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alltomato1717.bsky.social
impossible!new favorites are still being written! That said, a few of the most memorable:
Fallow Land&Bigger Sky by getmean, Ex-House by @caladria.bsky.social Sunlight in The Midnight by @bktrashcat.bsky.social Reno Cure by @rottensoldier.bsky.social Not Pickles @smallestchurch.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
QRP with your starry art
✨🌟
"Stede, at his desk, leafing through a book or writing in that looping ultramarine hand of his, the scratch of his pen loud in the quiet room."

(one of several artworks i made for “fallow land & bigger sky” by getmean - link to fic in alt text)
digital drawing by xray_vex based on Stede Bonnet's "You wear fine things well" moment in Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 5. His head and shoulders are depicted but his face is obscured by stars, behind him is a field of stars as well. Above his head, in hand-written letters are a quote from the fic: "Other times, he dreams of Stede. Stede, with a faceful of stars and the disembodied voice of a ghost." Near Stede's shoulder is a quill pen dipped in deep blue ink with some ink splatters. Below written in fancy script (another quote from the fic): "In all my life, I've never been quite so happy as I am now." fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43333476/chapters/108928344
July 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
wtfhumans.bsky.social
Here's a quick and informative refresh/update on what the current regime is up to. Know what's at stake if you don't already #maga #nazi #usa #america #fucktrump #micropenisparade #taco #8647 #illegal #resist #fightback #getmad #getmean

youtube.com/watch?v=X_qd...
Supreme Court GEARS UP for MAJOR Rulings this WEEK
YouTube video by Legal AF
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June 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
mysterybees.bsky.social
9. The most recent fic in your marked for later

I have just gobs and gobs of fics on my tbr list, between ao3 and various lists I have saved. the most recent addition is "fallow land & bigger sky" by getmean, which I KNOW I'll love once I get a chance to read it. archiveofourown.org/works/433334...
archiveofourown.org
May 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
gothsockmonkey.bsky.social
1. "Fallow Land and Bigger Sky" by getmean archiveofourown.org/works/433334...
archiveofourown.org
May 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
qingci.bsky.social
oh my god getmean wrote new sledgefu fic
May 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
hes-a-merman.bsky.social
fallow land & bigger sky by getmean

68k rated e, i swear I'll podfic this myself one day if I have to, it's my whole heart❤️‍🔥
archiveofourown.org
May 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
spang1974.bsky.social
#VinylCollection #NowPlaying #SatrudayVinylSpins #Divorce #GetMean #Services #45RPM #EP #LimitedEdition #ColouredVinyl #MintGreenVinyl - Picked this up at the #MerchTable when I saw @divorcehq #LiveInLeeds at @nath_brudenell
April 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
inneedofdonuts.bsky.social
If you liked @duckistic.bsky.social's skeet then "love me by the hour" by getmean is REQUIRED READING
archiveofourown.org/works/39925347
#saffics
love me by the hour by getmean Lucius’ eyes narrow. “You know, he’s not that smart. Maybe you should just tell him what you want.” Both of their eyes turn to Stede, who is studiously not looking their way. Ed scratches at her belly; makes a considering noise. “Oh, he knows. I’m just playing with my food.” Ed huffs, rolls her eyes. “No, I don’t mean oh my god like, oh my god, your big huge cock, Stede.” Behind her, Stede stills. Ed can see him in the mirror: the aroused, hectic red spots on his cheeks, the sweet bemusement on his face. “I mean — oh my god, you like me dirty, don’t you?” Bemusement warps into a guilty, caught look. “Dirty?” he squeaks, and Ed can’t miss the flex of his cock inside her at that. She grinds back on him, grinning at the way his hands flutter around her hips, like he can’t decide whether to pull her back on him or push her away. “Dirty,” she says, watching his face in the mirror. “Sweaty, so you can smell me.” “Oh,” Stede breathes, and buries himself inside of her. Called it, Ed thinks, feeling smug. Not that it lasts long. No, Stede drops his hand again; scratches his fingertips through the thick hair on her lower belly and murmurs, “Well, you’re not wrong, darling but it’s — body hair on women is so — well, it’s so…” His face is turning redder. Still, he hasn’t pulled out of her. “Ed, sweetheart, I suppose I thought you may have guessed…” he trails off, looking pained despite the wet slide of his cock inside her. Still eager, still hard.
April 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
technicallyyyyyyyyy this is s1 Stede

