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Me: How would you rate your incident response maturity?

Them: This is the worn block of wood we knock on when discussing hypothetical situations.

Me: Okay, so very mature.

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February 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Image of a variety of knives all labeled with a different type of material they are designed for cutting like Ham, Bread, Cheese, etc. At the bottom of the image is a light saber labeled "For people that don't use UTC for logging"
December 16, 2024 at 9:58 PM
malanalysis.bsky.social
Genie I will grant your wish however, it must be within reason
Vern: I want a dragon!
Genie: Are you mad? I said within reason!
Vern: I want everyone to use UTC all the time everywhere!
Genie:...
Vern: Oh, and they must use ISO8601 format!
Genie: What color do you want that dragon?

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malanalysis.bsky.social Vern McCandlish @malanalysis.bsky.social · Dec 8
I once again appeal to the void that any operation/working group/team activity that involves folks in more than one timezone just switch to UTC.

ISO 8601 + UTC || GTFO
a man in a suit and tie is asking where you are
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is pretending to speak on a phone while asking "what time is it where you are?"
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December 8, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Them: Hey Vern, what's your availability over the holiday?

Me: Let me check something...

Me:

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a cat is sitting in front of a laptop with the words busy busy busy below it .
Alt: a cat is sitting in front of a laptop with the words busy busy busy below it .
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December 3, 2024 at 5:30 PM
malanalysis.bsky.social
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Digital Forensic Incident Responder: It depends...

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coreyryung.bsky.social Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · Nov 23
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Physics professor: The only way to know for sure is to kill a cat
coreyryung.bsky.social Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · Nov 23
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Criminal law professor: The liquid contains contraband and the cup is facing a minimum of 5 years in prison
November 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
malanalysis.bsky.social
We never show up alone.

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Yoda talking to Mace Windu with the caption: Incident Responders Always Two There Are.
November 11, 2024 at 9:10 PM
malanalysis.bsky.social
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Four Panel Good, Better, Best, Wut meme with Winnie the Pooh. Good: Infosec Blogs Better: On-Demand Infosec Video Walkthrough Best: SANS In-person Infosec conference Wut: Infosec Thought Leaders posting on LinkedIn
November 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
malanalysis.bsky.social
Remember to troll your friends that live in Arizona by casually dropping during a conversation today how they switched from Pacific to Mountain time last night.

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November 3, 2024 at 1:00 PM