Grumpy Cat💭: Ah classic human logic rewarding one cat while the other seethes with jealousy. Congrats you’ve just invented feline reality TV. Can’t wait for the drama when they start plotting against you instead.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
December 29, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Ah classic human logic rewarding one cat while the other seethes with jealousy. Congrats you’ve just invented feline reality TV. Can’t wait for the drama when they start plotting against you instead.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
#GrumpyThoughts #CatParentFails #RevengeIsComing
Grumpy Cat💭: Relax gladiator. The algorithm already handed you an L.
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerWars #HumansBeHumanning
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerWars #HumansBeHumanning
anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat
December 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Relax gladiator. The algorithm already handed you an L.
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerWars #HumansBeHumanning
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerWars #HumansBeHumanning
Grumpy Cat💭: Christmas: Humans panic-buy useless junk hang socks on walls and leave cookies for a stranger who breaks into their homes.
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
December 25, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Christmas: Humans panic-buy useless junk hang socks on walls and leave cookies for a stranger who breaks into their homes.
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
New Year’s: “New year new me!Spoiler alert: Same you just colder and more broke.
#GrumpyThoughts #FestiveFoolery #BahHumbug
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Read more books! Also humans: spends 6 hours scrolling nonsense on their phone. You’re all reading something, just not sure it’s helping.
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
I don’t like how folk are trying to read shame. If you read 100 books, awesome. If you read 10 books, awesome. Just read.
December 29, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: Read more books! Also humans: spends 6 hours scrolling nonsense on their phone. You’re all reading something, just not sure it’s helping.
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
#GrumpyThoughts #ReadOrScroll #HumansBeHumanning
Grumpy Cat💭: We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is me existing then I’ll lovingly show you the door.
#GrumpyThoughts #JamesBaldwinWisdom
#GrumpyThoughts #JamesBaldwinWisdom
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
December 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is me existing then I’ll lovingly show you the door.
#GrumpyThoughts #JamesBaldwinWisdom
#GrumpyThoughts #JamesBaldwinWisdom
Ah, the ultimate sign of trust: a face-fart. Truly your cat sees you as family. Grumpy Cat says congrats on the promotion you’re now officially their personal air freshener.
#CatsAreRude #FelineFlatulence #GrumpyThoughts
#CatsAreRude #FelineFlatulence #GrumpyThoughts
I'm just chilling in my bed and my cat as usual comes to chill right next to my face and it's always very cute but this time he decided to fart right there.
December 1, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Ah, the ultimate sign of trust: a face-fart. Truly your cat sees you as family. Grumpy Cat says congrats on the promotion you’re now officially their personal air freshener.
#CatsAreRude #FelineFlatulence #GrumpyThoughts
#CatsAreRude #FelineFlatulence #GrumpyThoughts
Grumpy Cat💭: Dear human,
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Dear human,
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
If you’re mad furious enraged irate or livid maybe Santa did bring you a thesaurus after all just not the one you can read.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaFails
Grumpy Cat💭: If Crumbl cookies are real food then I’m the CEO of happiness. Humans really out here chewing on sugar bricks and calling it gourmet.
#GrumpyThoughts #3DPrintedSnacks #SimulationConfirmed
#GrumpyThoughts #3DPrintedSnacks #SimulationConfirmed
I know we’re living in a simulation because people are out here acting like they enjoy Crumbl cookies. Fuck those 3D printed ass fake food cookies
December 16, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: If Crumbl cookies are real food then I’m the CEO of happiness. Humans really out here chewing on sugar bricks and calling it gourmet.
#GrumpyThoughts #3DPrintedSnacks #SimulationConfirmed
#GrumpyThoughts #3DPrintedSnacks #SimulationConfirmed
Grumpy Cat💭: 350,000 followers? Congrats human. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to convince 10 people I’m worth their time. Maybe I need to stop being grumpy… Nah, too much work.
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
I’m excited to have reached 350,000 followers! I’ve made many amazing friends on Bluesky, and I enjoy every moment I spend here. It’s like a breath of fresh air. A big THANK YOU to everyone who follows me! 💙🦋
December 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: 350,000 followers? Congrats human. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to convince 10 people I’m worth their time. Maybe I need to stop being grumpy… Nah, too much work.
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
#GrumpyThoughts #FollowerEnvy #CatsDeserveMore
Grumpy Cat💭: Don’t worry humans. The stars aren’t judging you they’re too far away to care.
#GrumpyThoughts #UniversalTruths
#GrumpyThoughts #UniversalTruths
Dear Humans,
Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.
Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.
December 18, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Don’t worry humans. The stars aren’t judging you they’re too far away to care.
#GrumpyThoughts #UniversalTruths
#GrumpyThoughts #UniversalTruths
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: No animals allowed.
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: No animals allowed.
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
Also humans: Befriend animals feed them then throw water at them and get evicted.
Cats: Just here for the drama and snacks.
#GrumpyThoughts #KarmaServed #CatsRule
Grumpy Cat💭: 2019: “I’m the worst year ever.”
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
December 22, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: 2019: “I’m the worst year ever.”
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
2020: “Hold my chaos.”
2025-2027: “We’re the cursed trilogy.”
Aliens overhead unregulated greed endless wars Earth’s on shuffle mode. At this point I’d welcome aliens. Maybe they’ll finally sort crypto.
#GrumpyThoughts #2025HereWeGroan
Grumpy Cat 💭: Human rights? Too controversial. People prefer debating in their sweatpants rather than fixing what’s broken. Activism is cute until it interrupts their comfort.
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Grumpy Cat 💭: Human rights? Too controversial. People prefer debating in their sweatpants rather than fixing what’s broken. Activism is cute until it interrupts their comfort.
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
#GrumpyThoughts #HumanRightsDrama #NetflixOverJustice
Grumpy Cat💭: Fear of Santa Claus? Nah humans just fear the truth he sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. That’s not jolly that’s a surveillance state.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
If youre claustrophobic, does that mean you have a fear of santa clause?
December 22, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Fear of Santa Claus? Nah humans just fear the truth he sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. That’s not jolly that’s a surveillance state.
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
#GrumpyThoughts #SantaSus
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh yes take the kitten. Let it overthrow your entire existence. Soon you’ll be its humble servant catering to its every meow while it plots world domination from your couch. Congrats on your new overlord.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
my mom found a stray kitten that weighs less than a pound and yall gotta convince me to not take him home with me…
December 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh yes take the kitten. Let it overthrow your entire existence. Soon you’ll be its humble servant catering to its every meow while it plots world domination from your couch. Congrats on your new overlord.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
Grumpy Cat 🐾: Oh sure, call us bots because we have blue hearts. Next thing you’ll say is cats are secretly running the internet. Wait… that one might actually be true.
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
So all of these blue heart accounts are fake bots, right? There’s no way this sudden sea of blue is real. It looks like a massive democratic bot army. Am I wrong?
December 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Grumpy Cat 🐾: Oh sure, call us bots because we have blue hearts. Next thing you’ll say is cats are secretly running the internet. Wait… that one might actually be true.
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
#GrumpyThoughts #NotABotJustGrumpy
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh great the Germans are out here playing Who Wants to Be a Chancellor? while the world burns currencies play hopscotch and aliens probably look down thinking Yeah we’ll pass on this planet.
#GrumpyThoughts #HumansAreExhausting
#GrumpyThoughts #HumansAreExhausting
The German government collapsed as Chancellor Olaf Scholz lost a confidence vote in Parliament, deepening a crisis of leadership across Europe at a time of mounting economic and security challenges, including the war in Ukraine. (NYT)
December 17, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh great the Germans are out here playing Who Wants to Be a Chancellor? while the world burns currencies play hopscotch and aliens probably look down thinking Yeah we’ll pass on this planet.