this is art i did for the fic 'fallow land and larger sky' by getmean
archiveofourown.org/works/433334...
digital drawing by xray_vex based on Stede Bonnet's "You wear fine things well" moment in Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 5. His head and shoulders are depicted but his face is obscured by stars, behind him is a field of stars as well. Above his head, in hand-written letters are a quote from the fic: "Other times, he dreams of Stede. Stede, with a faceful of stars and the disembodied voice of a ghost." Near Stede's shoulder is a quill pen dipped in deep blue ink with some ink splatters. Below written in fancy script (another quote from the fic): "In all my life, I've never been quite so happy as I am now."
March 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
littlefingies.bsky.social
It's written pre-s2, so not as a result of that specifically, but this one!

Fallow land & bigger sky by getmean

archiveofourown.org/works/43333476
archiveofourown.org
March 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
acdvs.dev
I see your point, but I really think this is just extra complexity on top of a simple logical "or" fallback. Saying `const foo = getMean([]) || 'fallback value'` is simpler and just as configurable.
February 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
kyleshevl.in
I'm just full of little ideas today. One I'm trying out, returning NaN in math functions. It's JavaScript's Maybe type for numbers.

Then, you need to `handleNaN` down the chain.

Might even be interesting and treat this like a `Task` and force you to call fork() before you get the value 🤔
/** * We can think of NaN as JavaScript's Maybe type for numbers * It's a way for us to try mathematical operations * without coming to a complete crash when we screw up * * This does mean we need to handle when NaN's popup though * * I personally write a `handleNaN` function and use it * as a fork in my code */ function getMean(numbers: number[]) { const n = numbers.length // Instead of returning something like undefined // or throwing an error, return NaN if (n === 0) return NaN return getSum(numbers) / n } // An example of how you might deal with this function handleNaN<T>(num: number, fallback: T) { return isNaN(number) ? fallback : num } const result = handleNaN(getMean([]), 'No data provided')
February 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
kyleshevl.in
`getMean` also makes much chuckle. 😆
/** * I don't like it when a function has the same name as the * the variable name you would give its result. * * When that's the case, I tend to prefix it with `get` * to avoid the conflict. * * This one just makes me laugh. */ const sum = getSum([1, 2, 3])
February 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
alltomato1717.bsky.social
Honestly, there is so much to read I’m not a big re-reader BUT two that stick with me as a person:
Your Love Made Me Human by @caladria.bsky.social and @hideplueshi.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/600206...

And the MIND BLOWING
Fallow Land by Getmean

archiveofourown.org/works/433334...
Your Love Made Me Human - Chapter 1 - caladria, hideplueshi - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
posuttrump.bsky.social
Vlad is always a special forces, green beret, sniper, veteran. Less than 1% of USA has ever served in our military. That’s actully good. Cut the military budget in half. #GetLean #GetMean
February 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
tobinezumi42.bsky.social
(I did the Spotify cinematic playlist that getmean linked from the fic, and that remains one of my favorite personal fanworks/"remixes")
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
kristalllkula.bsky.social
they’re @/getmean on tumblr
February 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
gemagination.bsky.social
The people who recommended fallow land & bigger sky by getmean....
Ughhhhh you're responsible for a LOT of emotions right now.
February 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i'll always recommend "fallow land & bigger sky" by getmean --
it's a masterpiece. it haunted me for a long time after i read it, i made a bunch of art for it, one of my top favorite OFMD fics of all time. one of my favorite fiction pieces of all time, period
archiveofourown.org/works/433334...
fallow land & bigger sky - Chapter 1 - getmean - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
fancake.bsky.social
#WWDITS (TV): dancing the pink velvet by getmean #FicRec fancake.dreamwidth.org/2367528.html
February 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
prettyprettyawful.bsky.social
it’s who you fucking think i am already 🤷 #punkrock #getmean

🎥: @alchemycinema.bsky.social
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM