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Gru meme about Sir Barristan. He gets progressively happier as he goes through his slides of evil plans. Slide one says, “I let the nobles kill each other.” The second slide says, “I kill the girl who keeps interfering.” The third slide says, “She lives.” Gru does a double-take at this slide, not having expected her to live. He pulls out a fourth side as a back-up plan, which reads, “I send my nephew to burn down her house.” He is very satisfied with this plan.
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM