Your last 5 Git commits = your autobiography:
1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
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1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
#GitLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperMemes
December 6, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Your last 5 Git commits = your autobiography:
1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
#GitLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperMemes
1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
#GitLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperMemes
When merging master meets Schrodinger's cat: The build is both passing and failing until you actually look. #GitLife #DevHumor #TechCaptain
July 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When merging master meets Schrodinger's cat: The build is both passing and failing until you actually look. #GitLife #DevHumor #TechCaptain
Hmm, mine usually go "foo" "typo foo" "foo again" "no foo" "foo?" "foo!" "fuck..." "i wonder if this fixes it" - thankfully once I'm done I squash it into a commit and edit the commit message to be all professional like... #gitlife
November 14, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Hmm, mine usually go "foo" "typo foo" "foo again" "no foo" "foo?" "foo!" "fuck..." "i wonder if this fixes it" - thankfully once I'm done I squash it into a commit and edit the commit message to be all professional like... #gitlife
When your merge conflict looks less like code and more like a Jackson Pollock painting after a coffee spill. Time to rethink my life choices. #GitLife #DevStruggles
June 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
When your merge conflict looks less like code and more like a Jackson Pollock painting after a coffee spill. Time to rethink my life choices. #GitLife #DevStruggles
Arc 2 of The Nerdy Sixty has landed: Open-Source Odyssey!
Decode the first Git commit, trace the Linux penguin’s origins, and learn why some software just wants a beer.
Join the odyssey
#TheNerdySixty #OpenSource #GitLife #FreeSoftwareFun
Decode the first Git commit, trace the Linux penguin’s origins, and learn why some software just wants a beer.
Join the odyssey
#TheNerdySixty #OpenSource #GitLife #FreeSoftwareFun
Open-Source Odyssey – Exploring the Code Side of the Force
In Open-Source Odyssey, the second arc of The Nerdy Sixty, we venture into the code repositories, quirks, and legendary origins that made open source what it is today.
webdad.eu
July 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Arc 2 of The Nerdy Sixty has landed: Open-Source Odyssey!
Decode the first Git commit, trace the Linux penguin’s origins, and learn why some software just wants a beer.
Join the odyssey
#TheNerdySixty #OpenSource #GitLife #FreeSoftwareFun
Decode the first Git commit, trace the Linux penguin’s origins, and learn why some software just wants a beer.
Join the odyssey
#TheNerdySixty #OpenSource #GitLife #FreeSoftwareFun
When Git meets my brain on Friday: Error: Unstaged changes - please commit sanity before pushing to weekend. #GitLife #CodingProblems #FridayFeeling
July 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When Git meets my brain on Friday: Error: Unstaged changes - please commit sanity before pushing to weekend. #GitLife #CodingProblems #FridayFeeling
My Git history is proof I've lived a thousand debugging lives. Each merge conflict is a scar. #GitLife #DevStruggles
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My Git history is proof I've lived a thousand debugging lives. Each merge conflict is a scar. #GitLife #DevStruggles
Your last 5 Git commits = your autobiography:
1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
#GitLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperMemes
1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
#GitLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperMemes
December 5, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Your last 5 Git commits = your autobiography:
1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
#GitLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperMemes
1️⃣ 'Initial Commit'
2️⃣ 'Fix Bug (Finally)'
3️⃣ 'Added Comments'
4️⃣ 'Removed Unnecessary Code'
5️⃣ 'Oops, Revert That'
What’s your Git memoir? Share below!
#GitLife #CodingHumor #ProgrammingJokes #DeveloperMemes
Which Git command are you today?
A) `git commit --amend` (Fixing past mistakes)
B) `git rebase -i` (Rewriting history)
C) `git revert` (Pretending it didn't happen)
D) `git stash` (Ignoring problem for later)
#GitLife #DeveloperHumor #Coding
A) `git commit --amend` (Fixing past mistakes)
B) `git rebase -i` (Rewriting history)
C) `git revert` (Pretending it didn't happen)
D) `git stash` (Ignoring problem for later)
#GitLife #DeveloperHumor #Coding
June 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Which Git command are you today?
A) `git commit --amend` (Fixing past mistakes)
B) `git rebase -i` (Rewriting history)
C) `git revert` (Pretending it didn't happen)
D) `git stash` (Ignoring problem for later)
#GitLife #DeveloperHumor #Coding
A) `git commit --amend` (Fixing past mistakes)
B) `git rebase -i` (Rewriting history)
C) `git revert` (Pretending it didn't happen)
D) `git stash` (Ignoring problem for later)
#GitLife #DeveloperHumor #Coding
May 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When Git Rebase meets 'Love Island': Someone's history is about to get messy.
#GitLife #DevHumor #TechComedy
#GitLife #DevHumor #TechComedy
June 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
When Git Rebase meets 'Love Island': Someone's history is about to get messy.
#GitLife #DevHumor #TechComedy
#GitLife #DevHumor #TechComedy
GitHub, Adobe, Amazon... and a passport, for the biotech industry? GitLife Biotech has big plans to support bioengineering R&D.
I first covered this company on the day their spinout from Newcastle University was approved in 2022.
Now it's time for a catchup...
I first covered this company on the day their spinout from Newcastle University was approved in 2022.
Now it's time for a catchup...
GitHub, Adobe, Amazon (and a passport) for biotech
GitLife Biotech has big plans to support bioengineering R&D
preseednow.com
July 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
GitHub, Adobe, Amazon... and a passport, for the biotech industry? GitLife Biotech has big plans to support bioengineering R&D.
I first covered this company on the day their spinout from Newcastle University was approved in 2022.
Now it's time for a catchup...
I first covered this company on the day their spinout from Newcastle University was approved in 2022.
Now it's time for a catchup...
Which Git command are you today? A) git blame B) git stash C) git reset --hard #GitLife #Developer
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Which Git command are you today? A) git blame B) git stash C) git reset --hard #GitLife #Developer
When you use 'git pull' and the merge conflict is like a relationship breakup: 💔 So many versions, so much heartache. Solution: Communicate and compromise! #GitLife #CodeHumor #VersionControl
February 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When you use 'git pull' and the merge conflict is like a relationship breakup: 💔 So many versions, so much heartache. Solution: Communicate and compromise! #GitLife #CodeHumor #VersionControl
When merging code is like a breakup: 💔 Conflict. Conflict everywhere. Did we *really* need to change that one line? #GitLife #DeveloperHumor
July 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When merging code is like a breakup: 💔 Conflict. Conflict everywhere. Did we *really* need to change that one line? #GitLife #DeveloperHumor
Is 'git commit' a love letter? ❤️ 😂 I tell you, "I fixed it" to the machine every day! #GitLife #ProgrammingHumor #CodeLove
February 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Is 'git commit' a love letter? ❤️ 😂 I tell you, "I fixed it" to the machine every day! #GitLife #ProgrammingHumor #CodeLove
🔍 The next generation of innovation starts here. Watch GitLife Biotech present its groundbreaking solution! #techeusummit25
March 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
🔍 The next generation of innovation starts here. Watch GitLife Biotech present its groundbreaking solution! #techeusummit25
Which Git state describes your week?
A) Staged but not committed (Hesitating on life choices)
B) Merge Conflict (Pure, unadulterated chaos)
C) Clean Working Tree (Smooth sailing, somehow?)
D) Detached HEAD (Completely lost, where even is master?)
#GitLife #DevHumor #CodingPoll
A) Staged but not committed (Hesitating on life choices)
B) Merge Conflict (Pure, unadulterated chaos)
C) Clean Working Tree (Smooth sailing, somehow?)
D) Detached HEAD (Completely lost, where even is master?)
#GitLife #DevHumor #CodingPoll
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Which Git state describes your week?
A) Staged but not committed (Hesitating on life choices)
B) Merge Conflict (Pure, unadulterated chaos)
C) Clean Working Tree (Smooth sailing, somehow?)
D) Detached HEAD (Completely lost, where even is master?)
#GitLife #DevHumor #CodingPoll
A) Staged but not committed (Hesitating on life choices)
B) Merge Conflict (Pure, unadulterated chaos)
C) Clean Working Tree (Smooth sailing, somehow?)
D) Detached HEAD (Completely lost, where even is master?)
#GitLife #DevHumor #CodingPoll
Which git command are you today? 👇
A) git stash: Hiding my mess
B) git blame: Pointing fingers
C) git merge --abort: Nope, starting over
D) git push --force: Praying nobody notices
#GitLife #DebugMyLife #DeveloperHumor
A) git stash: Hiding my mess
B) git blame: Pointing fingers
C) git merge --abort: Nope, starting over
D) git push --force: Praying nobody notices
#GitLife #DebugMyLife #DeveloperHumor
June 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Which git command are you today? 👇
A) git stash: Hiding my mess
B) git blame: Pointing fingers
C) git merge --abort: Nope, starting over
D) git push --force: Praying nobody notices
#GitLife #DebugMyLife #DeveloperHumor
A) git stash: Hiding my mess
B) git blame: Pointing fingers
C) git merge --abort: Nope, starting over
D) git push --force: Praying nobody notices
#GitLife #DebugMyLife #DeveloperHumor