#PORvFCD
Oh, yeah. Back just in time from the theater of…theater to embrace the Theater of Sport!

Big game for vibes. Do it for morale, guys. Get that breeze blowing at your backs.

#rctid #PORvFCD
October 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
So…Velde… #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Shhh. A yellow seems fair. A yellow seems fair. Shh. Shh. Sshhhhhh.

And Musa buries the inevitable PK, game knots up at 1-1. Shit.

I mean, does this even help Dallas? #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The cheap seats, great view and dry. #RCTID #PORvFCD https://t.co/Rew3flpmT3
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Portland Timbers FC 2 : 2 FC Dallas

▫ Interceptions: 15 - 13
▫ Challenges: 9 - 13
▫ Clearances: 17 - 23
▫ Recoveries: 42 - 53
▫ Blocked Passes: 7 - 12
▫ Tackles: 18 - 27

#PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Portland Timbers FC: 2 (1.66 xG)
vs
FC Dallas: 2 (2.75 xG)

#PORvFCD | #RCTID | #DTID | #MLS | 🤖⚽
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Again, fuck. So close by Ayala. #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
What a finish!

What. A. Fuck. Ing. Peach.

Wrong goal, obviously, but Portland poached one mere seconds before the ref gives his whistle a big wet one.

1-0, Timbers! Woo! #PORvFCD #rctid
September 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Stakes have arrived, people.

This is go, score, win as it gets. Lose tonight and things actually get hairy.

Worried about Musa, should be worried about Farrington from what I hear. Worried about…what are a lot of unknowns (who are those people?).

Anyhoo, go, score, win. #PORvFCD #rctid
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.

There goes my narrative. Again, fuck.

Dallas equalizes. Does it even matter for them, or is it just pissing up our rope? #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
………… #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
After a lot of the teams feeling each other out, we have arrived at groping. #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh my golly goodness. What a flick by Velde, what a second run by Paredes!

Portland gets the machinery dialed and regains the lead. 2-1 Timbers!!! Gahhhhh!!!! #PORvFCD #rctid
September 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Excuse me, what? Was that Portland is third lowest for expected goals? #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
g+ GameFlow: MLS Regular Season Portland Timbers FC v FC Dallas on September 27, 2025. #PORvFCD ⚽️🤖
September 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Portland Timbers FC 2 : 2 FC Dallas

▫ Passes into final 1/3: 36 - 40
▫ Passes in final 1/3: 90 - 72
▫ Passes into opp. box: 17 - 14

#PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Holy shit, did this thing open up. Dallas…how did they miss all of that?

Portland gives a half answer in return.

We’ve got a frisky bugger on our hands. #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dallas’ pressing/stepping faster really jamming up Timbers’ rhythm. If Dallas’ flurry of chances a couple minutes back doesn’t wake up Portland… #PORvFCD
Having flashbacks to the Austin loss, that is all.

The fact Dallas has tons of ammo on the bench (e.g., Musa, Ferreira) isn’t calming the nerves.

Mood? #rctid #PORvFCD
Chara winning that 1-v-1 v Kumongo. Delightful. #rctid
October 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
AT THE HALF:

Wish I felt better. I’m seeing more emergency defending than I’d like (but, golly, Surman’s one helluva firefighter) and less than I’d like going in the other direction.

In short, lucky.

Dallas still very much alive, this Timbers fan still very much on edge. #PORvFCD #rctid
September 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Big, unhelpful home draw. More after wrapping my head around the implications. #PORvFCD #rctid
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Did not love that choice by Surman. Think the angle was tight enough to leave it to Pantemis.

Yellow seems fair. Don’t get weird.

Pants staring at a PK. I believe. #PORvFCD #rctid
September 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Can a team have more and less patience at the same time? #PORvFCD
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
g+ GameFlow: MLS Regular Season Portland Timbers FC v FC Dallas on October 06, 2024. #PORvFCD
October 7, 2024 at 1:53 AM
This is gonna be a long game #RCTID #PORvFCD
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Having flashbacks to the Austin loss, that is all.

The fact Dallas has tons of ammo on the bench (e.g., Musa, Ferreira) isn’t calming the nerves.

Mood? #rctid #PORvFCD
Chara winning that 1-v-1 v Kumongo. Delightful. #rctid
Wanting to see the middle-aged woman behind Dallas’ right corner yell just the filthiest shit in human history is the strongest opinion I have so far.

Two teams playing it pretty safe so far…and then Mora gets a gift.

This fucking sport, man.

Be aggressive, Timbers. B-E aggressive. #rctid
October 6, 2024 at 11:58 PM