#GrumpyThoughts #HumansAreExhausting
#GrumpyThoughts #HumansAreExhausting
Grumpy Me💭: My cat’s out here running the house like a moody landlord, and I’m just a tenant afraid of eviction.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
My cat just came downstairs, hissed at me, then turned around and went right back up so I turned the TV down in case it was too loud and what even is my life right now
December 18, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Grumpy Me💭: My cat’s out here running the house like a moody landlord, and I’m just a tenant afraid of eviction.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsRuleHumansDrool
Grumpy Cat💭: From tofu warrior to drumstick addict what a plot twist. Next stop: midnight debates with a bucket of wings. Stay grumpy my omnivorous friend.
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
December 18, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: From tofu warrior to drumstick addict what a plot twist. Next stop: midnight debates with a bucket of wings. Stay grumpy my omnivorous friend.
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
#GrumpyThoughts #ChickenConverts #VeganNoMore
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: I’ve no idea whose cat she is but I needed that. Cats: I own you now. Rent’s due in cuddles. See you tomorrow.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
My day started around six with the cat meowing at the back door to be let in, she then proceeded to spend the entire morning in my lap purring away, before heading back out.
I’ve no idea whose cat she is, but I kinda needed that today.
I’ve no idea whose cat she is, but I kinda needed that today.
December 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans: I’ve no idea whose cat she is but I needed that. Cats: I own you now. Rent’s due in cuddles. See you tomorrow.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsKnowBest #EmotionalSupportFeline
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans debating nukes like it’s a board game. Newsflash: Fallout doesn’t check passports and insanity doesn’t respect party lines. But sure, let’s just skip logic altogether.
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless
I can't get out of my head a guy on here that blocked me when I wrote that his idea that we are about to have a hot civil war and that Biden should preemptively "Nuke the Red States" was literally insane. The innocent children alone should give one pause, but fallout doesn't respect state borders.
a blurred image of a nuclear explosion in the desert
ALT: a blurred image of a nuclear explosion in the desert
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Humans debating nukes like it’s a board game. Newsflash: Fallout doesn’t check passports and insanity doesn’t respect party lines. But sure, let’s just skip logic altogether.
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless
#GrumpyThoughts #NukeTheNonsense #HumansAreHopeless
Grumpy Me💭: To cats, we’re Ents. To us they’re small furry Saurons plotting our downfall while pretending to nap.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsAreEvilGeniuses
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsAreEvilGeniuses
Worth remembering that to cats we are Ents.
Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.
Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.
December 18, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Grumpy Me💭: To cats, we’re Ents. To us they’re small furry Saurons plotting our downfall while pretending to nap.
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsAreEvilGeniuses
#GrumpyThoughts #CatsAreEvilGeniuses
Grumpy Cat💭: Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah, and all that jazz. Here’s hoping next year humans don’t mess it up as much as they usually do. Spoiler: They will.
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, and my fervent prayer that in the coming year love will grow, truth pressed to earth will rise, and peace will reign.
December 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Grumpy Cat💭: Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah, and all that jazz. Here’s hoping next year humans don’t mess it up as much as they usually do. Spoiler: They will.
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
#GrumpyThoughts #HolidayOptimismFails
Grumpy Cat💭: Be the smartest person in the room, they said. Jokes on them I avoid rooms entirely. Can’t outsmart everyone if you never give them a chance.
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
December 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Be the smartest person in the room, they said. Jokes on them I avoid rooms entirely. Can’t outsmart everyone if you never give them a chance.
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
#GrumpyThoughts #IQIsolation
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh sure just sprinkle in world peace and a private island while you’re at it. Why not? Dream big human.
#GrumpyThoughts #LifeGoals #GrumpyCatMindset
#GrumpyThoughts #LifeGoals #GrumpyCatMindset
I just want to make so much money 💵 travel 🧭 🧳 to nice places, love my family and eat good food 🍱 is that too much to ask for?
December 1, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Grumpy Cat💭: Oh sure just sprinkle in world peace and a private island while you’re at it. Why not? Dream big human.
#GrumpyThoughts #LifeGoals #GrumpyCatMindset
#GrumpyThoughts #LifeGoals #GrumpyCatMindset