to figure out that we are warm, mobile trees that somehow provide food. Same with most boas & pythons. Just... never get a tree boa or python. Not if you like your blood on the inside.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
but also ig if it was able to use existing python modules that have been conformed to its structure, that would be kinda useful lol, given how robust pythons ecosystem is.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Were the pythons brought up to Florida as pets and then dumped because, they were too much trouble?
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Maid Marian roamed the forest to meet with Robin Hood and celebrate their anniversary, but a little stumble led the maiden into a pool of muck. The vixen struggled to get out, as she was slowly sinking into the clingy mud! Pray her beloved hero can save her from a sinking fate.
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So you believe we should let Burmese pythons destroy the Everglades?
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The pythons weren't enough?
Cuomo is Florida’s problem now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Except that snakes aren’t inherently evil. Steven Miller is more like the invasive pythons in Florida than an average snake just living its normal life.
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Γιατι είναι Monty Pythons
a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a crown says we want shrubbery
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a helmet and a crown says we want shrubbery
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Pythons are jealous of her ability to unhinge her jaw
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Miles of sleeves will not deter these massive pythons.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Trump's Flying Cirkus 4 season

Svega mi sve više podsjećaju na Monty Pythons
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
De VVD begint in toenemende mate op Monty Pythons Black Knight te lijken.
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Busy publication week this week! In case you missed it: I wrote about babysitting rattlesnakes, cliquish garters, cuddling ball pythons, and other unexpectedly social serpents for National Geographic.
Caught on the RattleCam: a most unexpected snake behavior
For a long time, scientists didn’t think snakes needed each other. New research proves that wrong.
www.nationalgeographic.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
were campaigns of extermination against wolves justified? should reticulated pythons be wiped off of the earth because they have eaten humans? crocodiles? sharks?
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@biancadan.bsky.social Yes. The European and Asian cuckoos have made New York State their new world home like good immigrants and migrants.

Rumors are that they can battle pythons and alligators so European and Asian FASCIST OLIGARCHS are trying to get the cuckoo to relocate to the Palm Beach area
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
No. I have two pythons. They’re much nicer and more trustworthy than him.
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Snakes are some of the best animals. pythons might be in the top 5 of all time
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s been interesting with what little I’ve got through. Like with many IPs, this one does feel lile it needs to get to the table to see if captures the personality of the books, as you don’t want this to be Monty Pythons X-Files nor do want it to be a serious Delta Green lite.
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Pythons, tarantulas among 163 exotic creatures seized from Toyota truck at U.S.-Mexico border
Pythons, tarantulas among 163 exotic creatures seized from Toyota truck at U.S.-Mexico border
More than a dozen types of pythons and over 30 other snakes, including a ghost Aztec jungle boa, were found packed in the truck.
cbsn.ws
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i love ball pythons
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
OMFG, good tech stack operators?

Bless Python Software Foundation

It's a hard choice to make for the funds, but an easy choice to make for the morals

TL;DR, they are withdrawing from Fed grant money because the money would be tied to NOT promoting DEI, which is at Pythons core mission statment
Your actions show what your values are, not feel-good bullet points on a website.

Bravo, Python Software Foundation.

pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
The PSF has withdrawn $1.5 million proposal to US government grant program
pyfound.blogspot.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM